WAit, is there a god for Mettaurs? Make him the god of Teaspoons, and I'll take his current spot! Come on, no one really appreciates the little guys like I do! Pweease?
I used that picture just one day ago...
Anyways, no sorry, the god of Mettaurs, Susan, has been killed a couple months back. You can take her place but then you would have to change your name to susan... And teaspoons have been erased from existance a couple seconds ago, we might recreate them later on but for now:
THE TEASPOONS ARE A LIE!