I say? I say we shall blow voters socks off and become mayor and pardoner, vakani and waff, together.
Yay! We got a ticket!
Why bother with the rest, go with the ticket that's the best! Vote Vak/Waff!
What the hell is a Vak anyway?
I'm not just going to beat you in the election Vak, I'm going to beat you in a rap battle....8 mile style!
Well, as long as I get the election, you may have the rap battle my friend.
And a Vak is a nickname for a Vakanai. Of which there's only one.
Because I'm the only one!
God I loved that Tigger song.
How have you been anyways Hark? Don't worry, I'm sure you will mayor one day. Just not this time. Maybe next game.
Listen up, I'm calling out this chum vak
Aw, you're my chum too, chum.
you and yo homies better get back
or your gunna feel the main attack!
your gunna realise that your campaign is all whack,
when harkovast comes and lays down the smack!
Whack? That sounds more like a mafia phrase then a mayor's word.
You sure you wouldn't feel more comfortable running for godfather?
I role with all the ladies in pimpmobile
I'm teaching wannabes how to keep it real
I got my got my glock and its yo ass I'm gunna blast
Unless you come to yo senses and vote for the VAST!
You're holding a glock to your constituents?
Not the wisest of campaign moves.
And why does 'vote for the vast' make me think of piracy?
Vast, ahoy mateys!
Ah, that's why.
I believe peace is very much in
style these days.
Except for the mob. Peace goes out when dealing with them.
Vote vast for best ship part!
But vote Vak/Waff as your best Mayor and Pardoner team!
Waff wants to vote for me, he just doesn't know how to express it!
Perhaps in a rap? I have not heard a good rap in ages it seems.