really ! with hundreds of hilarious comics in millions of languages distributed all around the globe .dropped from airplanes over Kandahar or left on top of urinals in KFC, Chick tracts get read ,maybe , and then likely tossed in the trash, clogging the landfills of the planet and making Jack Chick the most published author in the history of world literature, not counting god, of course.

seriously ,i just cant stop reading these things
http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlistCustomWCovers.asp?q=102&Language=English

Yeah, they're insane. @_@
Reminds me of the crappy Christian comics some crazy nutjob ninjaed into my comic bag at San Diego Comic Con. I had no idea they were there till I was safely back home in Oz. >:{

I've been recruited by a Christian sect (who read MAG-ISA... and told me they like my art and storytelling skill but disagree with maybe 10-20% of the content of my comic) to make similar comics to Jack chick tracts.

I told them I will take up their offer if they can prove to me that Jesus is THE ONLY enemy of the global elite.

So far... still going through the information they gave me. Not convinced yet.

But who knows if I get convinced?

Zealots come in all shapes and sizes. I've seen plenty of these in my lifetime, but I never knew who the artist was.

kyupol
I told them I will take up their offer if they can prove to me that Jesus is THE ONLY enemy of the global elite.

Raptor Jesus.

ozoneocean

kyupol
I told them I will take up their offer if they can prove to me that Jesus is THE ONLY enemy of the global elite.

Raptor Jesus.

Raptor Jesus by oncemoretotheshore , on Flickr

I feel bad when Christianity or any religion for that matter gets comic representation like that. Blech maybe one of these days I'll do a kick ass comic about Hildegard Van Bingen

The website which you are trying to access is restricted by the Media Development Authority (MDA).
Wow, if only this happens in every country eh?

I wanna do a comic where Jezus piolts a meca and fights commie ninja zombies.
It's a sure fired hit! :D

on a more serious note, some of Jack Chick's tracts brought some tears to my eyes for some reason.

Then after reading it its just like nothing happened.

make of that what you will.

kyupol
on a more serious note, some of Jack Chick's tracts brought some tears to my eyes for some reason.

Yeah, that almost happens to me over how homophobic and hate filled that godless c*nt is:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1052/1052_01.asp

If there was a Jesus, Chick is the first one he'd chuck in the flames.

yea, i hate that little Susy bitch

but i love Jacks take on science
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5002/5002_01.asp

life was awesome before the flood , everybody could live to be 900 years old and ride on triceratops.. WOOO HOOOO !!!

and at the same time he has this ability to show what a dick god is

Yeah, that almost happens to me over how homophobic and hate filled that godless c*nt is:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1052/1052_01.asp

If there was a Jesus, Chick is the first one he'd chuck in the flames.

That tract had some valid points such as throwing a few punches at this thing called "political correctness".

I disagree with the Christian angle but...

The right to free speech comes first and foremost. The 1st amendment of the constitution no matter what!!!

I hate it when gays try to shove their homosexuality down people's throats sometimes and getting the bible banned and Christianity ridiculed.

Same thing with ANYBODY trying to shove anything down people's throats.

You should see gay magazines. They also have their version of cartoons in where the villains are Christians

The gays have all the right to do that.

Same thing applies to Jack Chick and others who want to spread cartoons like that.

but i love Jacks take on science
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5002/5002_01.asp

IMO, the evangelicals got this whole noah's ark thing wrong.

Bible stories could be largely symbolic you know.

And I have a strong feeling that the Bible has been massively altered by humans and non-human entities masquerading as "God".

The bible itself admits how negative entities can pretend to be angels:
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
(2 Corinthians 11:14)

Demons can do this too...

kyupol
The right to free speech comes first and foremost. The 1st amendment of the constitution no matter what!!!

What are you talking about Kyu? You're in Canada, they have slightly different laws there. The American First Amendment and its interpretations is something American only. Don't try and defend that horrible bigotry by distracting people with a principal that has nothing to do with what we're talking about, that no one is attacking, and more to the point doesn't even apply to you and the country you are in, or me and the country I'm in or even Lothar and the country he's in! lol!

kyupol
And I have a strong feeling that the Bible has been massively altered by humans and non-human entities masquerading as "God".

One of the religious studies courses I took talked about this, and how pretty much all of the "rules" in the Bible were added by religious leaders instead of being in the actual texts. Thus keeping the sabbath holy and such were just things religious leaders added to elevate their own power.

And the whole anti-gay sentiment in Leviticus is either taken out of context or completely altered to push a hate-filled agenda. The Bible thumpers who love to point to Leviticus to support their hatred of gays better watch themselves--if they eat shellfish or wear clothing of mixed fabrics, they're in the exact same boat as gay folk, because those things are considered abominations in Leviticus too. The scary thing to me is that a few religious leaders can misinterpret or knowingly twist messages around and have so many people follow them and wave the cross as a banner of hatred instead of one of love, tolerance, and forgiveness.

wooo yea ! i think i should make a tract about the Evils of mixed fabrics. all you fashion freeks are going straight to hell !!

anyway .. "political correctness" ? wtf ?? the things he portrays happening in his comics are like totally unreal. where is Jack living that he thinks gay dudes are coming into schools to showboat their in your face gay lifestyle and trying to recruit elementary school kids to "turn them gay" HAW HAW !
its scary how that tract was written in 2004 , i was kinda shocked , it looks like it crawled out of the 70s
and check out this gem from July of this year ,
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0065/0065_01.asp

it's like Jack hasn't left his house in 40 years
this is his latest stuff and its about commie hippies with afros trying to start an anti-capitalist revolution . seriously , COMMUNISTS !!! omg ! cutting edge stuff there .

lothar
wooo yea ! i think i should make a tract about the Evils of mixed fabrics. all you fashion freeks are going straight to hell !!

LOL
The guy is too funny, this stuff is insane! :)

Telling kids about Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny makes them vicious terrorists:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1033/1033_01.asp

I think I'm getting addicted too. It's kinda funny and a bit scary if there are people taking those seriously.

And everyone's psycho in there O_o

I don't like em.

"Sorrys".


I'm not overly impressed with the art, the stories, and the spiritual meanings.

Even for God stuff that stuff sucks.

I Am The 1337 Master
I don't like em.

"Sorrys".


I'm not overly impressed with the art, the stories, and the spiritual meanings.

Even for God stuff that stuff sucks.

PHILISTINE!

lothar
this is his latest stuff and its about commie hippies with afros trying to start an anti-capitalist revolution . seriously , COMMUNISTS !!! omg ! cutting edge stuff there .

Where's the story about that long-haired hippie Jesus overturning those poor capitalists' tables at the temple? Or about his evil socialist teachings telling people to give their wealth to the poor? Or about the evil company he kept with tax collectors and prostitutes? Seriously, that evil hippie-socialist was against everything that Chick and his Christian pals stand for!

Over the years I've read most of the titles or had them thrust in my face and being told to read them. They're great in doctors' offices. Once upon a time Evangelicals and Witnesses left them strewn everywhere between copies of the Reader's Digest, Guideposts and the Watchtower.

Fortunately I was saved by a TV series hosted by a physicist named Carl Sagan.



I waged the battle against Jack Chick by spreading the word of science throughout high school and college.

Glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks that Jack Chick is truly a postmodern comedy genius...

This guy's tracks fall firmly in the "So bad is good" category.

Specially I love the ones about Evolution and Dungeons & Dragons. Truly masterpieces!

Dark Pascual
Specially I love the ones about Evolution and Dungeons & Dragons. Truly masterpieces!

Yeah, the funniest ones are where he somehow derives satanism from stuff like Harry Potter and D&D.

I can't wait to see if they make one about Twilight.

commies? they're alive and well. They just call themselves "environmentalists" and they blend in with race-based groups.

And you have no idea how much the communists have infiltrated Filipino activist groups in USA and Canada.

I was able to sneak into a few of their meetings. Of course, I pretended to be a communist. I've read my share of Marxist propaganda (I also used to be a fan of the communist New People's Army insurgent group in the Philippines) and I know exactly what words to spout.

I even spoke to one of their speakers in private -- of course pretending to 100% agree with him that the Filipino MUST NOT BLEND into Canadian or American society and "to-hell-with-evil-capitalist-racist-whitey" and so on.

That man also turned out to be a Jesuit Temporal Coadjutor (he proudly admitted being a Jesuit and a Marxist at the same time).

This is real.

Marxists = useful idiots.

Jesuits = above the Marxists but Im not sure if they are THE head of the snake.

Ive seen it for myself. They are setting the stage up for race wars and conflict to usher in a New World Order.

kyupol
commies? they're alive and well. They just call themselves "environmentalists" and they blend in with race-based groups.

And you have no idea how much the communists have infiltrated Filipino activist groups in USA and Canada.

I was able to sneak into a few of their meetings. Of course, I pretended to be a communist. I've read my share of Marxist propaganda (I also used to be a fan of the communist New People's Army insurgent group in the Philippines) and I know exactly what words to spout.

I even spoke to one of their speakers in private -- of course pretending to 100% agree with him that the Filipino MUST NOT BLEND into Canadian or American society and "to-hell-with-evil-capitalist-racist-whitey" and so on.

That man also turned out to be a Jesuit Temporal Coadjutor (he proudly admitted being a Jesuit and a Marxist at the same time).

This is real.

Marxists = useful idiots.

Jesuits = above the Marxists but Im not sure if they are THE head of the snake.

Ive seen it for myself. They are setting the stage up for race wars and conflict to usher in a New World Order.

I love you.

kyupol
Marxists = useful idiots.

Jesuits = above the Marxists but Im not sure if they are THE head of the snake.

Ive seen it for myself. They are setting the stage up for race wars and conflict to usher in a New World Order.

Hogan is the head, brother...



nWo 4-LIFE!!!

Dark Pascual
Hogan is the head, brother...

nWo 4-LIFE!!!

Then who's the penis?

I'm betting on Glen Beck...

kyupol
commies? they're alive and well. They just call themselves "environmentalists" and they blend in with race-based groups.

And you have no idea how much the communists have infiltrated Filipino activist groups in USA and Canada.

...
This is real.

Marxists = useful idiots.

Jesuits = above the Marxists but Im not sure if they are THE head of the snake.

Ive seen it for myself. They are setting the stage up for race wars and conflict to usher in a New World Order.

I'm happy to see you back and in better form than ever.

Glen Beck the penis? How then can he use his chalkboard? Will Sarah Palin be the testicles? We'll have to find someplace to fit in Charles Krautheimer and Bill O'Reilly and Catherine Coulter and Michele Maulkin and Monica Crowley and above them all Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh.

Now that's a multi-headed monster out of the Book of Revelation that could usher in the Apoclypse.

bravo1102
Glen Beck the penis? How then can he use his chalkboard? Will Sarah Palin be the testicles? We'll have to find someplace to fit in Charles Krautheimer and Bill O'Reilly and Catherine Coulter and Michele Maulkin and Monica Crowley and above them all Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh.

Now that's a multi-headed monster out of the Book of Revelation that could usher in the Apoclypse.

- Japanese penis tentacle monster. ;)

Ladies beware! O_O