Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd we're back! I was gonna fret of homework tonight, but I'm missing school tomorrow for a dance competition, so school can shove it for all I care. Instead, I bring you more Fightsplosion action, action, action! Here is Cotton Swab's first fight page, fresh and ready to go. Thanks for being so patient guys, keeping up with this three-day limit has been harder than I thought it'd be.


Check out this url for the full view: It's full of wide, non-compressed goodness!

I tried to cram as much action as I could onto my single sheet of 8 by 11 computer paper whilst still maintaining that comedic gold I've been striving for. Did it work out?! That's for you to decide...

So, Cotton Swab morphed into his action figure equivalent a bit late in the game, but it's better late than never right? I shouldn't say "action figure equivalent" though, as Gumbi has virtually nothing in common with Cotton Swab. (Except his raw STRENGTH!!) Why did I draw Cotton Swab as Gumbi anyways? I really don't know. I guess Gumbi was just the first toy I had in mind. Either that or, I just enjoy the simplicity of drawing Cotton Swab as a bendy toy. lol! Plus, Cotton Swab IS pretty flexible... in the bed! OH SNAP! Hold onto your seats folks, because this Fightsplosion match is more than just "Hamlet vs. Cotton Swab", it's Woody vs. Gumbi!

The "poot!" sound effect comes from this rather hilarious song I stumbled upon entitled "Poot Slap". The saying "protect ya neck" is from the title of the ever so vicious song by the Wu-Tang Clan - gone but not forgotten. That should bring you all up to speed. Just so you know, the Woody toy does have a pull string, and one of the things you can make him say is: "There's a snake in my boot!". Yeah, that's probably one of my favorite Woody phrases. And that's it! Enjoy! I'ma go shower up!

That was great.
My fav line was "I flee to yonder hill of beanie babies"


and...you know that you are allowed 2 pages max...right?
You knew that..right?
right?

draxenn
That was great.
My fav line was "I flee to yonder hill of beanie babies"


and...you know that you are allowed 2 pages max...right?
You knew that..right?
right?

Ha ha, thanks man. I KNEW that line had potential, I just knew it!

And yeah, I know we're allowed to two pages. Because of time restrictions, I limit myself to one page. So that one page has to be cram-a-lammed with as many chills, thrills and spills as possible! That's just how I roll.

OMG that was too funny. I'm just waiting for someone to use the "Karate Chop Action Move". Great work!!

Whoo whoo! Awesome page Beaums! XD Nice job shoving off homework for homework, good mentality there! *nod nod* And I looooove the page. Cotton Swab as Gumbi, sweetness there. I love the Gumbi tv show as a kid and now I can put more Gumbi characters in there. ^^ Oh I have so many ideas swerling in my head I can't wait to draw the next pages! And even better, Spring Break just started today so I'll be able to draw some nice pages up, huzzah! Gawd I love the fight, and here's a weird fact: for my intro I was going to have a scene where Hamlet's string got pulled and the voice box said the line: "there's a snake in my boot" but I took it out for a different, what a coincidence. o_O I swear great minds think alike neh? See you guys soon with the new pages! :D

lol! pretty cool! Love the dialogue!

*Giddy squeel* Glad you guys liked the page. This is shapin' up to be one eventful battle if I do say so myself, there's a definite energy in this atmosphere. Oh and Priceman, believe me, the "Karate Chop Action Move" has definitely been on my mind. I don't think this battle would be complete without it... Then again, a good ol' "Judo Chop" can sometimes do the trick.

Rebel_Sikes
Whoo whoo! Awesome page Beaums! XD Nice job shoving off homework for homework, good mentality there! *nod nod* And I looooove the page. Cotton Swab as Gumbi, sweetness there. I love the Gumbi tv show as a kid and now I can put more Gumbi characters in there. ^^ Oh I have so many ideas swerling in my head I can't wait to draw the next pages! And even better, Spring Break just started today so I'll be able to draw some nice pages up, huzzah! Gawd I love the fight, and here's a weird fact: for my intro I was going to have a scene where Hamlet's string got pulled and the voice box said the line: "there's a snake in my boot" but I took it out for a different, what a coincidence. o_O I swear great minds think alike neh? See you guys soon with the new pages! :D

Thanks for the kind words Rebel, I can't wait to see your next page, and I'm lookin' forward to seeing what you can do with the Gumbi theme. But dag, you're on Spring Break now?! Awww, lucky. I got another week of school to go. :( And that's pretty cosmic about your original intro idea. It's almost like our minds connected telepathically without us even knowing it! Get out of my head! lol!

gumbi....GUMBI!?!?
I love Gumbi!!!

*cough* seventh panel deserves a "SHOOP DA WOOP" *cough*

Gumbi scares me. I had a dream once where he turned his hand into a sword, got on Pokey's back, and started chopping down trees...but that's not the point, good work Beamus!

And the same to you Rebel_Sikes, since I just saw your page today. Hamlet's eerie smile and cluelessness to modern weaponry (I don't think I spelled that right) make one funny combination!

Ironicly, my brother and I were watching Toy Story last night, and he brought up an interesting point. If there was, in fact, a snake in your boot, would you really have the time to announce that fact?

Beaums

draxenn
That was great.
My fav line was "I flee to yonder hill of beanie babies"


and...you know that you are allowed 2 pages max...right?
You knew that..right?
right?

Ha ha, thanks man. I KNEW that line had potential, I just knew it!

And yeah, I know we're allowed to two pages. Because of time restrictions, I limit myself to one page. So that one page has to be cram-a-lammed with as many chills, thrills and spills as possible! That's just how I roll.

well technically, you skipped Rebel_sikes first battle turn, if this was your first battle page.

Radec
well technically, you skipped Rebel_sikes first battle turn, if this was your first battle page.

Er... isn't Rebel_Sikes' first battle page on the second page of this thread? I don't think it was skipped...

um, hold on... sorry. Didn't know how I missed that.
my bad.

You're losing your touch, Radec.

Get it together man.

We expect better from you.

I apologize for taking so long with my pages, I'm very sad to say that the reason I was delayed was because my laptop died. :( Luckily I'm at home so I had another computer to use, but I'm still really bummed about my laptop. It served me well. On a happier note, however, I have 2 new pages for the fight so I hope everyone enjoys them. ^^

Hehehehe Female Funbags...




Hehehehe Boobies...




Hehehehe Donkey show.

You need to make your own line of toys.

Dominatrix Debbie? I see it's time to pay Toys R Us a visit.

Another great page Rebel.

Thanks guys! Heh heh, I could makes so many messed up toys if I ever did get into the toy making business it's scary. ^^;

lol! Your pages rock, Rebel!

Absoloutly great pages both of you.

'Dost we have a deal, Leather whore?'

Classic lol!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hamlet [uncyclopedia.org]

saaayyy....

Hey friends. I am EXTREMELY sorry for the delay on this page. You see, I am currently on my Spring Break vacation in Florida. Although at the moment, I am touring the waters in a cruise ship. So yes, it has been increasingly difficult to have some fun in the sun, whilst working on a Fightsplosion page as well. But I found some free time today, so I hit the Internet Cafe on board and drew up my page.


Click here for the non-compressed version: Go on!

Sorry guys, I had to take a digital picture of my page, as my scanner is back at home. Also, sorry for overall look. I had to rush, and getting a perfect drawing is hard on a rocking cruise ship. Oh, and I have to pay for the wireless Internet connection here, so my time is limited! See ya later ya'll! Enjoy!

What a coincidence,IM IN FLORIDA TOO!

Also, people please use a rubber, thank you.

Tweheheheh, sweet hilarity.

Lmao, hilarious pages Beaums! I admire your dedication to updating even though you're on a cruise! ^^ And saddly cheap family affordable plastic always does seem to break, oh the brokens toys. And holy crap is it voting time already? *starts biting nails*

It's that time again folks. Vote time!
Please send your votes to me, ThatGuy, so we can declare a winner!

Oooooooooooooh boy! Voting time baby! Now I won't be able to tell if the sweat from my armpits is because it's hot out, or because I'm nervous. But enough about bodily functions, thanks for the kind words everybody! And good luck in the voting stage Rebel_Sikes, this match is definitely going to be a tough one for the voters. Thanks guys!

Oh, and I am actually off the cruise now, and holding up in a hotel near Disney World. So from now unil Wednesday, I should have access to a free wireless Internet connection in the hotel room, but don't get your hopes up. I won't be in my hotel room for long periods of time, just the nights basically. Today I'm checking out the Magic Kingdom! But anyways, I hope everything works out. Ta taa for now! Maybe I'll see some of you guys in Florida. ;)

Good luck to the both of you. Great page Beaums.