Well I'm still running and maybe this time I'll get back in office.




INCASE POSTER ISN"T CLEAR ENOUGH: I have one of the Scary Movie Fan Role.

*waff*go monkey...and me!

waff
*waff*go monkey...and me!

Yes! GO scary movie fans!

Waff for mayor!

Also, TFGM - your next post is our thousandth! Make it a good one!

*WAILA* ¬_¬ just don't use me as a dvd player and we'll be cool.

Well people I am running for MAYOR not Pardoner. I wish Waff luck, doubt he'll need it though so I'm taking it back actually.

Heres why I told everyone my role, to make people vote for me. If they don't and I don't get into office the town will lose a valuable role. I'm black mailing votes people ;D


((I think that was badass enought to be my 1000th post.))

*WAILA* :3 You're a monkey after my own central processor.

ParkerFarker
NOOOOO!!!! SHIIIITTTTT! Did it take like 5 hours to fill up or something? I was flying over the pacific ocean!!! I had no way of signing up. I supported this one from the beginning, and now I can't even play. I'm gonna go feel sorry for myself in that corner over there. bye.

Hey PP you've always wanted to have a Goody Goody Two shoes role. I say you insert it in this game and make PF it. Its not like he will be defenseless. He'll have his protection item.

I claim the 69th post in this thread to say nothing whatsoever.

yeah, I know, I am a little sissy but those who aren't are probably monsters!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Hey PP you've always wanted to have a Goody Goody Two shoes role. I say you insert it in this game and make PF it. Its not like he will be defenseless. He'll have his protection item.

Both ParkerFarker and The2ndRedBaron(via PQ) have voiced interest in joining this game. I've PQ'd both of them, offering them to join the fray but I'm giving them to the end of this election to get in touch with me.

And yes, they will essentially become innocents, since everyone will know that they're townies (bugger hell, that I'm re randomizing everyone's roles again).

P.S. If either (or both of them) respond to my PQ and join the game, I'll beat Crocty's record. :P

Two more announcements.

Someone was complaining about one of my fight scenario not making any sense. Particularly that one:
Vampire (with Zombie defense) vs Wolf (with Zombie defense) = both survive.
Allow me to explain better. If two monster meat on the field, and neither of them have the item required to kill each other, they'll fight but fail to kill each other. At best they will leave the scene wounded. A clue will be left behind hinting who the attack was.

Also, I'm seriously considering now to kick Humorman out of the game.
I don't want to be like that, though but I can't have a player that won't communicate with me. I've asked him several times to pick a defense item and told him to confirm if he was voting for himself or not and he's ignored all attempts, made by me, to contact him. He then goes boasting about that he knows how to play the game and throws tantrums when nobody responds to him. I'm sorry to say but that's not gonna win over anyone. This is a anti-social behavior that nobody responds positively to and I'm gonna publicly ask you to stop it. I'm gonna keep him in the game for now and randomly assign a defensive item for him but I don't want to hear anymore about how unfair we are from him and crap like that. In that case he's out.

I am not afraid of monsters, for I am the worst monster of all....

A CAT!

Wait, no, I did that wrong...

A MAN! THE WORST MONSTER IS MAN!

Ooooh what a shocking twilight zone twist!

I am between voting for TFGM and gullas...

Thank you for that announcement PP. You are the first GM with the courage to do that. We usually just solve our problem by insta-lynching or killing him on the first night.

GarBonzo Bean
I am between voting for TFGM and gullas...

I suggest TFGM, because he actually has a special role. We need to move our special roles to the mayor and pardoner.




Also, Humorman's Van Helsing.

harkovast
I am not afraid of monsters, for I am the worst monster of all....

A CAT!

Wait, no, I did that wrong...

A MAN! THE WORST MONSTER IS MAN!

Ooooh what a shocking twilight zone twist!

SOYLENT GREEN IS MONSTERS

therealtj
Also, Humorman's Van Helsing.

Hell no! Besides. He is one to tout that people with roles should expose themselves. If he won't do it, he shouldn't say it.


Also, you used possessive. I hope Van Helsing doesn't belong to humorman.

I voted for waf. He will save us.

Niccea

therealtj
Also, Humorman's Van Helsing.

Hell no! Besides. He is one to tout that people with roles should expose themselves. If he won't do it, he shouldn't say it.

Would that really surprise you?

Him being Helsing? Yep. Just because he is usually a townie and once godfather and once paramedic. And the fact that PP told him to pick his defense. That would imply townie unless I'm wrong and Van Helsing gets to pick defense too.

ozoneocean
I voted for waf. He will save us.

*waff*:( now you're gonna make me feel guilty.
*WAILA* ¬_¬ he's realistic.

waff

ozoneocean
I voted for waf. He will save us.

*waff*:( now you're gonna make me feel guilty.
*WAILA* ¬_¬ he's realistic.

So the waff-man is a monster? -_-

Ozone is the king of burgers. Are you rivaling Skool's cult of fish making?

ozoneocean

waff

ozoneocean
I voted for waf. He will save us.

*waff*:( now you're gonna make me feel guilty.
*WAILA* ¬_¬ he's realistic.

So the waff-man is a monster? -_-

*waff* no but I'm seeing that there is a remote (at best) chance of the townies actually winning this game :( .
*WAILA*¬_¬ see what I mean?

Niccea
Ozone is the king of burgers. Are you rivaling Skool's cult of fish making?

Of course.

Where is your goddess now? >:{

Come on Waff! You can do it! How about a rousing song about overcoming odds?

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And for you multi cultural people, here it is in 17 different languages

I'm getting a bit desperate for votes, but if you guys could take a few secconds and look at few things that could infact make me one of the better candidates out there.

First of all, my bad guy vs good guy statistic. I've played in all the mafia games so far so and only twice been a baddy, so it's 2 vs 8. I know that there are more bad-sides now, but in this game there are only three starting baddies, which makes the statistic of me getting a baddie role much much lower then usually, also the game has a record amount of players and if I quickly but it in my calculator, bad guys only are 12,5% of total players at the moment so the chance of me being one is less the 5%

seccond, the shear amount of experience I have in this game, meaning I am fairly good solving the clues (not talking about my hunches, but hey we are allowed to make mistakes :), our mayors have made a fair amount in the past) and I am very active in the game itself.

But ultimately, the choice is yours to make, but at least do not make the wrong one...

Niccea
Him being Helsing? Yep. Just because he is usually a townie and once godfather and once paramedic. And the fact that PP told him to pick his defense. That would imply townie unless I'm wrong and Van Helsing gets to pick defense too.

I meant that he'd be a hypocrite :P

Gullas, given the fact that the one time that you were a good guy, you killed me...sorry. But you can make a bad good guy at times.