I love Christmas and its that time of the year folks.
But theres always a downswing to everything.
And that has to be acknowledged.
So here are some Silly and Cynical Christmas Carols.

Fill the Bars
(Sung to the tune of: Deck the Halls)

Fill the bars with Christmas drinking
Fa-la-la-la-laa--la-la-la-laa
See the people getting stinking
Fa-la-la-la-laa--la-la-la-laa
Tho' their brains are half-corroded
Fa-la-la--la-la-la--la-la-laaa
Still they'll try to drive home loaded
Fa-la-la-la-laa--la-la-la-laaa

See the busy intersections
Fa-la-la-la-laaa--la-la-la-laa
Here come cars from four directions
Fa-la-la-la-laaa--la-la-la-laa
See the pile-up when they're meeting
Fa-la-la--la-la-la--la-la-la
What a novel Christmas greeting
Fal-la-la-la-laaa--la-la-la-laaa

Hear the sound of sirens blowing
Fal-la-la-laaa--la-la-la-laa
See the Yuletide death-toll growing
Fa-la-la-la-laaa--la-la-la-la
So if you want to be survivors
Fa-la-la--la-la-la--la-la-la
Choose your DESIGNATED DRIVERS
Fal-la-la-la-laaa--la-la-la-laaa

Now, anybody else have some silly & cynical Christmas Carols?
lol!

Happy Holidays!