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maritalbliss at 10:09AM, May 1, 2007
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WOW! That is a freakin' fish. See, flush one guppy into the toxic waste and look what happens. But, seriously it would freak me out if I had a line and a pole babe, and that thing surfaced. (Reminds me of Joe Vs. The Volcano when he catches that hammerhead...That would be my reaction, just scream in it's fishy face.)
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wyldflowa at 10:32AM, May 1, 2007
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Will swim inside your urethra or anus and become lodged there using a dorsal spine. Surgery is the only way to get it out.

Gwaaaah... *crosses legs* I'm sure I saw a TV program about it - that it's attracted to something in your urine and that's how it finds its way in...! D: Teaches you not to EVER pee in the sea/lake/river/etc... ^^;

I really don't like fish much... only on my plate plzthnx.
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Lonnehart at 1:32PM, May 1, 2007
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Wow... and I thought a swarm of hungry red bellied Pihrana were scary... O_O
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deletedbyrequest03 at 4:42PM, May 1, 2007
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WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT IT'S BEAUTIFUL?!

...Okay, so it's damn ugly. But you shouldn't make fun of it for it's species, yo! Keep it real! This is the REAL world!


This year, school's full of BS!!!
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Cthulhu at 5:19PM, May 1, 2007
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Aaaaaw... so THAT'S where my Mr. Fishy went...


Wow...I actualy burst out laughing when I read that. And Life and Death gets a chuckle out of me. But a chuckle means it's hilarious. A laugh means it's mega-hilarious.
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ketenol at 8:27AM, May 4, 2007
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Now THATS a fish.
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Thirdperiodlunch at 8:48AM, May 4, 2007
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Ugh. This thread is scaring me out of the waters.
Also, I'm definately never going to the Amazon.
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silent_but_eggy at 7:15AM, May 5, 2007
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i've seen a scarier fish. it was like ten feet tall, and covered in fur, and had claws and it waited by the streams and caught salmon swimming upstream. oh, wait a minute, that wasn't a fish, it was a turtle.
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Loche at 11:50AM, May 5, 2007
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I never did like fish, to eat or to look at. This just makes me not like them more >_<.
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Triss at 1:30PM, May 5, 2007
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That's distressing. I want sushi now... and now I won't feel guilty about eating it. Yay!
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subcultured at 3:58PM, May 5, 2007
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more pics!




oh and this: Candirú (or the penis fish)


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It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the vagina and even the penis—and deep into the urethra) and because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery

It swims into the gill cavities of other fish, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood in the gills, earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil".
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deletedbyrequest03 at 6:48PM, May 7, 2007
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How can they be so happy in those pictures?!

This year, school's full of BS!!!
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Cthulhu at 3:10AM, May 8, 2007
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Trust me, if I caught a giant fish-beast-thing like that, I'd be smiling too.
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deletedbyrequest03 at 8:18PM, May 8, 2007
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I'd be scared it would suddenly snap at me.

This year, school's full of BS!!!
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ladybloodskull at 11:15PM, May 9, 2007
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I'd hate to be the one that had to remove the bait from the fishes mouth.

See a guy in a banana suit.
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Alexis at 11:19PM, May 9, 2007
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How can they be so happy in those pictures?!


They are happy that they are on the right side of the hook.
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Zenstrive at 11:27PM, May 10, 2007
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Yay! I found its name:
Candiru
2.5 cm (1 inch) long almost transparent catfish that lives on blood that it gets from other fish through their gills.
-From the Amazon.

Will swim inside your urethra or anus and become lodged there using a dorsal spine. Surgery is the only way to get it out.
Link [wemjournal.org]




can we sue a fish for sexual harrasment?
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confusedsoul at 1:13PM, May 11, 2007
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Goblin sharks are freaky, but you don't seem to find many pictures of them.
That evil fish makes me want to yawn.
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Fluffy Snot Monster at 5:02PM, May 11, 2007
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Y'know, apart from the head, that doesn't really scare me.

This may be somewhat freakier. I find it kind of cute.
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Cthulhu at 5:16PM, May 11, 2007
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That's one ugly shark, but it's not really scary... Too small, and its teeth are almost non-existant.
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Zaidee at 6:03PM, May 11, 2007
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Okay, that things just plan creeping. So where was it found so that I main never going swimming there in the future or anywhere near those waters.
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herio at 3:06AM, May 12, 2007
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fish are creppy good thing they cook well

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Deviant Lynx at 5:00AM, June 14, 2007
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I'd fear to run into this thing:


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Puff_Of_Smoke at 5:15AM, June 14, 2007
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I'd be getting the grill ready:P
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I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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Chelano at 11:48AM, June 14, 2007
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look what i found

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Cthulhu at 12:12PM, June 14, 2007
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I'm glad I'm not jumpy... But that last one was freeky... It had a face...
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acadia at 8:36PM, June 14, 2007
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chii at 3:48AM, June 18, 2007
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Meh I've seen scariest-er fishies :3 :cat:
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 4:14PM, June 18, 2007
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Will swim inside your urethra or anus and become lodged there using a dorsal spine. Surgery is the only way to get it out.

Gwaaaah... *crosses legs* I'm sure I saw a TV program about it - that it's attracted to something in your urine and that's how it finds its way in...! D: Teaches you not to EVER pee in the sea/lake/river/etc... ^^;

I really don't like fish much... only on my plate plzthnx.


makes you kind of unappy to have that orifice for the thing to crawl up into *laughs at my ow sister*
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I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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