Zeph
And just as a reminder.
Tanks must always keep moving. I overlooked this last time, but one of the tanks failed to move their defensive stage.

What happens if a tank doesn't move?

So many turns of no moving, and they go boom really.

But the reason the rule is there, is because tanks are offensive not defensive. Kinda hard to break a fortification with a tank behind it.

Kroatz
Leet's back!
Yay!

you better be happy Mr. ZOM. OR ELSE.

Dun dun...whatever...


If a tank doesn't move then I volunteer to blow it up. In my mind.

His mmind is more dangerous than a crappy sprite comic, ye have been warned!

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

No more actions.

Making up holidays are we?
Fine.








Happy BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Day

Narration 3: First blood

Considering himself rather sneaky, Mettuar moved around the building outside, giant neon letters glowing above him. Little did he know he was being watched, surveillance cameras tracked his movements as he went into the building, little boxes with pictures of various characters all around him, large monitors with controllers dangling off them. He wore a grin as he planted his bomb next to the counter, however, the grin soon faded. The feeling of cold steel pressed against the back of his head. The little black mage turned around, eyes widened.
"...What kind of strategy is this, to send you alone into the den..." a massive figure in black muttered, The general's eyes seemed to light up with these words, his scruffy face breaking into a smile, a pair of glasses glistening in the light. Mettuar dived to the side, his bomb incomplete, he started running as fast as he could. The large man following him, the shotgun still cocked, he shot once, several games took the shelling for the small mage. He peaked out around the rack, the man still stood there. A grin sitting on his dark face, Mettuar booked it to the right, several more rounds riddled the walls, the small mage was in a panic now, he threw his pickaxe at the man, however he caught it, throwing it right back, piercing his shirt and pinning him to the wall. "Now... let this be a message to the crimson dogs"

The last thing Mettuar heard was the clicking as the pin struck the back of the shotgun shell.

Mettuar the miner has been made example..

Same sat on the edge of the massive vehicle, a small device in his hand, a red button on top, he pushed down on it. A massive shell flew out of the barrel, it smashed into the building. Flames flickered through the tent like material, hitting some of the booze, setting off miniature explosions. Same frowned as he heard nothing come from the flaming building. No screams, no people running. "Well this has been a waste of time." he muttered.

Some property damage has occurred

The massive marble sign that had Zeph spray painted on it sat before the two. Kroatz looked around, his comrade Jabberwalky walked along side the giant vehicle. He frowned, "There's nobody here." Kroatz muttered, Jabberwalky nodded.
"Well if this isn't boring..." the massive barrel aimed at the sign. "Might as well get some fun out of it." Kroatz fired.

This is why Zeph can't have nice things.

The fire crackled in the flaming garbage can. 1337 shot at it, nobody ran out from behind it. In fact there was nobody around for miles probably. After reloading, he decided to sit down, a strange aroma drifted through the air.

Is someone burning hobos?
Garbonzobean made her way to the giant wooden fortification that was Hark's. The cat man stood above, sword rammed into the wood, foot up on the hilt, sitting as if he was Captain Morgan. "Welcome to the awesome that is Hark's super fortress!" Hark boomed triumphantly, Garbonzobean just nodded and waited for him to open the gate.

Garbonzobean has joined Harkovast


Defense cycle

Canada Day [en.wikipedia.org] IS a holiday! It celebrates our creation via the combination of two colonies.

METT YOU CONNIVING MAGIC USER! PLANNING TO BLOW UP MY BAR WERE YOU?!?!

Loot and hooch went boom.

Hooray for Garbonzo bean!
I have no idea whats going on!

All I know is....


HAPPY CANADA DAY!

First death of the game, suck it Crimson.

Welp, I guess everything's even now.

shirkersama
First death of the game, suck it Crimson.

Nothing of value was lost.

Salsa
Welp, I guess everything's even now.

Which means the gold bonus should be taken back. Suck it Obsiden! (Just copying Shirker)

And no, not attacking teh bar, that was someone else. I was taking out a different location, and I'm a tad pissed at our general for NOT SENDING ANY TROOPS WITH ME! Why did you not think of that, why?

Unit co operation would be handy. And I cant remember exactly where I targeted... Did i not target loot n hooch?

Same accidentally killed Mett.
ANd take that Zeph!
DEATH TO ALL SIGNS!!!!

EDIT:
almost forgot the XXX part.

My poor sign... Oh well.

I'd like to remind everyone to look at their role abilities thoroughly. Cooperation is key in this game.

Kroatz
Same accidentally killed Mett.
ANd take that Zeph!
DEATH TO ALL SIGNS!!!!

....
Horrible grammatical errors there Kroatz
Allow me to adjust that.

Kroatz
Same "accidentally" killed Mett.
ANd take that Zeph!
DEATH TO ALL SIGNS!!!!

Kroatz
Same accidentally killed Mett.
ANd take that Zeph!
DEATH TO ALL SIGNS!!!!

You can't say that, PP is on our side.

Fuck signs.

PP is gonna kill you.
Twice.

Kroatz

Peter Kay face

Which side of this war am I on again?

The side you choose for yourself.

I am my own army.

harkovast
Which side of this war am I on again?

You're with Rokulily. That means awesome things are going to happen. The last two things I remember the two of you teaming up, Townston ended up being overrun by zombies and then there was the time a nuclear bomb detonated.

You can't deny the results of that type of teamwork.

same
Fuck signs.

...

...

In my mind, that X is a chipmunk humping a sign...

cause I have no idea what its supposed to be.

R-Click and view image

Also

Hate those things. Always coming at me, out of the blue. Attacking me for no reason.





Oh shi-

Run PP run!