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Insanity at 7:20PM, July 14, 2007

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I just watched a movie with my sister called Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, and it was hilarious!

The vampires only attack lesbians.

Has anyone else seen it?

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marine at 9:16AM, July 15, 2007

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I saw it. Awful film. The best scene is where Jesus throws toothpicks and suddenly hits all the vampires at once. Also the song and dance number got me to smile, but no laughter was had otherwise.

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Insanity at 3:13PM, July 15, 2007

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In the outtakes and deleted scenes part, I saw the full music thing, and in one part of it, Jesus took and threw this guy out of a porta-potty. I could imagine Jesus saying to the guy "Get out of the way, Jesus has to pee, Dammit!"

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I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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CorruptComics at 7:02PM, July 15, 2007

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"Someone's killing all the lesbians!"

I like how his mother was a night light.

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RobertTidwell at 10:27PM, July 15, 2007

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I thought it was OK, saw it a while ago. I had expected it to be funnier.

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ZeroVX at 5:07AM, July 16, 2007

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The reason I haven't commented yet is because I took one look at that picture and thought ".......wow."

Who wrote this crap?

"If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people.....would you really wanna know?"

V for Vendetta, V.

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Boss at 8:58AM, July 16, 2007

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It wasn't bad, I've seen funnier.

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Insanity at 11:35AM, July 16, 2007

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"We're running out of lesbians!"

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