It is early but at least it is not late!
Vakanai and Crocty were valiantly led up to the gallows. Vakanai turned around. â€œListen Crocty. Iâ€™m really sorry that you got caught up in all this. I may die this night, but I do not want anyone to die with me.â€ Crocty skipped away from the gallow. A pardon even from a condemned pardoner was valid.
Harkvovast gleefully slipped the noose around Vakanaiâ€™s neck nice and tight. He waved at a black car parked down the rode. â€œBy the way. We have converted your car into a herse so it can drive you to the next world.â€
Vakanai grinned. That was all he needed. A chance. Before Hark could pull the lever, Vakanai let out a shrill whistle. The car suddenly started itself up and went into drive. It barreled right through the gallows knocking Harkovast over. Vakanai gleefully stood on the roof and waved goodbye happy for his escape. As the driverless car drove into the sunset. (Cookies to whomever can guess what movie I parodied.)
Well you got to hang nobody. Donâ€™t cry. There is always tomorrow which begins on the 12th at 6:30 pm EDT.