Bocaj
THE ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED, I REFUSE TO RUN FOR ANY POSITION!

Well since your not running how about voting for me?

Okay, although it's tempting, I'm not going to berate you guys again... yet. I just hate losing... all the time... every game, so if you guys want to beat the anti-mafia, I suggest you vote for me. I hate off-topicking and I actually like to look for clues aside from those in the narrative.

For example, does it strike anyone as odd seeing that TFGM has two other people voting for him? These two people have never played this game before and right from the get-go have both voted for TFGM. TFGM hasn't PQed me, so I assume he hasn't just been PQing select people to persuade them into voting for him. Therefore, either those two voting for him is either complete coincidence, or they all have ties to each other, presumably anit-mafia related ties.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Bocaj
THE ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED, I REFUSE TO RUN FOR ANY POSITION!

Well since your not running how about voting for me?

Hmmm... intriguing idea, however, I must vote for Kitty, because of what happened...

NEVER AGAIN.









NEVER.
AGAIN.



Or maybe it was the bewbs :/

:D

Also, Humorman's right...I did question how he managed to get votes so quickly, especially from people who haven't played before.
Very suspicious indeed...

Hakoshen

So you're planning to cancel a lynch...is that what you're saying?

I believe so. if thats the case YOU MUST PLAN ON BEING THE AGENTS LEADER. You shall die first because of what we have said *insert partial evil laugh here then coughing* I'll work on that

Turrek is a fan of my comic((I know its hard to believe!)) I've been helping him out with things, like his banner and commenting on his comic. As for the other person I have no idea who she is. But I am grateful for her vote!

kitty17
So you're planning to cancel a lynch...is that what you're saying?

I'm saying you can't kill me! With the exception of the rear portion of that helmet being a tad bit high, thus allowing you to get your gun underneath it, under normal circumstances my kevlar would deflect the bullet! That's not to say you couldn't shoot me in the back of the neck and accomplish the exact thing much more painfully, I... well hell. Walked away for five minutes and forgot where I was going with this.

Probably something about laser guns, robots and horses.

humorman
Okay, although it's tempting, I'm not going to berate you guys again... yet. I just hate losing... all the time... every game, so if you guys want to beat the anti-mafia, I suggest you vote for me. I hate off-topicking and I actually like to look for clues aside from those in the narrative.

For example, does it strike anyone as odd seeing that TFGM has two other people voting for him? These two people have never played this game before and right from the get-go have both voted for TFGM. TFGM hasn't PQed me, so I assume he hasn't just been PQing select people to persuade them into voting for him. Therefore, either those two voting for him is either complete coincidence, or they all have ties to each other, presumably anit-mafia related ties.

I voted for 'em cause he didn't ask about my coolness nor stared at me...unnervingly. And I voted early.

Vote I shall not

I voted for TFGM because he has helped me a lot, and I don't want to get fitted for cement shoes if he does become the Godfather.
_>
No cement please...

I am not running but do I get a nickname Niccea?
I am voting for Crocty, cause well I worked with him last game.

the2ndredbaron
I am not running but do I get a nickname Niccea?
I am voting for Crocty, cause well I worked with him last game.

I was there too you know! Thank you Italianocane and rokulily. It pays to be nice :D

Oh Rokulily was so nice enough to make me a campiagn poster XD


My artwork might not be able to compair to Kitty's but Rokulily's can :D Also its funny!

the2ndredbaron
I am not running but do I get a nickname Niccea?
I am voting for Crocty, cause well I worked with him last game.

:O Thank yoooou!

Hmm...If you'll vote for me because I worked with you...Then maybe...

Aghammer! Remember Game 4, and how well we worked together? We were like, THE BEST TEAM EVER. You should vote for me so we can do that again!

Hakoshen. Game 2, I was your second in command, remember? That's a bond that deserves a godfather vote, amirite?

Bocaj...
;_; I thought we were friends.

Product Placement! In Game 4, I helped you out so much, and I was on your side. This time is the same! (I hope. >_> ) So, vote for me!

Monkey! Last game we--Oh wait right...

Ochi...

...

...Uhh...Well anyway. ;;>_>

aw Crotcy has so cute, evil looking bunny... I must vote for it ^_^

... besides he(?) has the experience AND wants to legalize crimes, you can't say no to that can ya :P?

You can say no if you're a damn dirty Agent, Gullas!

I'm voting for TFGM for the following reasons: I know him in RL, We told each other our roles, he has TWO posters. Also I have know idea who the rest of you crazy people are.

OH THIS IS NOT ON. GETTING IRL FRIENDS INVOVLED?

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I GOT ALL MY FRIENDS INVOLVED?

They're all arseholes

YEAH I BET YOU WOULDN'T.



Vote Crocty, or he'll involve his moronic friends in this!

Here's my stupid campaign poster a for a free vote.



Now, let's get serious.

I've been playing this game since the beginning. I've tried being rational, up front, an ass, and whatever in an attempt to become mayor. However, I have never been voted into any type of power... ever. I mean, some people have been voted mayor just because they acted the silliest/craziest/etc.. It's not like I haven't been useless. I've actually been right on several occasions throughout all the games.

Anyways, the only reason I join these games anymore is to see if people will actually heed my advice, so if you want an effective leader, vote for me. However, if you don't even want to hear me out, then I won't participate for the rest of the game.

Well Humorman, you did just baselessly accuse Monkey of being mafia.

Uhh, agent..

This is going to get confusing.

But yeah, baselessly accusing people. :D_b

Bocaj of course the vote is rigged!
We are the mafia!!! We rig everything!

We faked the moon landing, we shot kennedy, we made george dubya bush win the election (twice!)
You name it, we did!

Humorman, hmmm, your wild baseless accusations campaign appeals to me!
I do love a bit of mud slinging!
KITTY IS AN AGENT!!!
Wooohoo! See? hours of fun!
Evidence? That stuffs for whimps!
Real men just shout names and point fingers!

Of course, as kitty rightly pointed out, he who is without sin rarely casts the first stone in mafia games, so if monkey should prove innocent, humorman becomes suspect number one.

(Not that I need an excuse to accuse people wildly....least of all Humorman!)

harkovast
Bocaj of course the vote is rigged!
We are the mafia!!! We rig everything!

We faked the moon landing, we shot kennedy, we made george dubya bush win the election (twice!)
You name it, we did!

Humorman, hmmm, your wild baseless accusations campaign appeals to me!
I do love a bit of mud slinging!
KITTY IS AN AGENT!!!
Wooohoo! See? hours of fun!
Evidence? That stuffs for whimps!
Real men just shout names and point fingers!

Of course, as kitty rightly pointed out, he who is without sin rarely casts the first stone in mafia games, so if monkey should prove innocent, humorman becomes suspect number one.

(Not that I need an excuse to accuse people wildly....least of all Humorman!)

What? we faked the moon landing 0.o?

We faked everything.
You name it, we fix it.

For example- We make Lance Armstrong win at cycling.
He didn't have cancer, he just sold his left nut to us in exchange for a rocket powered bicycle!

The entire Beijing olympics was just special effects we knocked together. None of those athletes even existed.
In fact niether does China, we just made the place up and drew it on maps as part of an elaborate tax scam!
I mean, come on, China? It even sounds made up!

So far, no one has said or done anything that grants me any kind of confidence. And that includes my stipend of Chechnyan hookers. I'm leaning towards voting for Kitty cause she put a frakking gun to my head, but considering I'll just be back next game [tvtropes.org], that's not gonna cut it. I'd vote for Hark again, but he's not running.

So that leaves Humorman. What about the other candidates you say?

I dunno.

Ah man, well I suppose I could throw my hat in the ring...it is always tempting.

If I jump in as a late candidate would anyone asside from hak vote for me?
If the support is there I'll do it...

(Technically speaking) I'll vote for you if you make a campaign poster.

Hey man, I finished the sofware update to our American Idol auto-dailer...let me know who you want to win.

Oh, we had to prop up the wall again on the China set... I wish you had never added that to the script... oh well.

Armstrong says the "bracelet" sales are up as well... suckers! HAHAHA...

And, I'm pretty sure that KITTY IS not AN AGENT but I have some of the guys looking into it.

harkovast
We faked everything.
You name it, we fix it.

For example- We make Lance Armstrong win at cycling.
He didn't have cancer, he just sold his left nut to us in exchange for a rocket powered bicycle!

The entire Beijing olympics was just special effects we knocked together. None of those athletes even existed.
In fact niether does China, we just made the place up and drew it on maps as part of an elaborate tax scam!
I mean, come on, China? It even sounds made up!

I think you guys like being evil too much. I must say I'm enjoying your randomness. Would love to make an extra about everything the Townston Mafia has done...but...meh. Can't right now. I got the most important final exam of the week in an hour.

Aghammer- Tell armstrong its time to come in and pay off the rest of his debt!

I want him sat on a bike hooked up to the mafia headquarters generator.
Hes going to be peddling us out of having to pay for electricity ever again!

Exciting news, I jsut checked our stocks and the value of evil is up 17%!

Aghammer
KITTY IS not AN AGENT.

I think the exact same thing, Aghammer!