If you are familiar with the great stand-up comedian, Steven Wright this topic is for his greatest quotes ever.

"Ya know the new testament is pretty old. I think they should call it the old testament and the most recent testament."

" I went out to buy some powdered water, but I don't know what to add."

"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory...you couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"The universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic."