Okay, I have to go with Kirsten here.
This is not some magic forum that will tell you how to advertise.
People keep jumping on and adding their names to it like it is a waiting list.
IT ISN'T!
No one is checking this!
You are not going to get feedback and suggestions unless you give it to eat other!
I wish the mods would just shut this thread and be done with it!
going away - Advertising Discussion
Post your comic and we'll extimate its potential audience for ads
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ifelldownthestairs
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Yeah, um.... Kristen? Hark? How do I put his delicately... you're both retarded.
This thread is being checked. By magic.
Which will come back to everyone who posted a link to their comic with candy bars and teddy bears and advertising advice.
So SCREW YOU GUYS.
....readIFellDowntheStairs.
This thread is being checked. By magic.
Which will come back to everyone who posted a link to their comic with candy bars and teddy bears and advertising advice.
So SCREW YOU GUYS.
....readIFellDowntheStairs.
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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harkovast
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Oi!
I'm out raged by that post IFDTS!
Not becuase you called me a retard....but because you did a shameless PLUG!
Thats my job! Check the award! It doesn't say Ifelldownthestairs!
Get off my turf!
And read HARKOVAST!
I'm out raged by that post IFDTS!
Not becuase you called me a retard....but because you did a shameless PLUG!
Thats my job! Check the award! It doesn't say Ifelldownthestairs!
Get off my turf!
And read HARKOVAST!
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ifelldownthestairs
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Oh, we're all about to be reading "Harkovast Gets Punched In the Nose" in a second!!
Bring it on, kitty cat!
Bring it on, kitty cat!
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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harkovast
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You want to know where you should advertise your comic IFDS?
I'd try on Undertakersareus.com or Realcheapfunerals.org, because those are the sites you are going to need if you step into my circle of death!
You are about to enter the world of pain.
Population?
YOU!
I'd try on Undertakersareus.com or Realcheapfunerals.org, because those are the sites you are going to need if you step into my circle of death!
You are about to enter the world of pain.
Population?
YOU!
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ifelldownthestairs
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Oh I've got a world of pain for you Harky, RIGHT HERE
*grabs crotch*
*grabs crotch*
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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harkovast
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*head explodes due to the awesomeness of IFDS's come back!*
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ifelldownthestairs
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Yeah, well what can I say.... I'm used to it, I'm pretty awesome.
Wow... this thread quickly changed from the "Wah help me I don't know where to advertise my comic" to "Hark vs. Kevin: THE FINAL BATTLE"
Wow... this thread quickly changed from the "Wah help me I don't know where to advertise my comic" to "Hark vs. Kevin: THE FINAL BATTLE"
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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harkovast
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You think I need a head to beat the likes of you?!?
Checking comics for potential ads?
I going to check your ass for potential to get seriously kicked!
And that potential is looking pretty high!
Checking comics for potential ads?
I going to check your ass for potential to get seriously kicked!
And that potential is looking pretty high!
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ifelldownthestairs
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Oh I don't need to check for potential ads, I already know the perfect adspace for my fist.
YOUR ASS.
....wait....
...shit, that didn't sound right at all
YOUR ASS.
....wait....
...shit, that didn't sound right at all
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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harkovast
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You are running into the classic problem pro wrestlers run into.
Two sweaty, muscular men wrestling in just their pants, while constantly saying how they want the other guys ass, threatening to shove their fist places and saying they want to get 'inside the ring'.
Macho violence can cross the line into gay porn so, so easily!
Two sweaty, muscular men wrestling in just their pants, while constantly saying how they want the other guys ass, threatening to shove their fist places and saying they want to get 'inside the ring'.
Macho violence can cross the line into gay porn so, so easily!
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ifelldownthestairs
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.....so what're you doin' later?
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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Kristen Gudsnuk
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harkovast
Two sweaty, muscular men wrestling in just their pants, while constantly saying how they want the other guys ass, threatening to shove their fist places and saying they want to get 'inside the ring'.
Macho violence can cross the line into gay porn so, so easily!
*makes popcorn* ooh yeah this is gettin' good.
hey guyz give me sum advice on where to advertise my comic plz but I don't feel like giving anyone else any feedback SRY LOL
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harkovast
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IFDS argh! Must....drepress....latent .....homosexuality!
Strain....making.....me talk....like Captain Kirk!
Strain....making.....me talk....like Captain Kirk!
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ifelldownthestairs
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Oh great. Now there's going to be an installment of Harkovast where Sir Muir's talking and out of nowhere he stops and screams "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNN!!!!!"
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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harkovast
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Actually, I think he is more likely to be shouting-
"Keeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvv!"
Shatner is king.
FACT!
"Keeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvv!"
Shatner is king.
FACT!
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ministrybase
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That would be great if you help me out :) It’s a hard-core, mature audience horror/sci fi
Here’s the links :)
http://www.drunkduck.com/Ministry/index.php
Here’s the links :)
http://www.drunkduck.com/Ministry/index.php
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harkovast
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I would advertise using sky writing.
Send up a plane that leaves a trail of smoke over various major world cities, like New York, London, Tokyo, that spells out your web site address.
The press coverage you will get alone will make it worth while.
That might sound like crappy advice, but it is the best you are going to get on this thread!
No one is checking this!
NO ONE!
You will not get told where to post!
I wish the mods would just lock this thing and have done with it.
Send up a plane that leaves a trail of smoke over various major world cities, like New York, London, Tokyo, that spells out your web site address.
The press coverage you will get alone will make it worth while.
That might sound like crappy advice, but it is the best you are going to get on this thread!
No one is checking this!
NO ONE!
You will not get told where to post!
I wish the mods would just lock this thing and have done with it.
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ifelldownthestairs
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I suggest a kill-crazy rampage, and carving your comic's url into every victim's chest.
It'd be pretty original, in keeping with your horror premise, and offer great publicity as well.
Better than the sky writing I think, though sky writing won't get you arrested.
I guess you just have to ask yourself how far you're willing to go for your work.
It'd be pretty original, in keeping with your horror premise, and offer great publicity as well.
Better than the sky writing I think, though sky writing won't get you arrested.
I guess you just have to ask yourself how far you're willing to go for your work.
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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ministrybase
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Maybe we should pay psychos to kill families and blame it on our comics? No such thing as bad publicity, eh?
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BffSatan
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ministrybase
That would be great if you help me out :) It’s a hard-core, mature audience horror/sci fi
Here’s the links :)
http://www.drunkduck.com/Ministry/index.php
I made a new thread for this.
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=50553&cid=2292
You're more likely to get advice here cause let's face it. No one in this thread is actually giving advice.
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harkovast
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Bffsatan I give Ifelldownstairs advice.
I advise him to kiss my rosey red ass!
I advise him to kiss my rosey red ass!
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ifelldownthestairs
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Hmmm....
...that's actually pretty sound advice.
LET'S DO THIS
...that's actually pretty sound advice.
LET'S DO THIS
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
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harkovast
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We are an elite well oiled team, there is no doubt about it!
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Arios
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Might as well put mine here, though what I have so far is just the start of it, the story really starts going when Hiko gets older. So, it's an epic in which feudal Japan crosses paths with the angels as the protagonist, Hiko developes supernatural abilities. I guess that's a way to describe it...there's a drunk spanish knight eventually...
http://www.drunkduck.com/Ronin_Seraph
http://www.drunkduck.com/Ronin_Seraph
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harkovast
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Arios, I would recommend using the stray cat method to advertise.
Stray cats are free, so it is a lot cheaper then project wonderful.
Just make little signs that say "Read Ronin Seraph" with the web address below, and then attach them to the cats.
make the message read downthe side of the cat, as that will givey ou maximum exposure and allow you to use the biggest possible font.
Then just release the animals again.
Instant publicity!
You are welcome.
Stray cats are free, so it is a lot cheaper then project wonderful.
Just make little signs that say "Read Ronin Seraph" with the web address below, and then attach them to the cats.
make the message read downthe side of the cat, as that will givey ou maximum exposure and allow you to use the biggest possible font.
Then just release the animals again.
Instant publicity!
You are welcome.
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Arios
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Arios, I would recommend using the stray cat method to advertise.
Stray cats are free, so it is a lot cheaper then project wonderful.
Just make little signs that say "Read Ronin Seraph" with the web address below, and then attach them to the cats.
make the message read downthe side of the cat, as that will givey ou maximum exposure and allow you to use the biggest possible font.
Then just release the animals again.
Instant publicity!
You are welcome.
Tried it, then I mistook a Khajiit for a cat and had like, an absorb 20 strength spell put on me that lasted a week, couldn't take my bag to class without becoming over encombered...(I'm such an Oblivion nerd)
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harkovast
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Arios, Damn, I you've got me beaten!
Even I cant compete with that level of nerdiness!
*yields to a superior class of geek*
Even I cant compete with that level of nerdiness!
*yields to a superior class of geek*
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FuglyCharlie
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Okay, here's mine: http://www.drunkduck.com/fuglycharlie
I'm guessing the demographic for my webcomic are individuals of 6 to 16 years of age. When you constantly have kids of that age pointing and laughing at you in public on a daily a basis, you get a kind of sixth sense for that kind of thing... LOL!
I'm guessing the demographic for my webcomic are individuals of 6 to 16 years of age. When you constantly have kids of that age pointing and laughing at you in public on a daily a basis, you get a kind of sixth sense for that kind of thing... LOL!
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harkovast
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Fugly Charlie have you considered building a giant mind control beam and firing it at the city to turn everyone into your comic reading slaves?
I think super villainy is definitely the way to go in promoting your comic!
I think super villainy is definitely the way to go in promoting your comic!
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