Here's a thread a forum must always have for two reasons.

1. So no one misses any of the strange conversations in #drunkduck

2. So all of the posts of this sort comes to one thread.

To keep it clean and readable I'm going to suggest that we put all IRC quotes in this format.

Have fun.

#drunkduck
Spoonfed: im like T2000
Spoonfed: oblivious to my own demise
Jebus: and constantly pursuing children

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-subcultured

#DrunkDuck
mornin
anyone awake?
hey there, pig f***er :D
Hey I dont f*** pigs
I make love to them

#drunkduck
iiim baaaack
aaaagh!
its iiiim!
the evil asian gangster
:O RUN

#drunkduck
so what's going on in here
there be a revived forum thread, arrr
Randal's a pig f*cker
so a revived thread about randal f*cking pigs, which is the norm...
we take turns
but he gets sloppy seconds
is the pig alive?
if not, how long since passing?
its alive at first
heh.
lol
so you're kinda marinating the pig for cooking later?
that pig should be jerky by now seeing as how much salt's been plugged into it

Erk
Feb 22 23:19:30
bone marrow?
marrow...j00... wanna?
oh
its what we call it up here in australias
not...
yeh never heard of it
* steak_booored shoots randal

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yes your vitamin fluids
i need them to make viamonds
* JerseyBoy pees at Muntron
there ya go
thank you
eww,
* Muntron makes yellow viamonds
* AuroraMoon wonders if she walked in at the wrong time... O_O
no...
the right time
want some viamonds aurora?
uh, no thanks?
yes you do
they are worth 500 a piece on the market
I don't think I want something made out of Jesery boy's pee
that's just... gross.
Youre in #drunkduck and you think THAT's gross?
besides, I'm not one of those idiots who wants something just because it's expensive as hell
are you sure
I don't find #drunkduck gross
well ok then but don't come crying to me when you want viamonds
I see it as some cool underground club.. so underground, nobody seems to know how to find it
expect for me, snice I have it bookmarked on my mirc :D
so I can be here in a flash
and you can get illegal viamonds easy
theyre illegal?
yes im afraid you are going to die because of lack of vitamin fluid
* AuroraMoon calls the cops on muntron snice muntron metioned that they're illegal
quick gimme the viamonds!
did i say illegal i ment they are Ill, and legal
very sick viamonds
you're gonna ingest your own pee, jesery boy?
need rest
mebbe
the guy in WaterWorld did it
water world is like mad max in the ocean
Mad Max rules
because hes mad to the max!

* AuroraMoon takes out an missle launcher and blows up random cars
* AuroraMoon tears an huge hole in the roof. "hope you wanted an skylight! hahaha"
* AuroraMoon gets bored of all the senseless descrution, and goes to read read comics. "sometimes I feel like I have ADD"
oh?
* zombie4life goes and bites auuora
ahh!!
* zombie4life mispells aurora
noooo!!!!
yer xombie now
now I'll turn into an zombie! ................... you are an zombie, right?
4 life
nooo!!!!!
heh
I don't have to eat brains, do I?
only when there's no hearts around
eww.
whats this blaming me of being eval!
* AuroraMoon goes on an epic aventure/quest to find a cure for zombieness. "I cannot give up my candy, my milk and tacos!"
I called you evil because the chat almost grinded to an halt when you went afk :p
plus you made vimainods out of somebody's pee
* Greenbot has joined #drunkduck
which is just plain gross
:(
you dont like my viamonds:(
nope I don't
i made them especially for you
but zombie boy over there wants some

how can i get on this IRC you all speak of.

http://hpkomics.com/smf/index.php?action=chat

* hpkomic sets mode: +v KomradeDave
What does it mean to be +v-ed?
Voiced.
Ahh.
Just a silly thing that has no impact, unless we get dumb people in here.
I see. But it *does* make me better than those without it, right?
Oh of course.
If I wanted to, I could mute the channel and anyone who isn't +V can't talk.
IRC is the greatest thing ever.
It is, isn't it?

* KomradeDave is now known as ScottBaioFanclub
wow. that's worse than my member card for danny bonaduce's clu b
hahaha
bona duce
slow down there kiwi, i said bonaduce not bong the dutchie
i heard boner juice
Bonnie Douchebag?
* Randal is now known as FriendsOfJoeyLawr
...
Whoa!
hello peoples
supposed to be lawrence
* Muntron is now known as ScottBaio
o wait. you got it
ah my fans are here
All hail Baio, who proceeds from the father and the son.
oh wait...
With the father and the son he is worshipped and glorified.
* FriendsOfJoeyLawr is now known as KirkCameronFanClu
...
i'm having some stupid luck here
What about Bill Bixby?
you are all insane...
* ScottBaio is now known as Fan-of-clubs
* Kill_Will is now known as clubs_fans
ill club you munt
* KirkCameronFanClu is now known as KillWillFanClub
* clubs_fans clubs randal so hard his beard falls off
i've hit the bottom of the barrel. there is only one lower
lol ur mean :P
whos that
?
* KillWillFanClub is now known as RandalFanClub
this one
*eveil music plays*

hah, I really like the fact that half of these conversations involve me :D

all my highs, lows and unmentionables of IRC can be found in my comic about the IRC, check it out! its called IRC! :P

im laughing on the inside
* steaksomething throws up
lol laughing spew
* Kill_Will shoots a burning arrow into killersteaks testicle department
o.0
stop drop and flop steak! XD
hey, that department belonged to the university
it would have been better to say it belonged to the orphans... or better yet a girlfriend or wife...
gotta check my net, need to know if the speed has been fixed
well as far as i know its a room with testicles in it
oh i see...
cuhjoobula

* Muntron starts up the ghetto blaster
* ZodradeDave sips on gin and juice
* ZodradeDave has his mind on his money and his money on his mind
* Muntron makes the car bounce
* ZodradeDave knows that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
* Muntron turnz it up!
* ZodradeDave eats a tomato. A gangsta-ass tomato.
* Muntron caps that gangsta ass-tomato
Bitch I know you didn't just bust a cap in my tomato!

* AuroraMoon is already in an speeding car with will, speeding off into the distance
where we go, muntron will never find us! WHAHAHAHAHA!! (laughs crazily)
* Muntron teleports into wills butt
cool... i always wanted to go across the border
but that may be a bit of a problem considering i;m in Australia...
* AuroraMoon blinks, and says "how...? ew." is shocked by mutron's ablity to teleport into people's butts
no! aurora! that is ocean!! nooooooo!!!!!
* AuroraMoon crashes into ocean
sorry, I got distracted by muntron
* Kill_Will tried to revive aurora baywatch style...
curse you, muntron!!!
* Muntron butt rapes Will, hassle hoff style
dont die on me!!! nooooo!!!!!
uh... no
oh wait, aurora cant die... she is a vampire... and a zombie come to think of it
* AuroraMoon coughs and wakes up. "wow, what a werid dream.. I dreamt muntron teleported into will's butt."
a "zombpire
lucky that was a dream...
lol actually I went on an endless quest to find an cure for zombiehood, and cured it!
* Muntron wakes up next to Aurora
hey wanna rape Will in the butt?
but are you still a vampire?
* AuroraMoon screams
well, I'm not really an vampire. I'm just an werid elf chick that drinks blood sometimes
* Muntron hisses and drinks Wills blood
I do look like an vampire sometimes
yeah, i was convinced from the pointy ears, blackness and desire to drink blood
http://www.drunkduck.com/IRC/gfx/muntron.swf
"muntron likes being watched too much" in case my writing in to illegible

don't want to do anything to do with muntron's clothing or inside them
lol
he's more evil than I am!!
or at least I think so..
so therefore, he is my rival
* AuroraMoon laughs crazily, with lighting in background
he makes something out of jerseys pee... thats all i know and more than i need to know
* Muntron shoots lasers at AuroraMoon
that's why he's evil!!
and gross
* AuroraMoon dodges lasers
VIAMONDS PRECIOUS VIAMONDS MUOHAHAHAHA
* AuroraMoon aims rocket launcher at muntron, and blows him up
yaaay!
childrens rejoice!
eveil no longer haunts the irc!
* Muntron RESPAWN
nooo!!!
OMG HAXX!!!
* Muntron eats Wills intestines
see? he's pure evil, and my total rival!
eew
* Muntron rips out AuroraMoons spine
and any rivals of mine MUST BE DESTROYED!!
no, you dont even exist in the same occupation
your evil, he is eveil
well, whatever.
eveil is tryhard
I AM THE BEST!
* Muntron eats Wills corpse
im not dead yet!
* Muntron kills Will and then proceeds
*blatant monty python referance #2*
*blatant monty python referance #3*
lol
ne! nee! ne!

I competely blanked out on that -_-
SLLep/
aww, do you gotta go?
i bnever sleep
because i CANT FALL ASLEEP
chuck norris never sleeps
because he doesnt need it
he is always watching us
proably why he acts so stupid
lol
before I go..
dont leeve me here with muntron!!!!
:'(
* AuroraMoon blows up chuck norris iwth rocket launcher.
* AuroraMoon blows up muntron too
lol we withstood it
yay muntron is dead again!
good night
* Muntron turns into liquid
unless he does that thing again
* Muntron slides up Wills butt
ew.
* Muntron bursts out of Wills stomach like on aliens
O_o
night....
* Kill_Will is in space, you just raped a stick of dynamite shaped like me

#DrunkDuck
pasta at mcdonalds, bleagh
A BIGPOND BROADBAND AD
KILL IT
eew...
pasta...
theyre in happy meals
i dont see why kids are going to eat veggy pasta when they are in a store that sells cheeseburgers
wtf? whats happy about 3 crappy shaped pieces of pasta?
exactly...
the hook is "you get to eat animals"... seriously... what kid is going to find that appealing?
if they get the cheeseburger they can eat animals...
rofl XD

Someone
* T_K is now known as Bob_Saget
IT'S A SUPER TO-DO-LIST ATTACK!
* Super_Jesus is now known as Chuck_Norris
Super Jesus's evolved form is a Chuck Norris?
* Bob_Saget begins the starting prosedures of the great Teaching a lesson attack
* Chuck_Norris powers up his super Karate punch of flaming water attack.
* Bob_Saget teaches Chuck_Norris a lesson of patience
* Chuck_Norris teaches Bob_Saget a lesson in physics.
OH NO! HE copied my lesson attack!
OH NO YOU DI'NT!
* Chuck_Norris snaps fingers.
OH YES I DID.
* Bob_Saget Digivolves to Danny Tanner
* Bob_Saget is now known as Danny_Tanner
* Chuck_Norris gasps.
* Muntron is now known as Judge_Judy
stop this immediately!
* JerseyBoy is now known as Uncle_Jesse
you owe him all your money
* Danny_Tanner Cleans nevrotically
* Uncle_Jesse plays his guitar with the Rippers
* Chuck_Norris trys to digivolve.
* ketenol is now known as No_one_of_particu
* KomradeDave is now known as ScottBaio
Dammit!
My evolved form sucks!
* Uncle_Jesse is now known as Mr_Cooper
* No_one_of_particu is now known as Changing_names_lo
Hang with me
it...it failed!
* Danny_Tanner ultra digivolves to Urkle
* Chuck_Norris trys once more.
* Danny_Tanner is now known as Urkle
* Changing_names_lo is now known as Science_Man
Diiiiiid I dooo thaaaaaat?
* Mr_Cooper is now known as Carl_Winslow
* Chuck_Norris is now known as Homo_Erectus
STEVE!

I'm all alone in irc now.. =(

LOL! Wana ciber?

getting deep here..

do you think cloning is a good movement?
I think it has it own good uses. yes, there's some ethical issues with it but I can see how it could solve a lot of things
like if they learned to just clone only an organ by itself without having to grow an whole human...
then picture what that would do for a lot of sick people out there
who needed new organs.
yeah that could be good
but no scientific births
why not scientitfic births? it could also befit barren people who couldn't have babies and wanted an child that was actually related to them by blood
hmm... you can be right
of course, that would suck major balls for the adoption agencies snice there's millions of homeless kids who needs parents and an home..which is an problem in this world due to overpopulation and people just dropping them off at those childrens' center houses
when they feel that they don't want to be parents at all.
yeah...
in China, they have the overpopulation problems
that's why you find so many Chinese in USA and Canada
yeah. having to resort to smuggling the girls out of there to adopt and stuff
yeah!
damn, life is complicated
everything has thier own pros and cons, honestly.
so it's like it's kinda silly to treat something as an total black/white situation... like those people who says: "Omg!!! cloning is EVIL!! it's against god and everything else!! we shouldn't play god!!"
exactly... anywhere you go you find advantages and disadvantages... that's why the world isn't perfect
yep.
that's why I kinda treat all those issues out there as an gray area... until the day when we can get everything to be "perfect", then we need both a little bit of that nesscary "evil" and the "good" bits to be working together
in order to improve anything at all.
that's why there are such thing as experiments
yep. :)
you try and try and try until something turns up
yeah. that's what life is all about. one big experiment.
Life is a try-out
that's why we try everything

Someone
i'd be like
"Kill them if you want"
"I just wanna fap and you muslims wont let me"
what do you think of me in general, Aurora Moon?
hmm...
well, you seem to be a intersting person with some clever ideas about how the world works and the like
that's at first glance
he he... thanks
and first glance i just thought he was a hot piece of ass
now im tappin that
lol
ackk!!
too quiet all of a sudden!!
* AuroraMoon slaps muntron with trout
:'(
* steak|away slaps Muntron around a bit with a large trout
:'((
* SimonitroX slaps Muntron around a bit with a large trout
:'(((
:-D
:D
aww. made you too sad... okay then...
Muntron is now our pinata
* AuroraMoon hands muntron some cake of his choice
in all honesty
I hate cake
lol
* SimonitroX ties up Muntorn like a pinata
oohhh, kinky!!
AND JA KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE
what?
that stupid TV show LOST
* SimonitroX blind folds himself with a stick to beat up Mintron
* AuroraMoon cheers "woot!"

IRC
arrr, bored
i more bored than you
oh?
i know! ill kill myself! thta should pass the time!
and stop time
for you
* You are now known as EmoAndBoredWill
haha
* EmoAndBoredWill kills... himself!
wow
:D
* EmoAndBoredWill is a z00mb13!!!
* steak|away is now known as Steakerz
an l337 zombie?
1 a^^ 1337-sp33k z0m1313
surely now we are all doomed
wonder if i can drawn with my belly button
nope
1 oh
0h?
* Steakerz bans EmoAndBoredWill
...
* Randal has quit (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)
:D
:(]
* Steakerz unbans EmoAndBoredWill
* EmoAndBoredWill counterfeits auroramoons cure for zombehness
* Steakerz has changed the topic to: 1 yay!
hoorai for illegalness
(counterfeiting)
yyup

A few funny moments:

Drunkduck
I'm knittings a sock
Just one?
Won't your other foot be cold?
I only have one foot
You insensitive bastard

Drunkduck
I have milk
I have rum ^_^
*Mel Steals your rum
WTF?
you ca't steal a man's rum
that's blasphamy where i come from
I can if I pour it over some hot lesbians
..........
in that case then steal away
XD
hold on, i'll get more

Drunkduck
Seems like everyone is either AFK of asleep now
I'm only up because the captain won't let me sleep
THE CAP'N!?
Who's that?
Captain Morgan
^_^
who's that?
It's rum dude
ooohhh
lol
never heard of it
o.O
Blasphamy!!
Do you have the captain in you?
Because that's kinda naughty
Of course I do, im seeing double because of it
hey, hold on there.....
that's not cool
A hahahaha

...
* Emo_Will bites auroramoon, infecting her with emoness
oh dear. good thing I brought an vial of emo cure on hand.
* AuroraMoon drinks cure, and is no longer infected!
that was so yesterday
* Randal slaps will for being passe
feh
* Emo_Will kills randal in a way that he cant come back as a smelleh zombeh
not only am I an Elven wizard who does webcomics in the spare time, I'm also an potion maker. I have cures to anything!.......expect for Aids and Cancer.
haven't quite figured that one out.. human dieases are so puzzling!
* Randal spraypaints a smiley face on will's black overcoat
cancer are masically mutated cells... just stick a patient in a nuclear reactor and see what happens
basically*
yeah. I know.
:D
aids are a rotating virus that change as antibodies try to destroy it
so they cant be destroyed as they are random
so, i dunno, what would work for that?
exactly.
ooh! a random number generator! :P
lol
i used to get puzzled when watching star trek and someone would be deathly ill... and thinking can't you just send them through the transporter and program it to teleport the disease elsewhere?
they tried that in an ep once
whoah fuck thats an awesome ide
worked.
oh yeah
:D
they did it on voyager once i remember that
too bad we don't have transporters on hand
i dont watch the original series much
or deep space nine cuz it sucks
or enterprise cuz it sucks even more
yeah, deep space nine is a little dull for some reason.. but I like odo
changelings rocks
the only part i liked about ds9 was the ferengi that owned the bar... but that wasn't enough to get me to watch the show
deep space nine is like a soap opera
all of them were like soap operas
next gen and voyager not so much

Someone
jeez
my mom was likle "rhode island girl won!! she's miss USA 2007!!"
and kept on slapping my arm
* KillerSteak buys rights to the MANpons brandname
omg miss USA!!@12123333111!!!!
"Thats right, miss USA you get an award for being a person"
and not only that, you get an sparkly crown
ooh sparkly
and flowers
and a crappy huge-ass bonquet of roses!
"world peace!"
If I was in that contest i'd be like
and watch as the NBC network earns shitloads of money off you crying in happiness
"puppies for everyone!"
yay.
"If I had one wish, I'd get shitloads of money and thats the fucking truth"
I'd be like "if you vote me out and don't make me Miss USA, I'll fucking kill you."
i'd vote for you
Muntron
and have a rocket launcher ready at hand
just to prove my point
* DMFox hides from Moon
yeah I'd probably win, too bad I don't have a vagina
you can go enter for me Aurora i'll just tell you the answers through a headset
yay!!
just say "world peace" for everything
with the miss USA crown, we could RULE The world! Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!!
* AuroraMoon laughs evilly
im going to start Mister Universe
It will be judged on how much of a badass mother fucker the contestants are
First question, How many people have you punched in the face to death?
Chuck Norris can be the host
world peace
and puppies
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/man+thru+history [b0g.org] X-rated look at evolution
Our judges, Chuck Norris, BlackBeard the pirate and The Punisher
naughty but true
I'd totally watch that
you could be rich off that
* DMFox jumps
that was the sexiest evolution ive ever seen
yeah i know. I love how the strips are just nothing but people fucking and killing each other
15 people in here tonight? wow.
its like everything i love put into one comic strip
porn and stabbing
ooo
I know
that's why it's so awesome
i should have taken history class
i can picture it now
two things that will never change for humans
"Read this porn and stab the person sitting next to you"

will this get people to come to the channel?

#DrunkDuck
so today
i get a big hole in my pants
right on my ass
nice
then i walk home stealthily
so you got raped? ;)
nah, just kidding
* steak4tea is now known as SenorSteak
yo steak
hello
damn, y'all wrote too much since i left
the only downside about my wizard bathrobe when you're not wearing anything under it....
nakey wizzard!
I mean, I'm not wearing anything under it.. is when I cross my legs, and then one leg competely pops out
and becomes cold
huge ugboots!
so I got that sexy bared leg look
but in the end I keep on trying to cover that part so it doesn't get cold
longer robe?
it's fairly long lol
but then I got long legs
wear it backwards
:D
:D
:D
lol
...
* SoberWill remains hopeful
:D
:D

I've been waiting to form a lynch mob for SO LONG
* AuroraMoon casts freezing spell on Jebus and makes a run for it
* AuroraMoon runs away into the distance
* Jebus shoots AuroraMoon in the foot
ow!
f***! you didn't have to go that far!
* Dead-Will casts magic missle at the darkness
Going too far often has amicable results
lynch mobs pwn
like that limp you have now?
hilarious
* AuroraMoon casts healing spell on herself, and wound closes up. she's no longer limping
* Jebus shoots AuroraMoon in the other foot
* AuroraMoon pulls out machine gun and rapid-fires upon Jebus. "Take that you son of a b***h! creep."
* Jebus resurrects
* Jebus is now known as MECHAJEBUS
* AuroraMoon heals herself
* MECHAJEBUS flies in the air, japanese men sing in baritone
* AuroraMoon casts leveative spell upon herself, and takes off to the sky as well. "I refuse to be outdone!"
...
* MECHAJEBUS backhands AuroraMoon
* MECHAJEBUS backhands AuroraMoon into the side of a mountain
* AuroraMoon makes giant metor crash into Jebus
* MECHAJEBUS eats meteors for breakfast
it's not just any meteors..
it's speically designed to melt the metal of an certain MechaJebus
its the devilman vs mazinger z movie all over again
O yeah, I know
mechajebus #1023
mazinger z sucks
hes my standin
how does it feel to be melting like the wicked witch of the west? Son of a b***h.
for birthdays and bar mitzvahs
okay, I got bored of this fast
Yeah, thats my mechapower.
* MECHAJEBUS thumbs up
* AuroraMoon goes back to ground, yawning. "that was a fun few seconds though."
* MECHAJEBUS flies to the bathroom

people come to the #drunkduck chatroom! its emptier than my life!