Directed by James McTeague


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Ninja Assassin follows Raizo (Rain), one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Taken from the streets as a child, he was transformed into a trained killer by the Ozunu Clan, a secret society whose very existence is considered a myth. But haunted by the merciless execution of his friend by the Clan, Raizo breaks free from them and vanishes. Now he waits, preparing to exact his revenge.

In Berlin, Europol agent Mika Coretti (Naomie Harris) has stumbled upon a money trail linking several political murders to an underground network of untraceable assassins from the Far East. Defying the orders of her superior, Ryan Maslow (Ben Miles), Mika digs into top secret agency files to learn the truth behind the murders. Her investigation makes her a target, and the Ozunu Clan sends a team of killers, led by the lethal Takeshi (Rick Yune), to silence her forever. Raizo saves Mika from her attackers, but he knows that the Clan will not rest until they are both eliminated. Now, entangled in a deadly game of cat and mouse through the streets of Europe, Raizo and Mika must trust one another if they hope to survive and finally bring down the elusive Ozunu Clan.


http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIYsYOCwOI

Training video... FIve minutes of martial arts GOLDEN EYE CANDY

hell yes. this will be the greatest movie ever next to speed racer.

NickGuy
Directed by James McTeague


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Ninja Assassin follows Raizo (Rain), one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Taken from the streets as a child, he was transformed into a trained killer by the Ozunu Clan

This is when I stopped reading.

Wachowski brothers, truly you are an inspiration to weaboos around the world.

Too much fakey fighting for my taste. There's no reason for all the spinning. I might be more interested if they were taking more inspiration from the old Japanese Chanbara films and not Star Wars.

Hooray fake spinning ninja fighting!

It would be even cooler if he swallowed a handgun and is shooting everyone with his teeth.

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Wachowskis

I stopped paying attention there. Anything those two get their hands on just gets a good serving of computer-generated cultural rape.

And on top of that it gets a second helping of "pretentious".

If it's any bit as good as Speed Racer I'm down. As we all know Speed Racer is the greatest movie of all time. :]

I don't know why Speed Racer got so much crap. It was pretty serviceable, at worst.

ShinuZero
If it's any bit as good as Speed Racer I'm down. As we all know Speed Racer is the greatest movie of all time. :]

fucking word. Speed Racer is my number 1 favorite movie of all time. this movie will be awesome, i dont understand how you guys can hate it already. the wachowskis know what they are doing.

The movie's title makes for a definate "no" from me. I didn't even bother to read past the first sentence. XD

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Speed Racer

Man, that looked like an acid trip. With cars. I stayed away from that and I still will.

actually, the wachowski brothers are pretty much the wachowski siblings now. One of them had a sex change.

EDIT: Well, I like to believe he had a sex change. He really just cross-dresses, but it's good enough for me.

mechanical_lullaby
actually, the wachowski brothers are pretty much the wachowski siblings now. One of them had a sex change.

EDIT: Well, I like to believe he had a sex change. He really just cross-dresses, but it's good enough for me.

thats why i just say "the wachowskis"

Dragonizer
The movie's title makes for a definate "no" from me

really? because thats not a horrible title at all. Ive seen comics on here with worse titles. You tell me "ninja assassin" and i get pumped. but then again im just that kinda guy.

Dragonizer
The movie's title makes for a definate "no" from me. I didn't even bother to read past the first sentence. XD

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Speed Racer

Man, that looked like an acid trip. With cars. I stayed away from that and I still will.

I feel really sorry for you, because you missed out on one of the greatest films ever.

lba

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Wachowskis

I stopped paying attention there. Anything those two get their hands on just gets a good serving of computer-generated cultural rape.

Yeah, I used to love the Wachowski Brothers, but after they totally ruined The Matrix trilogy, I lost faith in them. By the second Matrix movie, you could tell they were no longer in it for the story and theory behind it, but for the money instead. The first Matrix had an incredible idea behind it and I was very sad to see that idea get lost in pointless special effects and whatnot. They ruined it even further by making a crap-storm of an MMO. Damn you Sony....

...And don't even get me started about Lana [en.wikipedia.org]...