Time for a survey!

Question one:
Machine guns -
A. I'm an enthusiastic user of machine guns!
B. I use one every other day, but would prefer not to.
C. They chafe my skin.
D. I have a set of fully functioning sex organs, therefore I have no need of a machine gun.

Question two:
Diet products -
A. I can't fit through my door. Leave me alone!
B. I can see the outline of my pulsating internal organs between the tight stretched skin under my prominent ribs. I need to be thinner.
C. I'm an enthusiastic user of diet products!
D. I have a fully functioning brain, I have no deed of diet products.

Question three:
G-stings -
A. It's like being masturbated by your clothes.
B. I can't fit through my door. Leave me alone!
C. I use one every other day, but would prefer not to.
D. I used to have a set of fully functioning sex organs before I started wearing a g-string.

Question four:
Milk -
A. I am lactose intolerant. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MILK!
B. No, I haven't got any.
C. I make my own.
D. Soy milk isn't really milk.

Question five:
Drunk Duck -
A. It's like being masturbated by your clothes.
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of Drunk Duck!
C. I'd rather not talk about it.
D. I like reading about characters that can't fit through my door. Leave me alone!

Question seven:
Question six -
A. What happened to question six?
B. When New Zealanders say "six", it sounds like "sex".
C. Seven is better anyway.
D. I'd rather not talk about it.

Question eight:
Shaving -
A. Why would I shave? I like looking like a homeless person's dog.
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of shaving!
C. Hair makes me sexy.
D. I wax.

Question ten:
Question nine -
A. Seven eight nine, and that scares me!
B. When New Zealanders say "six", it sounds like "sex". Six is nine upside down.
C. There have only been eight questions so far.
D. I have a fully functioning brain so I don't find any of this very funny.

This survey disturbs me.

My answer for every question is E.

This is...absurd.
I'm turning mine in blank cause its against my religion...
or something like that.

SeriousQuiche
This is...absurd.

A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.

There is NO question 6. Hmmm where have I heard that before... Oh right when I visited the Philosophy Dee-part-ment of the University of Wooloomooloo where every professor is named Bruce.

Question one:
Machine guns -
D. I have a set of fully functioning sex organs, therefore I have no need of a machine gun.

Question two:
Diet products -
D. I have a fully functioning brain, I have no need of diet products.

Question three:
G-stings -
C. I use one every other day, but would prefer not to.


Question four:
Milk -
D. Soy milk isn't really milk.

Question five:
Drunk Duck -
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of Drunk Duck!


Question seven:
Question six -
A. What happened to question six?

Question eight:
Shaving -
C. Hair makes me sexy.

Question ten:
Question nine -
C. There have only been eight questions so far.

Question one:
Machine guns -
A. I'm an enthusiastic user of machine guns!

Question two:
Diet products -
D. I have a fully functioning brain, I have no deed of diet products.

Question three:
G-stings -
C. I use one every other day, but would prefer not to.


Question four:
Milk -
D. Soy milk isn't really milk.

Question five:
Drunk Duck -.
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of Drunk Duck!

Question seven:
Question six -
D. I'd rather not talk about it.

Question eight:
Shaving -
A. Why would I shave? I like looking like a homeless person's dog.

Question ten:
Question nine -
A. Seven eight nine, and that scares me!

weird survey is weird.

*does it anyway*

Machine guns -
D. I have a set of fully functioning sex organs, therefore I have no need of a machine gun.

Question two:
Diet products -
D. I have a fully functioning brain, I have no deed of diet products.

Question three:
G-stings -
A. It's like being masturbated by your clothes.

Question four:
Milk -
D. Soy milk isn't really milk.

Question five:
Drunk Duck -
E. All of the above

Question seven:
Question six -
A. What happened to question six?

Question eight:
Shaving -
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of shaving!

Question ten:
Question nine -
B. When New Zealanders say "six", it sounds like "sex". Six is nine upside down.

Question one:
Machine guns
D. I have a set of fully functioning sex organs, therefore I have no need of a machine gun.

Question two:
Diet products -
D. I have a fully functioning brain, I have no deed of diet products.

Question three:
G-stings -
D. I used to have a set of fully functioning sex organs before I started wearing a g-string.

Question four:
Milk -
B. No, I haven't got any.


Question five:
Drunk Duck -
A. It's like being masturbated by your clothes.


Question seven:
Question six -
B. When New Zealanders say "six", it sounds like "sex".


Question eight:
Shaving -
A. Why would I shave? I like looking like a homeless person's dog.


Question ten:
Question nine -
A. Seven eight nine, and that scares me!

Question one:
Machine guns -
C. They chafe my skin.

Question two:
Diet products -
B. I can see the outline of my pulsating internal organs between the tight stretched skin under my prominent ribs. I need to be thinner.

Question three:
G-stings -
B. I can't fit through my door. Leave me alone!

Question four:
Milk -
C. I make my own.

Question five:
Drunk Duck -
A. It's like being masturbated by your clothes.

Question seven:
Question six -
D. I'd rather not talk about it.

Question eight:
Shaving -
D. I wax.

Question ten:
Question nine -
C. There have only been eight questions so far.

bravo1102
A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.

A little footling round about, will stop you going up the spout.

1. D - since it shoots bullets.
2. I plead the fifth.
3. I plead the fifth again.
4. D - Soy milk is made of dirt.
5. C - Sssh.
7. D - SSSSSH.
8. B - I'm so enthusiastic, I lost a leg.
10. C - however, ssssh.

Question one:
Machine guns -
A. I'm an enthusiastic user of machine guns!

Question two:
Diet products -
D. I have a fully functioning brain, I have no need of diet products.

Question three:
G-strings -
B. I can't fit through my door. Leave me alone!

Question four:
Milk -
A. I am lactose intolerant. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MILK!

Question five:
Drunk Duck -
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of Drunk Duck!

Question seven:
Question six -
E. Six, seven, gonna go to Heaven.

Question eight:
Shaving -
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of shaving!
(Though I'm not that enthusiastic about it.)

Question ten:
Question nine -
A. Seven eight nine, and that scares me!

Question one:
Machine guns -
B. I use one every other day, but would prefer not to.

Question two:
Diet products -
D. I have a fully functioning brain, I have no need of diet products.

Question three:
G-stings -
E. Can't wear them due to the size of a certain part of my anatomy.

Question four:
Milk -
A. I am lactose intolerant. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MILK!

Question five:
Drunk Duck -
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of Drunk Duck!

Question seven:
Question six -
B. When New Zealanders say "six", it sounds like "sex".


Question eight:
Shaving -
C. Hair makes me sexy.

I've had my mustache for 21 years. That and my ass are my two best features (then there's that anatomical size thing from question 3.) ;)

Question ten:
Question nine -
B. When New Zealanders say "six", it sounds like "sex". Six is nine upside down.

I like kiwis. :)

BDADBDCC
No. I'm not writing the questions or the full answers! F*@!% you!

Question one:
Machine guns -
A. I'm an enthusiastic user of machine guns!
B. I use one every other day, but would prefer not to.
C. They chafe my skin.
D. I have a set of fully functioning sex organs, therefore I have no need of a machine gun.

Question two:
Diet products -
A. I can't fit through my door. Leave me alone!
B. I can see the outline of my pulsating internal organs between the tight stretched skin under my prominent ribs. I need to be thinner.
C. I'm an enthusiastic user of diet products!
D. I have a fully functioning brain, I have no deed of diet products.

Question three:
G-stings -
A. It's like being masturbated by your clothes.
B. I can't fit through my door. Leave me alone!
C. I use one every other day, but would prefer not to.
D. I used to have a set of fully functioning sex organs before I started wearing a g-string.

E. NO.

Question four:
Milk -
A. I am lactose intolerant. HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MILK!
B. No, I haven't got any.
C. I make my own.
D. Soy milk isn't really milk.

Question five:
Drunk Duck -
A. It's like being masturbated by your clothes.
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of Drunk Duck!
C. I'd rather not talk about it.
D. I like reading about characters that can't fit through my door. Leave me alone!

Question seven:
Question six -
A. What happened to question six?
B. When New Zealanders say "six", it sounds like "sex".
C. Seven is better anyway.
D. I'd rather not talk about it.

Question eight:
Shaving -
A. Why would I shave? I like looking like a homeless person's dog.
B. I'm an enthusiastic user of shaving!
C. Hair makes me sexy.
D. I wax.

Question ten:
Question nine -
A. Seven eight nine, and that scares me!
B. When New Zealanders say "six", it sounds like "sex". Six is nine upside down.
C. There have only been eight questions so far.
D. I have a fully functioning brain so I don't find any of this very funny.