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waff at 12:04PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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*flips off you all off while drinking a sprite*

*waff consumes item:energy drink waff can use 2 actions this turn* bugger your evasion is too high los I will have fix that.*waff uses MECHTECH: lvl 4 attachment* *waff attaches solar powered flood to box-mecha and activates it* *leaderofstars evasion is reduced* *CAUTION:solar powered floodlight will fall off in 3 turns* *waff uses attachment:'incendiary' missle launcher: waff launches incendiary missles at leaderofstars*.

'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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leaderofstars at 12:08PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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*throws minions at the missiles*

i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d--a1990SA$--p80e100e--iq106ee--NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring

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waff at 12:10PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Hakoshen
waff
*waff takes 25 damage from leaderofstars attack* *waff is now on fire* *being on fire has cured waff of stunning* *waff consumes item:barbacued chicken, waff regains 400 life* *waff uses MECHTECH: lvl 5 modify* *waff modify his missle launcher attachment to launch incendiary missles*

Do you actually play the tabletop battletech or what?

actually no I don't, I base my battle type posts on what a final fantasy batlle would be like if it was text based but I substitute HOBOTECHs and MECHTECHs for skills and magic.

'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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leaderofstars at 12:12PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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i play tabletop murder

i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d--a1990SA$--p80e100e--iq106ee--NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring

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Niccea at 12:15PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Ochitsukanai
I don't know how anyone can stand against him.

You dubbed me a nobody in the 7th grade. Does that mean I stand a chance?

Ochitsukanai
And when residents tuck their children in at night, you know it's looking benevolently down on them from above, because he's in the attic looking through a system of small holes he has poked in the ceiling for the purpose of surveillance.

XD

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leaderofstars at 12:19PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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*to a minion* i said not to use the indoor plants *kills minion*

i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d--a1990SA$--p80e100e--iq106ee--NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring

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waff at 12:21PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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*throws minions at the missiles*

*1 minion misses a missle and leaderofstars takes 75 damage* *leaderofstars is now on fire* *waff takes 25 damage from being on fire* *waff uses mech attachment: 'incendiary' missle launcher* *waff fires missles at leaderofstars* *attached solar powered floodlight is activated and reduces leaderofstars evasion* *CAUTION:2 turns until solar powered floodlight falls off*
...
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go niccea

'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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Niccea at 12:27PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Cutethingthatiseitheracatordeer-Tech: Charm. *looks freakin' adorable*

Go where?

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Ochitsukanai at 12:28PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Niccea
You dubbed me a nobody in the 7th grade. Does that mean I stand a chance?

You'll have to undergo a DBZ-esque training session for twenty-six episodes before you even stand a chance at standing a chance.

Edit II: You're right, upon prompting I can totally remember middle school.

Also, high school doesn't count unless you routinely battled dudes with facial hair in frenzied races for political offices. Did you?

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan

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Niccea at 12:30PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Niccea
You dubbed me a nobody in the 7th grade. Does that mean I stand a chance?

You'll have to undergo a DBZ-esque training session for twenty-six episodes before you even stand a chance at standing a chance.

That was called High School

And I remember tons of stuff. I remember tricking Mrs. White to give both of us a job that only needed one person.

"Ochi, go deliver this sheet of paper to the office."
"Can Niccea come too?"
"Sure."

"Nobody likes me."
"I like you"
"Exactly! You are nobody!"

Remember getting markers thrown at us...and the banana pencil!

And a strange feeling that I hated European settlers...

And everything got thrown of a bridge.

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leaderofstars at 12:30PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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*opens a hole in reality and pulls out my most powerful weapon*

i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d--a1990SA$--p80e100e--iq106ee--NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring

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Hakoshen at 12:52PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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leaderofstars
*opens a hole in reality and pulls out my most powerful weapon*

What the... where am I??

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast

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waff at 12:56PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Niccea
Cutethingthatiseitheracatordeer-Tech: Charm. *looks freakin' adorable*

Go where?

*waff is smitten by niccea's charm* *waff may be unable to attack niccea* not go as in go somewhere, go as in sports team go.
...
...
*waff takes 25 damage from being on fire* *leader of stars takes 25 damage from being on fire* *CAUTION:1 turn until solar powered floodlight falls off* *waff uses MECHTECH: lvl 4 attachment* *waff attaches mirage shield to box-mecha* *CAUTION:3 turns until mirage shield falls off* *solar powered floodlight activates reducing leaderofstars evasion* *mirage shield activates reducing leaderofstars and niccea's accuracy against waff until next turn*.

'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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Niccea at 12:58PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Hakoshen
leaderofstars
*opens a hole in reality and pulls out my most powerful weapon*

What the... where am I??

On the field of battle. You might want to get out of the way.

Mafiacomicartist-tech: Edit. Pulls out an eraser and erases the hole in reality.

Edit...i have an Idea. Why don't I make a forum in the Mafia Comic for our nonsencial stuff? That way it won't take up space...(and we can talk as much as we want in the grave)

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leaderofstars at 1:03PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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BEHOLD ME MOST POWEFUL WEAPON!!!

*squeegee removes all of leaderofstars aliments and recovers all lost heath*

i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d--a1990SA$--p80e100e--iq106ee--NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring

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Hakoshen at 1:04PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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On the field of battle. You might want to get out of the way.

The field of battle??

Hakoshen draws his dual lightsabers, and readies for battle.
**Ability activated! Dual Weild Specilist.**
+100 AGI
+500 STAMINA
+300 ATTACK

Hakoshen casts "Moustache twirl!"
+50 charisma!

EDIT: BTW, I agree Niccea. It's gotten out of hand while we all wait for our roles to arrive in the mail. Also, feel free to put up my posters wherever you were talking about doing it. I haven't made the anarchy one because I'm still at work.

God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast

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odysseus55 at 1:06PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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leaderofstars
BEHOLD ME MOST POWEFUL WEAPON!!!

*squeegee removes all of leaderofstars aliments and recovers all lost heath*

Man I could have used that towards the end of last game.

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Niccea at 1:12PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Ok. To not bug people and since the the game will begin soon. Move the battle here

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Niccea at 1:14PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Also, feel free to put up my posters wherever you were talking about doing it. I haven't made the anarchy one because I'm still at work.

I will only put up one per person. So just send me your favorite.

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waff at 1:17PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Niccea
Ok. To not bug people and since the the game will begin soon. Move the battle here

moving to new arena.

'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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Niccea at 1:34PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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When is the game going to start? Antsy.

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waff at 1:45PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Niccea
When is the game going to start? Antsy.

yah I got a role I liked.

'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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odysseus55 at 1:46PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Niccea
When is the game going to start? XXXXX.

Antsy is MY WORD so I took it back.

There.

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Niccea at 1:50PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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Niccea
When is the game going to start? XXXXX.

Antsy is MY WORD so I took it back.

There.

Can I be anxious? I wanna get things moving with the comic.

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leaderofstars at 1:52PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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CAT FIGHT!!!!

i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d--a1990SA$--p80e100e--iq106ee--NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring

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Niccea at 1:56PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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CAT FIGHT!!!!

No.

Number one: There is only one cat
Number two: There is only one woman

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harkovast at 1:59PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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I'm always ready for a cat fight!
(Has claws ready! Is prepared to do hair pulling if necessary!)

VOTE ME FOR MAYOR!
THOSE WHO FAIL TO VOTE FOR ME WILL KILLED!
THAT IS ALL!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum

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leaderofstars at 2:00PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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whats another word for cat

i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d--a1990SA$--p80e100e--iq106ee--NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring

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waff at 2:02PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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harkovast
I'm always ready for a cat fight!
(Has claws ready! Is prepared to do hair pulling if necessary!)

VOTE ME FOR MAYOR!
THOSE WHO FAIL TO VOTE FOR ME WILL KILLED!
THAT IS ALL!

vote for waff?

'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI

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leaderofstars at 2:06PM, Feb. 16, 2009

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i love being a evil genius. my evil genius code
GTsytVhw+:+d--a1990SA$--p80e100e--iq106ee--NH-:-Lutc -6
read the only true random comic on the duck

power to the offspring

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