pastel
That was one of my favorite narratives hark. XD



Also waff... good luck tonight.

but I'm dead, and on fire.

waff

pastel
That was one of my favorite narratives hark. XD



Also waff... good luck tonight.

but I'm dead, and on fire.

I fixed it.... I meant gullas, but right before I wrote it, I was looking at your post.


I did the same thing with product placement and aghammer earlier in the game. /)_= I'm really absent minded.

pastel

waff

pastel
That was one of my favorite narratives hark. XD



Also waff... good luck tonight.

but I'm dead, and on fire.

I fixed it.... I meant gullas, but right before I wrote it, I was looking at your post.


I did the same thing with product placement and aghammer earlier in the game. /)_= I'm really absent minded.

well...I'm still on fire.

hmmm, my devious plot to seem inactive to all the ID seemed very anticlimactic. But I am still alive so i'm fine.

*is hangover*

damn

*is still hangover*

grrrrreaaaaat....
Don't but such aaa presure on me, I'll only fail you all :'(

ParkerFarker
hmmm, my devious plot to seem inactive to all the ID seemed very anticlimactic. But I am still alive so i'm fine.

Yeah It didn't do Bob anygood. Poor bob p.p I miss him and his funny avi.

I just realized, being a little hungover seems kind of like the dragon's way. I mean c'mon, it is ROCK & ROLL after all, but somehow I thought that the dragon could drink more alcohol <.< oh well :P

Gullas, sadly mafia roles dont really give you super powers in real life.
Your ability to hold your booze is beyojnd even the GM's control!

Parker Farker any game you survive is a win!
But the games not quite over yet....

harkovast
Gullas, sadly mafia roles dont really give you super powers in real life.
Your ability to hold your booze is beyojnd even the GM's control!

aaaw, after all, we're only just figment of your imagination...

yeah, well I have the power of the red phoenix of life which is cool and so I can't die! WHAT?!

...

no, I am just trying to sound cool, I can still die :(:cry::cry2::cry::cry2::(

If you pull a BK on us Hark, I will personally turn you in to Bob Barker.

BK?

ParkerFarker
BK?

Black Kitty. The great one that brought this game to us. She pulled a random role out of her hat once when all the mafia were killed.

Bob Barker?
Yikes...that is pretty scary!

Niccea I am not going to let this game drag on, so I recon I can only spin a could more weeks of play out of it.
You are just about to start chapter 3- Revenge of the space ID!

where's chapters 1 and 2 then?

Let me explain the chronology-

Chapter 1- Shadow of the phantom senator explosion (this happened at the start)
Chapter 2- Third strike (this is where we are now)
Chapter 3- Revenge of the space ID
Chapter 4- *Title yet to be determined* (possibly "Frog of War", but I don't think that is very good)
Chapter 5- Ballroom Backwards
Chapter 6- Do atomic vampires cry in the the shower tonight?
Chapter 7- Hark Trek 2- Waff of Kahn
Chapter 8- Third Strike part 2 (In this one Niccea is a cyborg)
Chapter 9- Porn Nazi
Chapter 10- Third Strike part 3 (this one is a prequal)
Chapter 11- Robo-Tom Hanks (this is probably the best chapter of all. It finally ties up the loose plot threads from Ballroom Backwards and explains what Nixon wanted with the Matter Destroyer)
Chapter 12- God of Porn Nazi (here Hakoshen's ghost is finally put back in the pyramid, which takes care of the clown army. It is not as predictable as it sounds, I promise!)
Chapter 13- Street Fighter 2- Championship edition.

I hope I haven't given too much of the plot away with all that.

harkovast
Chapter 7- Hark Trek 2- Waff of Kahn

so I'm the star of this one? :3

harkovast
'all the rest'

this sounds like an awesome idea for a comic/film/tv series/other (delete as appropriate).

Hark. How about you be a good kitty and run the next GM elections.


Also. In the Waff of Kahn, does Kahn stick Waff in a poor Russian dude's ear to kill him?

'cause that would be AWESOME!

Niccea
Hark. How about you be a good kitty and run the next GM elections.


Also. In the Waff of Kahn, does Kahn stick Waff in a poor Russian dude's ear to kill him?

Sorry for the delay, narration will follow shortly.

“So it comes to this,” said Doctor Gibbon, stood atop his colossal death ray. “You and I facing each other. The poster on page one was correct about that at least.”

“You just got mentioned in the narration,” said the Dragon of Awesome “That means you are going down.”

“Wrong!” cackled Doctor Gibbon “You see only my title was mentioned, not my player name, therefore if my action took place before yours, you are going to die.”

“So a 50/50 chance?” said the Dragon with a nod. “Makes sense, a flip of the coin always did appeal to Hark’s sense of the dramatic.”

The death ray began to glow.

The Dragon raised his guitar pick to his instrument.

“Let’s do this!” yelled the Dragon as he unleashed an unstoppable wave of Boston’s more then a feeling from his instrument.

This was countered by the immovable object of the death rays awesome beam of destruction.

The collision of these powers sent out devastating waves of destruction, tearing through imaginary Townston, windows exploded, water boiled, cats and dogs started getting married.
The very fabric of space and time began to twist and tear under the strain of the battle. Great fissures open in the ground, spewing force demonic mutants, spraying acid from their hair and insanity from their thousands of swirling eyes.
Great firey meteorites showered down across the land, erupting into flowers of lightning that blasted back towards heaven, causing the gods themselves to roar in anger and hurl unimaginable fury against the mortal realm.
Millions of souls were torn apart by a tidal wave of insane and uncaring….


“And now vee can safely say you are cured, Mr Hark!” said the Therapist.
“Really?” Hark replied in surprise, “I don’t feel any different.”
“Well today’s session shows zee problem has now been resolved, you are entirely well”
“What…this doesn’t seem….this doesn’t seem very satisfying.”
“What do you mean? Zee problem is fixed, you are well again”
“Yes, but this feels like some sort of dreadful ‘It was all a dream’ ending.”
“It was zee dream…”
“Stop doing the accent.”
“It was a dream, that was the point from the out set.”
“But just to declare it all over? Where is the closure?”
“Okay, here is the game statistic version. Super Ego wins. Inuyasha was doctor gibbon and Gullas, the dragon of awesome killed him, thus dieing himself from a plot that was in place. Oh yeah and Ryuthehedgehog died from a plot too.”
“And that’s it?”
“Yes that’s it. It’s the end. Everything has to end, and this is the end of the game.”
“No...no it isn’t.”
“Oh what? Are you going to make good on the seven million chapters threat? Pull a couple more secret roles out of your arse?”
“No, but I think we can do better then that.”
“Well now you are awake, none of the other characters exist, therefore what ever fate you want them to have is immaterial.”
“No, now I’m typing things out on my computer, Imaginary Townston is an imaginary world inside an imaginary world and thus is no more real then you. Therefore I can create any ending, any final act I desire, in this world or the world within a world. In fact that entire distinction becomes meaningless as it is all just a product of my imagination. So how I want it to end, whatever I want...that is what happens.”
“I’m...not sure I like where this is heading.”
“That's probably because you're not in the end bit.”

Hark look over the rebuilt Townston, full of all the imaginary characters, going about their happy, carefree imaginary lives, all returned to life.
All the struggles and violence were now resolved, and all the representations of Hark's mind were living in peace with each other.
“So what is this?” said Rokulily, who had just realised she existed again.
“This is how it all ends.” explained Hark. “Everyone is alive and lives together in peace and harmony. It all worked out rather nicely, really.”
“That doesn’t make any sense at all.” Rokulily responded.
“It’s imaginary, it doesn't have to make sense.”
“Hmm, fair point. I still don’t like it.”
“Of course you don’t, you were the main bad guy.”
“So what now? Is there a moral to all this? Did we learn anything from all that chaos?”
“Well,” said Hark, pausing for a moment to think. “We learned that I only like happy endings.”

SUPER-EGO WINS!

(Please send votes for the player you think made the best contribution to the game. Just to make it fair, you can pick anyone, alive or dead, from either team.)

THE END

Wow.

Oh. And I vote for myself.

harkovast
(Please send votes for the player you think made the best contribution to the game. Just to make it fair, you can pick anyone, alive or dead, from either team.)

You serious? Well then Gullas I need to know did you use a 20sided dice?

YAY go team SUPER EGO, now let's go thorugh my hits...
2 ID (Niccea, Inu)
1 Mel Gibson (the2ndredbaron)
3 Super EGO's(waff, Aghammer and Kitty17)

So technically I managed to kill more townies then mafia, AGAIN, but I also killed one of the serial killers, so I AM the Dragon of awesomness XD !!!!!1

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Well then Gullas I need to know did you use a 20sided dice?

nope, but I used random.org to decide wether I should have killed Niccea or Aghammer the first night :/

Awesome. :D
I was biting my tongue when Pastel was trusting Inu, but I knew Gullas would kill him. :P

gullas
YAY go team SUPER EGO, now let's go thorugh my hits...
2 ID (Niccea, Inu)
1 Mel Gibson (the2ndredbaron)
3 Super EGO's(waff, Aghammer and Kitty17)

So technically I managed to kill more townies then mafia, AGAIN, but I also killed one of the serial killers, so I AM the Dragon of awesomness XD !!!!!1

So in this game, the Eternal Pardoner re-earned his title, and so did the Impaler.

To determine roles I just put your name in order and rolled down the list for each character.
If I got the same person twice, I move to the next person down.

I accidently left redbaron off the list so I made him a serial killer by way of apology and then Theorah joined late so I made her a serial killer too.

To determine order of actions I had family members pick a number from 1 to 22 and either up or down.
I then went to that number person and either went up or down the list as instructed and played out everyone's actions in that order.

Hakoshen- glad you liked it!

My favourite moments were waff saving inuyasha from a serial killer at the start and Gullas always saying the right target, but then second guessing himself and killing a super ego member instead. That always made me chuckle.

gullas

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Well then Gullas I need to know did you use a 20sided dice?

nope, but I used random.org to decide wether I should have killed Niccea or Aghammer the first night :/

Hhmm if you had you'd get my vote no doubt but you didn't so.........

If it's not a silly question, did you like the narrations?
I'm especially curious if people liked the final one, because I know it was odd!