If you bring new regulation in town, that makes it legal for the local butcher to properly dispose of lynched and murdered townsfolk.... then you've got my vote, mayor Product Placement
Sure thing. That cemetery was getting crowded anyways. It saves money on funeral costs and allows me to lower high income taxes.
I always think of the people who need help the most.
I'll also promote vigilantism, which will allow me to cut funding for the law enforcement and create a special vigilante club called... what the hell did mettaur call that thing... Regulators.
I'll also lower taxes on flour for the local bakery, promote furry pushing, make 'R' rated games legal and donate dirty magazines to the library (trust me, it will bring in WAY more people and increase readership).