I'm personally under the belief that the Battlefield series is the largest host of smacktards when it comes to first person shooters.

I was playing at my friends' all winter break, and yes, we were having a fun time, but to many times your team is dependent on people who just don't know what the crap they're doing. Don't get me started on the terrible weapon balance and hit accuracy the game has.

Especially with knives, oh god, we decided after I had been sucking for a while to just go out and knife people, even when you're up close, and you hear the distinct knife sound it doesn't register half the time. Still, we knifed a ton of people.

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He fell for it. Three times in a row.

wow. That's a retard if I ever saw one.

In multiplayer... On guildwars I went around as a elementalist and whenever I cast fireball I'd act like it was some DBZ shit.

WoW: I'd tell people wrong directions to quests (even though the friggin' arrow is in the map) and send a level one into a level 13 area or something like that. People fall for that multiple times, and just think they're not high enough level.

On Gunbound or any game that has a Team Battle, and If I feel Like it and my team is ticking me off, I can simply betray them and let the other team win!

Tea-bagging is on my to do list.

Whenever a user drops a huge load of money, from dying or just dropping it for someone, I dash in and take it.

On Flyff I wait in the shadows of the PK Server, Waiting till someone drops money, if it's a huge amount, I take it for my own.

I've gotten 200k once, funniest moment ever. I thought it was 20k, and when I checked my inventory it turned out being 200k (I know this exactly because when I go to the PK server I store my stuff in a bank.)

i steal enemy vehicles on 2142 especially if its an apc, i'd stay on the enemy's base launching fire at them until i die

if i'm squad leader i'd put a beacon there and let my squad help me cause choas on the base

i also like to sneak around cloaked and shot the enemy in the ass or knife them

On Halo I team kill :D



But in Starwars Battlefront I use a wookie and hop on a speederbike, then I crash into my enemys causing a suicide bomb.....Either that or I put a time bomb on the speeder bike And I follow one of my teamates around until it blows up.

What a charming thread idea!

Ok, first of one of my favorites, Battlefield 1942. After about 4 months of isolated, rigorous pilot training, my friends (especially my roommate Danny, and I) became GODS in planes. You know those videos online of people doing crazy plane stunts? Yeah, thats us. A few of our favorites, Rocket planes. The only weapons I'm any good at (but don't worry, I am good) are the bazookas, and the knife. So, one of my favorite skills is shooting down planes with the bazooka, it's actually quite easy once you get the hang of it. So, get a few friends on the wing of a spitfire with zooks, and then you have a rocket plane. It can shoot down anything, and if the people on the wings are fast on their feet, then you can dodge like nothing else.

Here, check this out. It's a blooper reel of a stunt film we did, I couldn't find the real one. :P



Make sure you've got sound, the music makes it all worth while. I'll keep looking and see if I can find the actual film, some of the stunts are pretty cool.

Also, in Half Life 2 DM, my best weapon is the Stun-stick. I can usually get first in the server, with a decent KD, just using that. The fun thing is that people think I'm a total badass because I'm just using Melee, and they're afraid of what I could do with weapons. Little do they know. ;D

By the way Oz, you and I need to game sometime, you sound like a fun one. ;D

-W

Heh! Yeah. Battlefield ho! Battlefield 2 is my fave... Ima start a BF thread...

i stopped playing bf2, mostly 2142 now
i played bf2 for nostalgia's sake, but it just feels repetitive for me

In CTR Crash Team Racing, I like firing bowling bombs backward at my friend. He always gets mad because he doesnt know how to fire them backwards since theyre intentioanally supposed to be fired forward.

In Pokemon games, whenever I battle the same friend, I always get my Latias to use fly before his moves hit and this really pisses him off and he gets really mad . . . but who cares . . . to hell with it, its hilarious to see him angry.

Planeshift is a slow game. One of the first major stepping stones out of complete noobdom is getting your sword, which takes quite a while. Basically you have to kill a shitload of rats with your bare hands (because you can't kill anything else yet) and sell thery pelts for about six gold each. A sword is roughly 200 peices of gold, and a rat takes almost a minute to kill in the beginning, so one of the easiest ways to tell if someone is a new player or not is by judging on whether or not they have a sword.

I had pretty much gotten my first sword the day before, so I decided to try it out in the sewers (which is one of the more noob freindly leveling up areas. When I got down there, I happened to see a character that looked exactly like me, only without the sword. I had never tried the challenge function, so I wanted to get in a battle that I knew I could win. On the flipside, I knew he wouldn't expect the challenge because of my weapon. I put the weapon away so that I looked exactly like him and requested that we fight. Since there was virtually no way in telling the difference between us he accepted, and as soon as he did I pulled out the sword; It didn't last long.


While I was playing FEAR - running around looking for kills - I heard shots fly past me from behind, and so I took the reasonable action and took cover. So basically I was stuck in a corner waiting for this guy who was chasing me to pop out of the doorway and start shooting me. I had about 10 health left.

I saw him emerge from the openindg in the hallway and I was about to open a couple clips itn him, but then realized as he past me by that he didn't notice me for some strange reason. I decided to mess with him, so I holstered my weapon and followed him unarmed. After a while he finally turned around, and the second he did I scissorkicked him in the face. It was awsome.

Online games are my absolute most FAVORITE games ever! (duh, even my main manga is about an online game that i created! that should be some hint) I actually dont screw with people on online games but... wierd thing is that every online game that i get serious about, i tend to get popular in it. funny isnt it? XD people love me, help me level, give me items, cater to me, even will kill pkers if someone kills me. im not saying its bad and i take advantage of that, cuz i never do, its just that its intersting how that happens to me every time i get into an mmorpg. I still try to get everything on my own but people just tend to want to help. its very nice really ^_^.

My friend tells me that i could raise an army against the most powerful and evilest of pkers and would win due to my army having sheer size and massive strength (cuz the people i meet are also some of the strongest as well). but you know, if u think about it, this is true as well...

People with lots of friends can be just as powerful than the strongest of players. No doubt, Stronger!

~*Lace*~

On DooM3 LMS we figured out how to spawn BFG chaingunners. And a pink Sabaoth.

Wingnut, that game looks like pure awesome, and secondly, have you ever played City of heroes 'cause I remember having a medic character by some name like "dr. Feelgood"

the only mmo i play is EQ2 (yes i'm an evercrack head) for those of you who dont know everquest it's a fantasy sword and sorcery role playing game. in the game you can get illusion items as rewards for completing a quest. i got the illusion gnoll item when i was level 32 so i went to blackburrow which is a level 12-20 zone full of gnolls and cast the illusion gnoll. since i was 32 i conned red to all the lower level players in the zone and i had a name above my head that didn't say 'a something gnoll' which means if i was a read mob i would kill everyone of them easily. so i preceded to walk around the zone scaring the noobs as i approached. some tried to run some tried to fight me. when they realized that i wasn't a mob i told them 'dont kill gnolls. they are my friends'

WingNut

That looked Awesome man! Fantastic! A lot more fun that BF2... BF2 looks better, especially the soldier models, but you can not do stuff as fun as that! ^_^
Brilliant.

I'll have to buy a copy of the original BF one of these days. I've only ever played the single player demos and they're boring as hell -_-

Once I was playing Saints Row on Xbox Live. I was taking our team car to get it upgraded (the point of the game is to have a better car then your opponents). As I was taking our car, some dude called me a crap coloered n*gg*r. I was so mad at him for being a racist bastard tho. Then the rest of the team was laffing at me, so I decided I would mess up their game. I acted like I wasnt that annoyed and finished helping them. At the end you have to keep ur car in the victory zone for 10 seconds. around 2 seconds or so, I killed all of them and took their money. I got so rich, even tho we lost. I felt pretty good.

I used to play "Guild Wars", and the funniest thing I ever did was create a Monk(Lil Monk Dude)(Yes, that's his real name)and there is a spell called "Unyielding Aura". What it does is, it brings a person back to life, and I could just double-click it to end it. When I end it, they die. UA also casts quickly, so no one else could ressurect them. And let me tell you, they would get PISSED! I guess it didn't help that I said "LIVE!!!" "DIE!!!" It seriously was one of the funniest things ever.

Man, Team killing with a banshee in Halo XD