Now I don't know WHAT to believe!
On the furry forums I frequently visit Hark is known as hairy pimp-daddy longsword. He's a respected figure in their community!
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Mafia 8- The Battle for Hark's Soul! Official game thread of kick butt awesomeness!
ozoneocean
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Hakoshen
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harkovast
Darn you Hak!
here is how it happened-
I went down to georgia, I was looking for some gold to steal!
I was in in a bind, becuase I was way behind and I was willing to make a deal.
But then I saw that young boy Hak, playing his fiddle hot.
So naturally I jumped up on a hicory stump and said-
"Boy, I'm gonna tell you what!
I bet you didn't know that I'm a fiddle player too!
And if you'd care
to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
You play a pretty fine fiddle,
but give harkovast his due.
I'll bet all the roles against your fiddle of gold,
cause I think I'm better then you!"
And it turns out I suck at fiddle playing.
Who knew?
Next time I'll make him play magic the gathering instead...
1. That song is AWESOME!
2. You just call me "boy?!" Nah I'm kidding!
3. You want Magic the Gathering? I've still got my old 1st generation goblin deck! You want some of this?! I tap 3 red mana and OWN!!
4. No one questions how I flew to Georgia from Louisiana, Hark flew there from England, we both drove out to a rural farm area, had a fiddle contest and made it home in time for dinner?
And now:
And the boy said "My name's Hakoshen"
and it might be a sin,
but I'll take that bet, you're gonna regret
cause I'm the best that's ever been!
Oh man, I HAVE to draw this. Good thing today is worker appreciation day and I'm getting paid to have a scavenger hunt and eat barbeque!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff
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harkovastWaff
the real you or the avatar you?
I don't understand the question.
you say that what hak said is as true as the fact you are not a furry so I'm asking wether your refferring to your avatar (the darsai) or the real you when you say this.
'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
Hakoshen
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waffharkovastWaff
the real you or the avatar you?
I don't understand the question.
you say that what hak said is as true as the fact you are not a furry so I'm asking wether your refferring to your avatar (the darsai) or the real you when you say this.
...
Paraphrase; Which of you is not a furry, you or your avatar?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
ozoneocean
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HakoshenwaffharkovastWaff
the real you or the avatar you?
I don't understand the question.
you say that what hak said is as true as the fact you are not a furry so I'm asking wether your refferring to your avatar (the darsai) or the real you when you say this.
...
Paraphrase; Which of you is not a furry, you or your avatar?
You can't GET much furrier than Hark.
I've seen the photos of him in his teddy bear gimp-mask and not a whole lot else...
T'aint pretty T_T
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crocty
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Don't listen to Hak seriously, anyone. :P He's joking, and most likely about to be hakking. >.>
Statistically speaking, I'm most likely going to stab you all in the back. :D
ozoneoceanThat's because I've been a good guy twice, and bad guy fource so far.
...But I dun trust Crocty...
Weird. I never do. But I always trust Waff.
Statistically speaking, I'm most likely going to stab you all in the back. :D
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Hakoshen
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crocty
Don't listen to Hak seriously, anyone. :P He's joking, and most likely about to be hakking. >.>
Yeah, but I'm not plotting anything this time I swear.
In other news, I was cleaning my office yesterday and found twelve post it notes and seven index cards with mafia related jibberish.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
waff
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Hakoshen
Yeah, but I'm not plotting anything this time I swear.
so what you said is true?
'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
ozoneocean
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waffAs true as Harkovast's sword is long.Hakoshenso what you said is true?
Yeah, but I'm not plotting anything this time I swear.
HakoshenHA! I still have a few text files on my comp with mafia role lists in them :)
In other news, I was cleaning my office yesterday and found twelve post it notes and seven index cards with mafia related jibberish.
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waff
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ozoneoceanHakoshenHA! I still have a few text files on my comp with mafia role lists in them :)
In other news, I was cleaning my office yesterday and found twelve post it notes and seven index cards with mafia related jibberish.
same here.
'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
ozoneocean
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waffWe're tragics :)ozoneoceansame here.HakoshenHA! I still have a few text files on my comp with mafia role lists in them :)
In other news, I was cleaning my office yesterday and found twelve post it notes and seven index cards with mafia related jibberish.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:34PM
crocty
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I only kept lists of roles from when I was mayor, from game IV and VII...
I think...
But yes, I still have them on my computer. :P
I think...
But yes, I still have them on my computer. :P
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Air Raid Robertson
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I'm a little hazy on the coming details here. Is this game going to include a fiddle contest? If so, I'm going to have to spend a few hours setting up a ceremony where I can channel the spirit of Jean-Luc Ponty.
This will be tough since he's still alive.
...
For the record, I am not a ghostly stand-in for this Humorman guy. I have no idea who he or she is. Seriously. All of you should immediately abandon all of your doubts and let your collective guards down right this very moment.
This will be tough since he's still alive.
...
For the record, I am not a ghostly stand-in for this Humorman guy. I have no idea who he or she is. Seriously. All of you should immediately abandon all of your doubts and let your collective guards down right this very moment.
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harkovast
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Waff- Avatar? Real me? I'm afraid I dont understand the distinction.
Can you rephrase the question?
*Looks nervous*
Did I ever mention how much I like watching Good Times?
and ...ummm.....did you know that a black guy invented traffic lights?
Yeah, so....ummm....LOOK OVER THERE!
*activates ejector seat and crashes through ceiling*
Can you rephrase the question?
Hak
2. You just call me "boy?!"
*Looks nervous*
Did I ever mention how much I like watching Good Times?
and ...ummm.....did you know that a black guy invented traffic lights?
Yeah, so....ummm....LOOK OVER THERE!
*activates ejector seat and crashes through ceiling*
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
Hakoshen
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waffHakoshen
Yeah, but I'm not plotting anything this time I swear.
so what you said is true?
Nah, I doubt it.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
waff
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harkovast
Waff- Avatar? Real me? I'm afraid I dont understand the distinction.
Can you rephrase the question?
ARE YOU A FURRY OR NOT?
harkovast
*Looks nervous*
Did I ever mention how much I like watching Good Times?
and ...ummm.....did you know that a black guy invented traffic lights?
Yeah, so....ummm....LOOK OVER THERE!
*activates ejector seat and crashes through ceiling*
you better run. and answer my question or I'll be forced to attack you with this chainsaw I just got from the improbable island.
'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
harkovast
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Awww man! I hate the improbable island! It is so damn unlikely!
Waff, do YOU think I'm a furry? Trust your gut!
Are hobo senses tingling?
Do I strike you as a furry kinda guy?
Waff, do YOU think I'm a furry? Trust your gut!
Are hobo senses tingling?
Do I strike you as a furry kinda guy?
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:43PM
waff
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harkovast
Awww man! I hate the improbable island! It is so damn unlikely!
Waff, do YOU think I'm a furry? Trust your gut!
Are hobo senses tingling?
Do I strike you as a furry kinda guy?
you're an anthromorphic cat (strictly speaking you're a darsai which resembles an anthromorphic cat).
'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
Niccea
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Me thinks I missed a little bit. But I have a very important question. Are there still slumber parties in waff's box in this alternate reality?
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gullas
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Niccea
Me thinks I missed a little bit. But I have a very important question. Are there still slumber parties in waff's box in this alternate reality?
well DUH! If there isn't, we'll just make one :) So I'll be bringin' some soda, who will bring the snacks ^_^' ?
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InuYasha_Rules
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Hey! All you fellow Super Ego armored kitties and such! We need to be coming up with a plan! Who do we intend to lynch, or are we going to do nothing? I beleive that that Humorman is ID, and I've noticed that a couple of other people agree with this. Are we all in agreement to vote to lynch him? We, the awsome Super Ego must stick together if we intend to restore peace, ballance, and sanity, back into Harkovast's head! Who's with me!?!?!
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crocty
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Not that the thought of murdering Humorman doesn't fill me with glee, but we make baseless accusations constantly. Sure, they're sometimes right, but I think we should stick with waiting until we have clues.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
harkovast
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Tonight is going to be a fun night, believe me....
For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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InuYasha_Rules
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AWWW! But thats no fun! lol
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rokulily
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gullasNiccea
Me thinks I missed a little bit. But I have a very important question. Are there still slumber parties in waff's box in this alternate reality?
well DUH! If there isn't, we'll just make one :) So I'll be bringin' some soda, who will bring the snacks ^_^' ?
Oh, I'll bake some cookies and cupcakes! Somebody else can get the chips.
And now for some random slander... As tradition of harks mind(really we need more as he can't slander and he was our main slanderer and this is his mind)
Pastel! For winning but more for crocty voting for you
Crocty! For being crocty
Hark! It's his mind, why not
Humorman! For the lack of insults, i suppose
Inuyasha! Why all the lols, do you know something we don't
TFGM! MONKEY, its all that needs to be said
Hak! Is it true what you say or is it a ploy for destructive times- we know you like the killings
Myself! Why all the accusations, are you hiding something
T2ndRB! For being a starsky & hutch with hark
Theorah! For showing up
Lets see, now to finish it I need to plug a comic... Um... Go read Harovast, Woooo?
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:09PM
InuYasha_Rules
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I was referring to Crotchy's post, not Hark's. He posted before me, but it still is quite funny!
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InuYasha_Rules
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rokulilygullasNiccea
Me thinks I missed a little bit. But I have a very important question. Are there still slumber parties in waff's box in this alternate reality?
well DUH! If there isn't, we'll just make one :) So I'll be bringin' some soda, who will bring the snacks ^_^' ?
Oh, I'll bake some cookies and cupcakes! Somebody else can get the chips.
And now for some random slander... As tradition of harks mind(really we need more as he can't slander and he was our main slanderer and this is his mind)
Pastel! For winning but more for crocty voting for you
Crocty! For being crocty
Hark! It's his mind, why not
Humorman! For the lack of insults, i suppose
Inuyasha! Why all the lols, do you know something we don't
TFGM! MONKEY, its all that needs to be said
Hak! Is it true what you say or is it a ploy for destructive times- we know you like the killings
Myself! Why all the accusations, are you hiding something
T2ndRB! For being a starsky & hutch with hark
Theorah! For showing up
Lets see, now to finish it I need to plug a comic... Um... Go read Harovast, Woooo?
The only thing that I have to say to this, is.....................LOL!!!
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InuYasha_Rules
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waffharkovast
Tonight is going to be a fun night, believe me....
any previews of whats to come?
Yeah! Give us early clues! *Must...refrain...from saying...LOL!
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waff
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InuYasha_Ruleswaffharkovast
Tonight is going to be a fun night, believe me....
any previews of whats to come?
Yeah! Give us early clues! *Must...refrain...from saying...LOL!
*wavewaveetc* not clues, not names. phrases and themes.
'there is no "overkill" there is only "open fire" and "time to reload" rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
gullas
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InuYasha_Ruleswaffharkovast
Tonight is going to be a fun night, believe me....
any previews of whats to come?
Yeah! Give us early clues! *Must...refrain...from saying...LOL!
bwaaaah, early clues are for wussies. Real mafia players wait for the slaughter >:) *rolls out his bedroll in Waff's box* HEY WAFF, CAN WE LIGHT A FIRE IN HERE TO TOAST THE MARSHMALLOWS?
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