Here, I have one for ya'll:
Today is Friday, all you have to do is figure out what day it is in the riddle.
''The day after tomorrow is the night before the morning after.''
Solve it, I dare ya.
It's Friday... you said so yourself. The rest is irrelevant gobbledegook much like the St. Ives riddle.
It's actually Sunday if you follow it.
The day after tomorrow (Sunday) is the night before the Morning (Monday) after.
Here's another one, I found this playing a game. It's about the elements and you have to guess which element it is:
No legs I have to dance
No lungs I have to breath
No life have I to live or die
& yet I do all 3
What am I?