their are two kinds of people in the world, ones who have a plan for when zombies take over the earth and one who dont, we call the latter dinner. now its YOUR turn to have a zombie plan. post your zombie plan, and if u can (most likely with MS paint) draw up a diagram for said zombie plan. please, no spammers or "STFU, NEWB!!!" addicts. thank you.

ok, i suppose that i should start. this is mine, made with MS paint. the box is my perimeter, thick double-lines represent a metal fence, and thin double lines around the box represent a wooden fence. this is an actual place near my house. the circles are electric poles and the box is a tool shed that would be used for storing spare ammo. i would construct a crow's nest in each of the telephone poles, connect them with some form of bridge, and connect the middle pole to the weapons storage. this is my plan, u got a better (and hopefully better-drawn) one?

I have a simple, no strings attached plan to survive the impending zombie apocolypse.

I just have to run faster than you. :D

But seriously;
Id find as many people (read: least likely to horde the twinkies) to get me supplies, promising them that with me they'd be safe, and then, after they get me my supplies, I ditch em. Then I spend the rest of my days cooped up on a boat miles offshore, safe from the flesh eating undead. At least until piracy becomes a hit with the kids again a la waterworld.

So yeah.

Assuming your zombies are the traditional magical sort, you're buggered, unless you become Ash...

If they're some silly virus kind, you're safe, no need to worry. No need for elaborate plans. -Just don't catch it.
All the zombies will simply die out. However strong the virus, dead flesh can't go on for long and humans aren't much good without intelligence.

I'd find me a nice piece of hardened military facility and hide while the soldiers blew the crap outa the zombies. preferably one with an underground bunker stocked with supplies and guns and a door that can only be opened from the inside.

Failing that i'd either make a run for the coast (boats are the best for escaping zomibies), or get me one of those decommissioned nuke silos (they're huge and virtually impregnable underground facilities).

I have one answer.

ENERGY SHOTGUN.

I'd wet my pants. I think that's about the only plan I can safely say I'd stick to.

Three words:

International Space Station

A really big stick.

ok, based upon one of my friend's suggestions, i am turning this into a sort of contest. each week, i will look over the comments, and judge whether you are a survivor or zombie food. the survivors will get featured. that's it. nothing else. no money, cuz i'm broke.

Bring this to Networking then.

I would call upon a legion of elite warriors to make me some toast while I nuke those bastards.

pikmin250
ok, based upon one of my friend's suggestions, i am turning this into a sort of contest. each week, i will look over the comments, and judge whether you are a survivor or zombie food. the survivors will get featured. that's it. nothing else. no money, cuz i'm broke.

Screw you. My new plan is to feed you to zombies while I run away.

pikmin250
ok, based upon one of my friend's suggestions, i am turning this into a sort of contest. each week, i will look over the comments, and judge whether you are a survivor or zombie food. the survivors will get featured. that's it. nothing else. no money, cuz i'm broke.

Should go in forum games.

Skullbie

pikmin250
ok, based upon one of my friend's suggestions, i am turning this into a sort of contest. each week, i will look over the comments, and judge whether you are a survivor or zombie food. the survivors will get featured. that's it. nothing else. no money, cuz i'm broke.

Should go in forum games.

It should, but until the I wanna join.
My plan? Take over the only gun store in town, use that to take over anything with food, and stash it all into a fortress like area. Also, hopefully i can have people join me. If this is short term, I'll wait it out there. If it's longterm, I'll try to beat back the hordes, establish a wall/etc, then make farmland, etc.
Possibly start a new town...where the old one was.Yeah.

OR

Can i have an energy gun, too?

what do you mean IF?

They're already here. Just look around you.

The first part of my plan is to get the hell out.
I have my bike, a crow bar, a pistol, and a rifle.

I haven't really thought out the second part, but if I manage to live through the first part. I go find a haven with other people.

And if that goes down, I repeat my plan again.

http://yourzombieplan.com/

Go upstairs.

Wait, aren't zombies all braindead and stuff? I'll just lock my gate then sit in my yard with a good book until they're all dead because you guys are taking care of that part.

ozoneocean
Assuming your zombies are the traditional magical sort, you're buggered, unless you become Ash...

Hail to the king baby.

Shotgun, check
chainsaw, check
I'm set.

River Barge w/ Tug? check!
Sea-do watercraft? check!
Guns & Ammo? Check!
Pirate Mentality? check!

Watched Waterworld too many times and just itching for an excuse? Check!

Yeah I'm ready. I'd love to just tool up and down Americas waterways laughing at the zombies pathetic attempts to swim at me and sink.

step one-run
step two-run faster
seriously i would loot a grociery store then loot a gun imporium then go up into the unpopulated parts of alaska and just chill while the goverment bombs the fuck out of the poor basturds down below in the rest of north america<:

rhaneshadow
seriously i would loot a grociery store then loot a gun imporium then go up into the unpopulated parts of alaska and just chill while the goverment bombs the fuck out of the poor basturds down below in the rest of north america<:

It would be much easier to loot a grocery store if you loot the gun emporium first.

Just sayin'.

bravo1102

ozoneocean
Assuming your zombies are the traditional magical sort, you're buggered, unless you become Ash...

Hail to the king baby.

Shotgun, check
chainsaw, check
I'm set.

Gimme some sugar baby

I was once told to watch the door of a zombie den. Why they called it a Rave party, I'll never know.

Anyway, all I would have to do to avoid death by zombies is to hunker down in my bunker. :)

If the zombies are slow and stupid type I survive with my baseball bat.
If they are fast and clever......I'm screwed....

I would gather a group of people, go to the nearest supermarket,
and make enough moltov cocktails to cause a small crater in the earth.
We'd probaly blow up the exits though.