Some say that I play too much Twisted Metal Black, but I don't do that!

Can't sleep, Sweet Tooth will eat me, can't sleep, Sweet Tooth will eat me...

you know you play to many video games when you bookshelf consists more of video game instruction books and video game hint books then actual litreture

I play a lot of Tony Hawk games and you know you play too much THPS when in real life, you ollie up a rail ready for a totally sikk grind only to realize you don't know the first thing about skating.

You know you've played too much Super Mario 64 when you see him jumping on the buildings you pass by.

You know you've played too much Perfect Dark if, whenever you see a woman holding a laptop, you yell and drop flat to the floor. (PQ me if you have no idea what I'm talking about.)

You know you've played too much D&D if you start doing the dice rolls in your head for each and every single thing you do.

You know you've played too many emulator games if your hand automatically moves to the turbo key to speed up the boring bits of your life. (This has actually happened to me.)

And finally, you know you've been playing WAY, WAY, WAY too much Super Mario if you try to jump on anyone who's annoying you...

Ok, I guess I might as well explain the 2nd thing I said, earlier.

SoItBegins
You know you've played too much Perfect Dark if, whenever you see a woman holding a laptop, you yell and drop flat to the floor.

EXPLANATION:
In Perfect Dark, one of the nastiest weapons Joanna can use is a machine gun disguised as a laptop. Not very nice.

I played Sims so much that I could actually understand what the people were saying in the game.

It becomes pretty obvious when you've spent far too much time playing Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories when you're "rewarded" with a Felony for Playing Too Long.




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If you think shouting 'Objection!' counts as a valid argument, I suggest that you should stay away from Phoenix Wright for a while.

You've probably played too much Guitar Hero if...

You pick up a real guitar, start trying to play it and say...

"Where the hell are those colored buttons?!?!?"

here a whole list.

138 signs of addiction to golden sun!!!!


1. If someone they know dies, they try to revive them with revive.
2. If there is a building with lots of people inside, and it blows up, you try to summon Iris to revive all of them.
3. When they throw a coloured pearl down a well, and expect an eruption.
4. When approaching a city you always ask for the closest in and armory.
5. They try to use Avoid to stay away from teachers.
6. When you see a crack on a wall, and start shouting "BURST!".
7. When you spend most of your time fetching coins at the GSRealm forums.
8. When you think the world is flat.
9. When you're eating as many apples so your stomache starts to hurt instead of giving you more strength.
10. You see a lizard and think that it is Saturos, Menardi, Karst or Agatio.
11. You try and cast psynergy at someone you don't like.
12. When you get into a fight and try casting Psynergy spells.
13. You recieve a toy gold ring from your girlfreind, and you go fight the biggest bully in the school because you can now use your ring for added resistence.
14. You think your car is a boat.
15. If you see a decapitiated person you think it's Dullahan.
16. They enter a boat and asks when they reach Lemuria.
17. They use scoop instead of a shovel!
18. When you beat the shin out of them and they say Pure Ply!
19. They think an unleash will come out of their baseball bat.
20. They find a feather and try forging it into something.
21. They bring their lucky coins and game tickets when they go to Las Vegas.
22. You get stuck in a traffic jam and cast Ragnarok.
23. You put wings on your house boat, thinking it will fly...and succeed.
24. You find a djinni
25. When you are too desperate you buy it in the Japanese Version.
26. You try to use Halt to stop time so you can Ransack a friend or a Hotdog stand.
27. You find a cave at the top of your nearest hill, and expect to find a tablet inside.
28. When you eat bushes from the park thinking you'll gain HP.
29. When you use 20 bottles of hair gel and light brown hair-dye to look like Isaac.
30. When you spend 23 hours a day at Golden Sun websites.
31. When you see a lighthouse, you climb it and drop colored stones into it.
32. You dress up as a Golden Sun character during Halloween.
33. You listen to nothing but Golden Sun mp3's and music.
34. You play GS all over again and act surprised when something happens.
35. You call Canada Angara/Gondowan South America.
36. You have dreams that you're an adept.
37. You sew yourself a character/djinni plush toy.
38. You dress up as a GS character and go to school.
39. You buy toy swords and attack an animal.
40. You say to people that you have magical powers called Psynergy.
41. You call your pet a Djinni.
42. You build a straw house.
43. You memorize the dialogues in Golden Sun.
44. You draw nothing but Golden Sun related pictures.
45. You do a school report on Alchemy and the Lost Age of Man.
46. You claim that you can summon Gods and thunder.
47. You threaten that you'll cast Psynergy on someone.
48. You travel the world in search of Crossbone Isle.
49. You think about Golden Sun every night before you sleep.
50. You tell your girlfriend that she's going to be kidnapped soon.
51. You change your hairstyle to fit a Golden Sun character.
52. You make a Golden Sun website.
53. You tie a toy sword on your wrist very tightly and claim it's cursed.
54. You make a huge poster of a monster and attack it.
55. You play nothing but Golden Sun.
56. You doodle GS characters on your paper in class.
57. You claim you have a sword that unleashes Megiddo.
58. You attack someone dressed up as a pirate.
59. You get a US patent claiming you can make someone live forever with draught.
60. You make it your life's dream to search the Atlantic ocean looking for Lemuria.
61. You and your friends act out scenes from GS, costumes and all.
62. You put an ad in the paper for "Mercenaries" so you can sail the seas safely.
63. You create inflatable bosses so you can fight Kraken!
64. You make a GS comic collection and sell them for coins.
65. You use RPG Maker 2003 to make GS3.
66. You pick up rocks, gems, chips, and lapises and try to summon psynergy.
67. You enter a town and ask where you can find the nearest sanctum.
68. You go to the U.N. and claim that the world will shrink and die if you don't "find elemental stars and throw them into random lighthouses".
69. You enter a bar and ask for a mist potion, alongside an elixer.
70. You open a blacksmith shop and as people to bring you feathers, lizard skin, and an animal's heart.
71. You ask the captain of the ship why he didn't use hover when it's needed.
72. You keep all weird items you find like dogbones, pretty stones and scarves for upcoming events.
73. If any type of fish gets loose on a cruise you think it's an Aqua Hydra.
74. You see a lizard and think it's Gaia Rock's Serpent.
75. You hum a battle tune while fighting someone.
76. You try to make mystic draughts to slow the aging process.
77. You make up lyrics for the Golden Sun theme.
78. You wake up 4:00 in the morning on the day TLA was released.
79. You sleep with the Golden Sun cartridge beside your pillow.
80. You study Japanese just because you wanted to play TLA early.
81. You find a black pearl in the ocean and claim it's the Black Orb.
82. You print off Golden Sun art and post them in your bedroom.
83. You throw ice cubes and claimed you just used 'Frost'.
84. You see a big bird and claim that was Procne.
85. You design an ice machine that looks like Boreas.
86. You travel to the North Pole and expect to see Proxians.
87. You get stuck in a building and spin around to try and retreat.
88. You go to the beach and bury yourself and try to run underneath the sand.
89. You put a gameshark in your pocket and try to walk through walls.
90. You try to "join someones party".
91. You build a temple to the Wise One.
92. You go to the nearest stream, find a small cascade, and "leap off Gaia Falls to feed your curiosity".
93. You go round people's houses, checking all their jars.
94. You dont talk until the next game comes out.
95. Somehow you project speechbubbles with smiley faces on them.
96. You answer every question with yes or no.
97. You get a pet rock and call it "the wise one".
98. When you see a totum pole you blow (whirlwind) at it.
99. You yell out meggido and hope a meteor lands on them.
100. You go to your church and ask to be "revived".
101. You start to see the world in a 2D form.
102. You go to a gun shop and ask to see their artifacts.
103. You bring little animals things they might enjoy.
104. You tell your mom to get sick so she can be better at the end.
105. You get into a fight and start humming the fighting theme song.
106. You take a vow of silence so you can be like Isaac.
107. Your bedspread and pillowcase have GS characters on them.
108. You throw an inflatable glove at a stump and claim to have used "move".
109. You make a huge shrine in your bedroom and place GSTLA in the middle.
110. You make an exact replica of the GS party with toothpicks.
111. You seal the box, and instruction manual, and map that come with the game in a plastic bag and put it in the safe.
112. You go to court and place a 10 ft restraining order on your copy of GS:TLA.
113. You think that every punk with dyed blue hair is a native of lemuria, and that they are ignoring their leaders, by visiting the outside world.
114. You see a giant rock with no entrance and you try to get in using "reveal".
115. You join over 5 Golden Sun forums.
116. You try and teleport somewhere as you are late.
117. You sue the people who wrote "king arthur" for stealing the idea of Excalibur from Camelot.
118. You think that the lost city of atlantis is really lemuria!
119. You try to dye your hair red to make yourself a fire adept.
120. You jump up and grab a monkey bar and hold it for a few seconds while swinging your legs and claim that you used Hover.
121. You throw a piece of dymamite into a cracked stone and say you cast Burst.
122. You fall through your roof which is made of straw.
123. You tell your mom to get on the roof and have her fall off and laugh.
124. You toss orange marshmallows at someone and yell 'Inferno!'.
125. When you find a mushroom, u visit an old men and try to give it to him in the hope of getting a djinn.
126. You hack and slash at a mushroom in the woods and look for coins afterwords.
127. You eat a mint and wonder why you don't run faster, just have fresh breath.
128. You blame the bad weather on the imbalance of the lighthouses.
129. You're planning on making your own manga webcomic based off the games.
130. You steal gold and claim it's an Orihalcon.
131. You try to get the Orihalcon forged.
132. You cut off a salamander's tail and try to get it forged.
133. You sneak up from behind, pull out a rubber sword, and whack someone on the head while yelling 'Backstab!'.
134. Make a slope on the ground whenever you're about to jump.
135. You mimic sounds in GS that are suppose to be the speech when you talk.
136. Not getting anymore money when you have $9999.99 in your bank account.
137. Calling buildings that have elevators "lighthouses".
138. When a traffic light turns yellow, you yell 'Halt' to stop it.

Signs you've played way too much Harvest Moon.

1. You plant turnips thinking they'll be ripe in four days.
2. Whey they're finally ripe, you're disappointed that they're not as big as half the size of your body.
3. Speaking of which, you think you can eat something that's half the size of your body in one gulp.
4. You follow a girl around so you know her schedule, then you shower her with gifts every day (this will actually get you arrested)
5. You think after marrying a girl that she'll get pregnant in two months without you doing anything. (and if she does get pregnant without you doing anything, you're definitely not the father).

That's all I can think of for now.

Ripe in four days? Wow, that's a turnip for the books!

i'm definately not making a golden sun comic collection...so, ummm, go away.

ZeroVX

Argent_Nightmare
You know you play too much Okami when...
You know all of the brush strokes by heart, and attempt to use them in real life.

*whistles innocently....again*

>> > > > -_- Guilty.

FanGurlZ
I played Sims so much that I could actually understand what the people were saying in the game.

-_- Yep, here here. It's not that hard these days when they use the same phrase for a certain action, such as the trade mark "Suo suo!"

When you stop playing guitar hero and everything around you looks like it's shifting...

Wow that is weird...I have to stay still for a moment...

When it gets boring and you want to kill yourself