Alllllright! Hi, and welcome to the first issue of Dik Tantrik: Esoterik Detektiv.

Hop y'all enjoy and keep local sozaz you can find out what... is going on (what is going on?)...

Cant say nuffink... have a personal pogrom out against any spoilers... dang! which remeinds me....
bye...!

yubble bubble toil and turtles tails.... why cant i get my bloomin little sig link to happen... mayhap tis but the scales of some fishy overlord i ate who decided NOW is the time to go all ectoplasmic on my assssphalt... fixed it! yay... *and a tiny little firework just for me scales the abyss of heavens, like an eyelash of soft light and a sqeeeeeeeeeeeepopingness!*