My girlfriend and I watched The Human Centipede about a week and a half ago. Jesus christ that movie was fucked up. Basically, this insane german scientist sews some people together butt to mouth so that they have to eat the next person in line's shit.

He then proceeds to mistreat the people even further and screams stuff like "FEEEEED HER!!!!" when the guy at the front takes a dump in the middle girl's mouth.

This was not a good movie. In any way. At all.












You should probably watch it.

I didn't even heard about this movie until I saw the Cinema Snob review of it.

It seems like the usual European Explotation horror stuff. I mean, so fucked up that turns out pretty cool.

There is no way to watch it in my country unless it gets on cable, so I may neve got the chance to watch it, and I have to admit, I'm curious about it...

Rich
"FEEEEED HER!!!!"

Well then...



That's... interesting.

Sounds like the world's worst daisy chain.

And here I was hoping for something about human chimeras and genetics.

I found out about this quite a while ago when I was looking for other projects by Dieter Laser. He plays the mad doctor in this.- I have no desire to see it.

He played "Mantrid" in the second series of LEXX. There he was a "Bio-vizier" who was imprisoned for performing cruel and disgusting experiments on people... A bit of a coincidence, I don't think :)

He played the role well, with his extravagantly grimacing face and barely comprehensible English. He was mostly just a floating head, attached to a bag of pulsating guts for a lot of his main appearances, doing disgusting things to people, stealing organs, stitching tubes into them and siphoning off their bodily fluids...
...saving himself from dying by merging himself with a giant insect. This film could easily be a prequel to that role.

Too bad he's been typecast for his English speaking roles. :(

.........What the fuck?!

I mean, I've come up with some pretty disturbing things before (none of which for my comics, natch), but that's just beyond screwed up.

You gave my friend and I another selection for the "bad movie" list.

*Vomits all over page then leaves*

It was an alright movie. Good to see before you have to go in for surgery and can't eat anything.

Rich
"FEEEEED HER!!!!"

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i'm trying to picture this thing, and i dont think i'll be satisfied till i actually watch it.

....curiosity satisfied.

On the plus side, it solves the world hunger crisis. Hey, if we're going to recycle, let's get serious.

PIT_FACE
....curiosity satisfied.

And if "2 girls 1 cup" have left us a valuable lesson, is that this kind of stuff has a high fetish coefficient among certain movie-goers...

Dark Pascual
"2 girls 1 cup"

and since you brought it up, here's my favorite:

Rich
"FEEEEED HER!!!!"

Was this just some weird porno or an actual movie. Either way that's freakin' gross.

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PPPchairman
Was this just some weird porno or an actual movie. Either way that's freakin' gross.

This was an actual legitimate attempt to make a proper horror film. It is in no way a porno, but you can sure as hell bet some sick fuck whacked his shit to it.

I saw it...unfortunetly
It wasn't acctually that gross.It looked like they had their mouths glued to diapers xD
The wholl thing was just unintetionally funny and filled with cliches
The producers claim that it is 100% medically accurate and that the centipide could live like that for weeks...this is bull ofcourse,because the second and third would die of fecal poisoning or even more likely to choke on their own vomit...
The point is,the movie was acctually aiming to be sick torture porn,not a medical experiment

Everybody nowdays is trying to copy Hostel and Saw with over the top gore.
BTW-there will be a sequal,and this time there will be 12 people connected...
Hooray for Hollywood

Plague Doctor
BTW-there will be a sequal,and this time there will be 12 people connected...
Hooray for Hollywood

Isn't this movie German?

Plague Doctor
BTW-there will be a sequal,and this time there will be 12 people connected...
Hooray for Hollywood

I don't know how, but my faith in mankind just keeps on plummeting. I though it was as low as it could get, but apparently not.

This thing's back? Well it's quite obvious what I have to do now.

Rich
"FEEEEED HER!!!!"

Dark Pascual

Plague Doctor
BTW-there will be a sequal,and this time there will be 12 people connected...
Hooray for Hollywood

Isn't this movie German?

No, It's American,but the setting is in Germany

Wait...I think I get it now xD...oh man

My friend Mike is the single most fucked-up, depraved human being on the planet, and even HE was rendered speechless by this movie.

I MUST see it.

Plague Doctor
BTW-there will be a sequal,and this time there will be 12 people connected...
Hooray for Hollywood

You don't understand.

If the audience liked three people eating shit.

They'll love twelve people eating shit.

Mondo_Funky

Plague Doctor
BTW-there will be a sequal,and this time there will be 12 people connected...
Hooray for Hollywood

You don't understand.

If the audience liked three people eating shit.

They'll love twelve people eating shit.

Connect the first guy to the last and you can call the movie "Human Centipede: The full circle."

It will contain membrane lines like:

Rich
"FEEEEED HER!!!!"

I'm just not gonna get tired of that quote.

My friends really really want to watch this movie. For months now, they've been going on about it. AND they want me to watch it with them. I know I'm going to vomit. Sometimes at night I lay awake for hours because I randomly think about the trailer for a minute. Rather gross to think about really.

But nutritionally, unless the middle and front people had crones or something, it wouldn't be possible. For, you see, poop is just unusable fibers and waste. So I would hardly call that doctor an educated man if he thinks his little creature would survive that. Besides fecal poisoning and suffocation and vomiting.

Also the movie is based off a bad joke that the writer/director made about some misbehaved children being sewn ass to mouth to the end of a fat trucker for being obnoxious. The children were obnoxious, I mean. The trucker would just be there.

AND the people who produced this movie probably thought that this movie would be something completely different. When Mr. Director pitched the idea, he was entirely vague on HOW they were sewn together. The producers didn't see what they had allowed until the movie actually came out. They probably thought what I thought it would be about before I saw the trailer. Like, 11 people sewn together in ways possible for them to be this huge creature terrorizing a city with perhaps damaged brain function or in a zombie-like state, so even if it wasn't a consensual procedure they would at least have no idea what they were doing. And maybe their teeth would be replaced with razor blades. Now THAT'S what I call a B-movie.

HIPAA regulations have certainly received a beating in this movie.

Hmm...this movie seems really...odd.

mechanical_lullaby
Also the movie is based off a bad joke that the writer/director made about some misbehaved children being sewn ass to mouth to the end of a fat trucker for being obnoxious. The children were obnoxious, I mean. The trucker would just be there.

You're right... But the entire concept of the human centipede from this film is a perfect metaphor for the sort of people who like these movies :)

ozoneocean

mechanical_lullaby
Also the movie is based off a bad joke that the writer/director made about some misbehaved children being sewn ass to mouth to the end of a fat trucker for being obnoxious. The children were obnoxious, I mean. The trucker would just be there.

You're right... But the entire concept of the human centipede from this film is a perfect metaphor for the sort of people who like these movies :)

I resemble that remark. I like these kind of movies and already have the DVD on preorder from Amazon.
To make it medically viable only the last in the chain would have a large intestine. Remember how long the small intestine is. You're merely stretching it through more than one human body. It could also be like a ruminant's series of stomachs stretched over several bodies too. Ugh, I'm actually thinking about this...

I'm going to satrt working on a doll version so I can have it threaten a small town in the Southwest. These monsters always threaten small towns in the Southwest or maybe creepy villages deep in the forest...

bravo1102
To make it medically viable only the last in the chain would have a large intestine. Remember how long the small intestine is. You're merely stretching it through more than one human bod...

That doesn't work either since there'd be no way for all of them to get sustenance. -not without all sorts of other MAJOR surgery.

As it is, only the front can survive, and then not for long, since he'd quickly die from septic infections in his rear since he can't evacuate properly and he has badly healed wounds there anyway.

You'd be better off getting Dieter's other starting project on DVD instead: LEXX. It's fun, funky, saucy, sexy SciFi. Right up your ally!