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Walrus at 4:31PM, Sept. 14, 2010

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A man shoots his wife, stepdaughter and neighbors due to his wife overcooking his eggs. Video below.

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Czar Squid at 7:56PM, Sept. 14, 2010

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I hate to see what this man would do if you burnt his toast.

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Chernobog at 9:37PM, Sept. 14, 2010

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Voted most likely by his high school class to be a cereal killer.

"You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process," he added. "That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle."

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Hawk at 10:46PM, Sept. 14, 2010

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Well, one thing's for sure. It was probably eggs alone, and no other factors, that caused him to do this. What frightening times we live in.

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Product Placement at 4:20PM, Sept. 15, 2010

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Thank you, google ads, for your admirable dedication to always find the most inappropriate, yet ironically fitting thing to advertise in your youtube videos.

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GameCargo at 9:16PM, Sept. 15, 2010

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I wonder what would have happened if they messed up his sammich?

Going through motions while I get my head straight.

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callyabo at 5:11AM, Sept. 19, 2010

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lmao And how did this not happen before? All the time that they were living together this man's wife never over-cooked anything else? She must be really good!

Walrus
A man shoots his wife, stepdaughter and neighbors due to his wife overcooking his eggs. Video below.

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ozoneocean at 6:17AM, Sept. 19, 2010

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Haha.
Yeah, I saw this in the news when it happened.

It really illustrates how moronic the press can be, doesn't it?
Obviously the crazy guy's shooting had nothing to do with eggs. He just shot people for the usual crazy guy/rampage reasons, but because the only witness gibbered that stuff about the eggs we get this rubbish headline in the news reported as fact. lol!

It's THE worst instance of the press taking something out of contest to change a story that I have ever seen in all my years.

And Arrrrrr! It be pirate day!!!

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callyabo at 8:40AM, Sept. 19, 2010

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Arrr! I was unawares. This be pleasin' to me ears.

ozoneocean
Haha.
Yeah, I saw this in the news when it happened.

It really illustrates how moronic the press can be, doesn't it?
Obviously the crazy guy's shooting had nothing to do with eggs. He just shot people for the usual crazy guy/rampage reasons, but because the only witness gibbered that stuff about the eggs we get this rubbish headline in the news reported as fact. lol!

It's THE worst instance of the press taking something out of contest to change a story that I have ever seen in all my years.

And Arrrrrr! It be pirate day!!!