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ozoneocean
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Oh I've seen worse "no-one has heard off" so-bad-that-it's-bad films over the years. -_-
But if we're just talking about lame fighting films, there's Gymkata:
Karate and gymnastics fusing in an "explosive" combination of lamenesss.
That's just a dumb 80's thing as opposed to a "crazy" 70's thing though.
But if we're just talking about lame fighting films, there's Gymkata:
Karate and gymnastics fusing in an "explosive" combination of lamenesss.
That's just a dumb 80's thing as opposed to a "crazy" 70's thing though.
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Dark Pascual
at 12:41AM, July 13, 2009
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Wow, I think I saw Gymkata when I was like 10 years old...
Being back then a pre-adolescent filled with love for Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal movies and an obsession for Martial Arts, I loved it...
16 years later and still in love with Martial Arts movies (good and bad ones), I can say that the movie is awesome as MST3K material.
Still, Gymkata isn't as cool as Gunkata.
Being back then a pre-adolescent filled with love for Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal movies and an obsession for Martial Arts, I loved it...
16 years later and still in love with Martial Arts movies (good and bad ones), I can say that the movie is awesome as MST3K material.
Still, Gymkata isn't as cool as Gunkata.
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ozoneocean
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Dark PascualOh gawd... do they have 14 year olds coming up with these film ideas? They DO, don't they?
Still, Gymkata isn't as cool as Gunkata.
Bloody hell that was silly! The sword fighting is ok, but with the guns he's just pointing a shooting. Not even theoretically, not even is crazy dream fantasy is there anything more too it. There CAN'T be, unless you have bouncy bullets and you're a master ricochet expert like Ricochet Rabbit.
May as well be a master martial arts expert and tank driver and call it "Tankata". I'm sure we could train bravo up for that. He'll be the new Tank Girl. Can't wait to see him in those sexy Tank Girl outfits...
...actually I can. I'll wait till after I'm dead for that one.
BTW. Ricochet Rabbit would own that guy. And because he's a rabbit, there'd be one HELL of a tea-bagging afterwards. D:
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at 6:08AM, July 13, 2009
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the gymkata movie looks kinda cool
i like the backward face part
i like the backward face part
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