Hakoshen
Dance puppets! Dance, all of you!

*starts peeing on hakoshen*

harkovast
If waff had stayed true to the team, we'd be winning.

Ochi says he doesn't deserve his statue now.

Hakoshen
I knew this would be the wildest game yet if I voted for Hark.

I knew it.

Which is why I was first to throw my lot in with him. That is the true revenge of the godfather.


Dance puppets! Dance, all of you!

You have assured our victory. :D Thanks!

Niccea

harkovast
If waff had stayed true to the team, we'd be winning.

Ochi says he doesn't deserve his statue now.

how about if I offer justification for my actions.

Waff, I already know why.
The same reason there was a campaign to oust me before this game started!
I'm about as popular as anthrax.
To be honest, I really dont want to hear you explain it. Another story of how I annoy someone would just be depressing.

harkovast
Waff, I already know why.
The same reason there was a campaign to oust me before this game started!
I'm about as popular as anthrax.
To be honest, I really dont want to hear you explain it. Another story of how I annoy someone would just be depressing.

Hark, I swear to God the lizard threat still stands! We're friends now, I think you're funny.
I was just against you for mob reasons.
Now cheer up or the storm of lizards will begin!
;)

harkovast
Waff, I already know why.
The same reason there was a campaign to oust me before this game started!
I'm about as popular as anthrax.
To be honest, I really dont want to hear you explain it. Another story of how I annoy someone would just be depressing.

no It was because I wanted to see how other half...quarter lived. mr vast I feel you are a good friend and had this been a more...action oriented game (a higher number of vigilantes) you would really come into your own.

Dang it, I STILL can't believe I actually missed out on lynching Vak. Stupid intrusive real life...

*braces for one more bloody night*

Ok guys. I really hope I can get the Narrative up in time. If there is trouble, I'll just tell you that I'm at home and there is no Wi-fi in the house. So I'm stuck with my dad's office computer. His computer evidently hates drunk duck and the browswer shuts down at odd times.

Dont worry, I can write it for you.

The mafia all died and Harkovast got a medal.
Hooray!
The end.
(A man can dream cant he? A man can dream!)
*curls up and ignores reality*

harkovast
*curls up and ignores reality*

Well, that's what we're all HERE for in the first place, right?

Blitzkrieg1701

harkovast
*curls up and ignores reality*

Well, that's what we're all HERE for in the first place, right?

Speak for yourself. Me, I'm here to pester the living and act as Hark's personal poltergeist!
*jingles Hark's keys*
Look what I got!
Who wants a ride?

On a more serious note, can we have an award ceremony afterwards?
You know, things like Best Mobster, Deadtalkingest Poster, Best Participant, etc?

Vak, I dont know if I can take another popularity contest!
Though can the most dead talking award be called the "please go away and get a life" award?
There should be an award for most succesful and awesome townie team that won, seeing as how our victory is all but inevitable!
*looks at pink sky on the planet on which he lives all alone with the voices in his head*

Do your worst mafia! WE ARE READY!!! zzzzzzz

Night Five

Crocty delicately curled his mustache before going out on the town. He walked through the streets. With only seven people in the town left alive, it was quite lonely. There was no longer an allusion of the Mafia being the shadow. There were very much out in the open and flaunted about amoungst the townies now.

Crocty opened up a door to one of the houses that was still occupied. It was a rather small house considering that the occupant was a fetus. Crocty raised “Cousin” to shoot the poor unborn yet alive resident. But he forgot that the occupant of the house was a butcher that loved selling human flesh. The butcher especially loved to eat mafia members. So, when Crocty advanced on him. It was only natural for the cornered fetus to suddenly leap upon him and eat him. “That was rather delicious.”

A gun clicked behind the cornered fetus. “It was your last supper.” A foul stench filled the room. “I’m not a doctor. Not really, but I can tell you will die tonight.” And so Gullas, the paranoid fetus died.

And with him died the town's hope. With only Hark, Kitty17, and Blitz left, the town was overrun.

ACK, SINCE WHEN DOES ONE PARANOID > TWO MAFIOSOS?

Oh blah, since the rules stated it. T_T

crocty
ACK, SINCE WHEN DOES ONE PARANOID > TWO MAFIOSOS?

Um. That is the original rules for the game. I remember raising up quite a stink in humorman's game since I didn't kill anyone even when three people used night actions on me. By rights someone had to be dead. But they weren't. But that is also the way it was in BK's game. We just never attacked the paranoid.

>.> Yeah I read the rules more carefully and it said that.
Sorry. T,T I was unhappy at Pastel, it's officially her fault.

Oh gawd Pastel saved me. Thank goodness. She deserves many <3s

*w*

kitty17
Oh gawd Pastel saved me. Thank goodness. She deserves many
*w*

Yah.

Anyway, it appears you may all just pull through. It really is surprising. o_o

Three things worked in our downfall:
1. The biggest thing that ruined us that I still feel is incredibly unfair was the Converted Townie ability. I feel we we're penalized by using it. In all previous games all it took to get a mob win was to just outnumber the townies. However without being told the rules changed on us. Since we used the ability, the townies were given a second chance to get back even. Had we known she would change the rules, we would have never bothered with the damned thing.
2. We forgot the lynch tiebreaker rule. If we had remembered, I wouldn't have asked all my fellow members to vote to keep me alive, thus exposing what side they were on.
3. We did not know the paranoid rule. Had we known the paranoid would kill the first person to hit him no matter what, we would have never bothered with what we had assumed was the safe method of attack with the backups and would have instead gone with the kill as many townies as possible approach.
The last two could've been explained better, but I can accept it as just a misunderstanding.
But the first one has been bothering me the whole while, and I would like to ask that next time it either comes with no unexpected penalties as it did this time, or it not be allowed at all. It did more harm than good, since we could have just killed two people and walked away with a win, instead of having had the townies be given a second chance at winning. Really, I can't express how unfair I feel this to have been, and it should have been explained better. Heck, truth be told that though the Townies will now be the official winners, in my mind I will always claim this as a mob victory, for the win was indeed stolen from us.

Finally, can we not continue on with the lynchings?
Face it, Crocty and Waff are the ones who will die today, there is no denying the game has been lost for us and it is pointless to continue. The townies won (though I still say unfairly) and there is nothing more that can change the new outcome.

Thank you for reading, I really wanted to get that off my chest.

Edit: Hold your heads high mobsters, there were things in this game beyond our control. For a moment there we truly were the victors, and in any previous game that would have been enough. We did good.

Yeah I'm pretty tired of this run and the added on day after the convert was just lame, townies win we forfeit

Boooyah! Townies are back in it!!
Gullas I want to give you a freakin medal!
I'll tape it to your coffin!
Lets get this lynchin party started right here!

I think perhaps we should call this game a draw.
Frankly it has been so comically ridiculously close with only the exact interpretation of the rules saving my corrupt bacon from the fire.
I think the mafia have really given 100% and beaten the living crap out of the townies.
As it stands I think only about three people (at the very most) are going to walk away from this one.
The town lies in ruins!
If its a townie win, it is only the most hollow of victories by the most narrow and jammy of margins.
(Though I'll take it at the momment!)

harkovast
I think perhaps we should call this game a draw.
Frankly it has been so comically ridiculously close with only the exact interpretation of the rules saving my corrupt bacon from the fire.
I think the mafia have really given 100% and beaten the living crap out of the townies.
As it stands I think only about three people (at the very most) are going to walk away from this one.
The town lies in ruins!
If its a townie win, it is only the most hollow of victories by the most narrow and jammy of margins.
(Though I'll take it at the momment!)

The exact interpretations of the rule and a unannounced unexpected change of one of the rules (the whole 'can't win by outnumbering the townies by just one if you used the converted townie ability).
And it's only a townie win by theft.
Face it, we had the game won but Niccea showed an unfair mercy to the townies.
I'll take a draw with minimal complaints however.
But when it comes my turn to host game 6, I'll have my vengeance on everyone.
It'll be the hardest, most intense game of Mafia/Nosferatu ever.
I expect you all to be there.

A draw is fine by me, but I still want to go ahead and finish the lynchings.
I kept playing when I thought I had 100% lost, so I should be allowed to play on when I am winning!

There goes my mayorial slogan for next time
"I was on the winning team last time and you all suck."
):

But I'll accept
"I was on the drawing team last time but I still think you all suck"
:D

Vak, I should point out, revealing your members (point 2) was meaningless. I, and my fellow townies, already knew who they were (I think I just sent you a pq about that.)

I think a draw is the best resolution as the game only went my way on a charitable technicality.
A draw means you managed the best mafia performance to date and I can lord it over humorman because we didn't lose.
Everyone's a winner....except for the dead people, obviously.
They've all lost.
A lot.

harkovast
A draw is fine by me, but I still want to go ahead and finish the lynchings.
I kept playing when I thought I had 100% lost, so I should be allowed to play on when I am winning!

Day Who Gives A Damn

Mayor Harkovast yelped with glee as he was personally allowed to hang the mobsters with spiked chains and scented rope.
Sadly Hark died when he tripped running down the stairs.
Later in Hell Hark and Vak got into a fight over who would get to kick Satan's ass first.
There co-domination of Hell would lead to the burning of earth and the storming of Heaven's Gates.
Everyone lived happily everafter. And by everyone I mean the only two kickass enough to matter. And waff, cause every empire needs hobos.
The end.
Happy?

And best of all, I get to laugh over the ruins of the town I destroyed!
My campaign promises all came TRUE!
BWAHAHAHAH!
FOOOOOLS!
I told you I was nuts! I dragged your whole stinking town down with me!
STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Bwahahahah!

(yes Vak, that is fine by me, lets go play mafia 4- MAFIA HARDER!)