With Rivitalex®, you only need 12 minutes of sleep a night
In partnership with Nevardis, RYT Hospital is pleased to announce completion of phase II clinical trials for a new anti-sleep medication called Rivitalex®.
Roughly one third of a persons life is spent sleeping, in a bed, doing nothing. Save for restoring energy and dreams sleeping seems more like a hindrance to me. To be honest it is.
I can't count how many times I've stayed up needing to do homework, wanting to work on my comic when the familiar presence of my bed seduces me in with comforting lies. I then wake up seven. goddamn. hours. later and realize If I hadn't have slept I could have done everything overnight.
In today's world of deadlines, time management, and new and improved ways to die, sleep is becoming more of a roadblock then a helper. If they could produce a pill to have the same effects of a seven hour night in just 12 minutes, busy people of the world would be very happy indeed. (obviously does not apply to creators of sleep-aid medication)
Anti-sleep pills, whatcha' think?
