Hello students... School has begun! The summer is over... I am in command!
What was that?! For that little outburst each and everyone of you will be spending three hours in detention TODAY, immediately after school in the basement!
*Picks up Crocty's history textbook*
... What do you think your doing? Twisted Sister?! What kind of a man desecrates a defenseless textbook?! I've got a good mind to slap your fat face! YOU ARE DESTROYING YOUR LIFE WITH THAT GARBAGE!! Alright Mister Sister
, I want you to tell me-- No, better yet, stand up and tell the class: WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!!
Gym teacher, I take it? Awwriiiight.