The third picture reminds me about a magazine I used to read that had a draw-on-your-drunken-friends contest where you could win something by sending in pictures of said drunken friends with marker all over them. It was quite hilarious especially since I don't drink and never risked being the victim.
One guy at school said that one time one of his friends passed out drunk and the others Naired his entire body. It apparently took four months for his eyebrows to grow back...
There was another story about someone losing the keys to their couch, then their balcony, but I can't really remember that one...
I don't drink, but i did make the exception for my 18th last march and i got absolutely leathered. I just pissed all over my old school and the cinema whilst quoting mighty boosh comments.