Would you be pretty mad that you wasted it reading this?

No not really.
I'd be too much of a pussy to do all the things normal people would do like run around public naked, kill people, admit your love for someone or whatever.
I'd probably just go about like normal. Except maybe tell someone "I'll see you in a bit" and disappear then so they'll think I'm stalking them or something.

=w=

No. I'd just be glad I was able to make someone's day a little better prior to getting online. :3 *dies*

Part of me gets the feeling that dead and angry are two mutually exclusive states of being by nature of what they are.

i still have thirty seconds left. i'm going streaking.

MAN FOUND NAKED, DEAD, NEAR SCHOOL SCHOOL ZONE.

lba
Part of me gets the feeling that dead and angry are two mutually exclusive states of being by nature of what they are.

I heard people are fairly calm once they realize they are dying.

and I wouldn't be mad cause It wouldn't be worth the last thirty seconds of my life to be mad.

That would depend on how I was going to die.
I mean, if I'm just going to keel over, I don't really mind.
But if my head is going to explode or something, I'd like to think I could find a big crowd of people to explode in.

Well, it looks like you guys are better people than me I prefer to die the way I was born naked, kicking and scream, torn from the woman I love.

No, if I only had one minute left to live I'd be on way too many drugs to care if I was spending my last minute reading this.

It takes you people one minute to read a short sentence? * dies realizing I wasted my minute replying and being snarky*

Even though it takes me two seconds to read that, It'll still take me the rest of the minute before I even get to do what the hell I want anyway!

It takes me a minute to get down the stairs and out of the house!


YEAH! I COUNTED!!!

Only if reading said post was the cause of my death.

... I'd post on DD Forum telling everyone I'm dead in 30 secs, so that those who care, would know why I disappeared from DD.

I go to a few other forums too, but I don't care whether anyone on those know where I went.

It took me five seconds to read that.
Which means if I were to die, I would have 55 seconds with which to destroy you all and this waste of a universe, cause if I'm going I'm taking it all with me.
That's ample time. Shoot, I'd have enough time left over to hock a loogey into the empty void of nothingness that I had created and and give it the middle finger before I'm dead.
And with any luck there'll be a Grim Reaper to take me away, so I'll still have somebody left to tell off.
Take that all of creation! Take. That.

Well, three seconds to read the first post, so that's fifty-seven seconds to do the best death pose I could think up of in that time slot. But then I have to read the other posts, which takes about fifty seconds since you guys go on and on and on and then three seconds to reply t

No, i'd be pissed that I have a Rufus Wainwright song on my mind

In all liklihood if I only had a minute left to live I'd be too busy bleeding to death to be reading posts on an internet forum.

If I had one minute to live, I'd have one minute to live.

But how would I know, so why would I care over much? :)
People rarely die according to a schedule... Unless it's an execution.

ozoneocean
People rarely die according to a schedule... Unless it's an execution.

Ppl always want to know when they'd die. But the ppl who do --death row inmates-- do all they can to change that back.

Wow, I never thought of it that way. GJ Ozone.

I'd brutally kill myself first, just to show whatever it was that is killing me who's boss. Getting mashed up by a train should do it.

I would kill machinehead for wasting my minute...

...

HI MACHINEHEAD!! :D

Machine head, after reading that I still have about 50 seconds to get revenge on you.
And I'm a fast worker!

Hey now, I said be mad not murder. Just you die not me. :)

I think being mad could lead to murder though...because I would seek out my revenge as well ;)

*sharpens knife*

warefish
*sharpens knife*

put the knife down...hugs are better than killing people.
*one minute hugs*

Hmmm... I'm currently at an internet cafe right now. If I have one minute left to live I will drink my latte and stand in the middle of this cafe. I'll talk out aloud about some interesting stuffs so I'll get all their attention, after making sure that it's about a minute already I'll drink my latte again and die.

The people in the cafe (the ones who drank some latte) seeing me drink the latte and die,would panic and this would create hysteria.


Mwahahahaha

Too bad I'd be dead by then.

@SQ: Point taken.

*prepares to strangle machinehead to death through means of POWER HUGGING!!!*

I'd spend the last thirty seconds madly scribbling a series of nonsense on my desk, so that people think I was channeling some kind of deity before I died.

Keep 'em guessing, right until the end.