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People say the British are up tight, but....
Faliat at 2:34PM, March 10, 2010
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Britain? Up tight?

You don't read the news at all, do you?

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5257166.ece [women.timesonline.co.uk]
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Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!

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DAJB at 5:57AM, March 11, 2010
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Faliat
Britain? Up tight?

You don't read the news at all, do you?

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5257166.ece [women.timesonline.co.uk]
Of course that same article ranks the USA higher (i.e. more "liberal" towards sex) than Italy or France. Just goes to show what you can do with statistics!
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Faliat at 11:18AM, March 15, 2010
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Sure it is.
Still sixth, though despite it's higher population. Lol.

I've watched US TV ads and I've yet to see one pre safe harbour of a man posing behind another man bent over with genitals made out of tangerines standing on his ass so that they look like they're part of the groin region of the guy that's standing.
And then there's the bombardment of women in lingerie and ASS!!!
Watch UK TV and there's a high chance of encountering ass in any ad break at any time of the day.
That's a problem we have. We're so liberal we don't know where to stop.

There's an ad out now for tea in which a monkey made of wool orgasms over it in a parody of when Harry met Sally... Except he isn't faking. They did censor it for pre watershed. But all they did was take out three yesses and him smacking his hands on the table.

There's also an ad made up of women orgasming to an opera soundtrack. This isn't before 9pm but it got removed for a bit and everyone thought it was banned. But then it came back. No pun intended.
They banned the furry orangina advert for less.
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Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!

- Rekkiy (NerveWire)
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ozoneocean at 10:57PM, March 15, 2010
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Faliat
ASS
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It's a sad day when when even British people are using the American childish version of "Arse" :( :(

It'd be like if "Heck" totally replaced "Hell" everywhere, or if the word "fuck" was totally replaced by one of its many safe imitator words.
...A sad day.
As sad as when Madonna graduated from been a teeny-bopper popstar to being considered a genuine music diva, or when that happened to Brittney Spears. >_<

Like entropy, the progression toward mediocrity is inevitable.

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Faliat
There's an ad out now for tea in which a monkey made of wool orgasms over it in a parody of when Harry met Sally... Except he isn't faking. They did censor it for pre watershed. But all they did was take out three yesses and him smacking his hands on the table.
Males don't orgasm in that way. Biologically there's nothing that would influence us to behave like that. Actually females don't either... But they could if they were really, really into vocalising and completely uninhibited... but that's pretty uncommon.

Therefore, they're just using a monkey to make fun out of a stupid movie trope about faking female orgasms.

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Hahaha! Sorry Faliat! I don't intend any offence towards you, you know by now I'm just a wanker who likes to bitch about things. :)
No harm intended!
 
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Hawk at 10:03AM, March 16, 2010
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I think replacement swear words are funnier than the actual swear words themselves. So I don't mind words like "arse".
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ozoneocean at 7:42PM, March 16, 2010
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I think replacement swear words are funnier than the actual swear words themselves. So I don't mind words like "arse".
:P "ass" was a replacement for "arse", you ess!

"Ess" is my new replacement word for both.
 
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Faliat at 8:23PM, March 16, 2010
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I know males don't orgasm that way. I've seen plenty of blokes standing about pretending to when talking about something they like. And I know it's parodying a well rotted trope. But that doesn't make any less weird to put it on during daytime TV hours.

And I type ass rarely. It's just that at the moment I'm very confused with my own meatspace useage of the word. My Glascouse is getting more and more prevalent since moving down here.

Damn you, mixed-accent parentage!
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Call that jumped up metal rod a knife?
Watch mine go straight through a kevlar table, and if it dunt do the same to a certain gaixan's skull in my immediate vicinity after, I GET A F*****G REFUND! BUKKO, AH?!

- Rekkiy (NerveWire)
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Product Placement at 9:58PM, March 22, 2010
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Males don't orgasm in that way.

No. They orgasm like this:

Those were my two cents.
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Kroatz at 3:48PM, March 24, 2010
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Faliat
Britain? Up tight?

You don't read the news at all, do you?

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article5257166.ece [women.timesonline.co.uk]


Yay, the netherlands come in third!
I don't really know why though, large parts of my beautifull cesspool of a country are filled with idiotic bible nuts that come round every day to make me worship Jeebus and his gang, those guys wouldn't know how to control their solid snake even with a guidebook and cheatcodes.

Things like toppless statues and snowmen are allowed here, I've even seen a windowpainting on a primary school where a cartoon man is chasing a naked cartoon woman. I made it but still...

It all depends on what crowd you hang with, America is filled with around the same amount of sexual deviants, Idiots, slaves, masters, Nymphomanes, Exhibitionists and CSB's as every other country, they just hide it better.


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