I thought this might be an interesting topic. You can do a lot of fun and naughty stuff in games, but it's always more fun when it's real people you're doing it to/with.

I dunno. I was playing a lot of BF2 a while ago...
This one time I was playing a big 64 player strike at Karkand game as a MEC and we were always having a lot of trouble defending the base across the river, so I decided to try and protect it. I went as a specops, destroyed the bridges, mined the river crossing (with bombs) and set myself up to wait. But this stupid lazy fucker engenier would keep spawning at the base, grabbing a tank, driving up to the bridges, waiting until they were repaired and then crossing!
I kept asking him to stop doing it, because it's the easiest attack vector and once the base accross the river's gone the game is basically over for the MECs.
Ah well, the USMC captured the railway crossing and this dood hops in his tank and drives up to the bridges etc. Well as soon as he crossed the first bridge, I blew it sky high, right behind him.
It was so funny watching him back away from their AT guys and flip over upside down into the river. Such a satifying explosion and he couldn't even punish me for it.

In fact, bombs are probably the most enjoyable aspect of that game. I once parachuted on to an enemy fighter that was taking off on the carrier, planted a sticky bomb and blew him up when he was halfway to the other side of the game map.
Well I found it funny anyway.

So, has anyone got any good stories?

I don't fuck off on online games ever. :(

What? No stories at all??? :( :( :( :(
not even one? :)
:(

hehehe, I do have some stories!

I play an morpg named Conquer Online...which is basically this chinese-style fantasy world where you can mine, get an house and get married with other players. and of course, the basic fighting monsters and levelling up, and getting nice items.

anyway... I had dediced to make a new character on this server where some of my friends had moved to, as seeing I didn't want to import my old character to that server as seeing I still had friends on this one other server that I still play on.

Anyhow.. my friends were really high in level, and there's no messing around with them. however, my new character was just a poor low level, so I was mining in the caves with other newbies to get gold. this asshole guy comes in and dedices that all of us are easy game.. kill all of us, and he gets our hard earned items from mining.

he kept on coming back and doing this again and again... and needless to say I was really angry, so I called up on my high level friends, and they went into hiding in the mines...

and when he came by again, they attacked him. and not just killing him.. one of my friends were an reborn taoist, so that meant that she could easily revive the player killer again and again as we killed him over and over....

and the fun thing about this game? the fact that this game has penalities for people who pk a lot... so if you were black named, then you'd lose all your equiptement if you were killed a lot like he was. so he dropped every thing he ever had on him.. inducing this Super Dragon Bow+4 with socketed super gems in it and his Elite Dragonarmor +2
so I took those, and we kept on doing this to the jerk until he begged, "no more, please. stop!!"
and I asked him: "Will you do this again, you rat bastard? do you get off on attacking players that have no way of fighting back, coward? now you know how it feels!! so will you do it again??"

and then I pretty much cussed him in whisper and spamming his chat window with things like: "ALL PKers deserve this, why? because you're all cowards!!! how does it feel to be the scum of the vitural world?"

and in the end, we finally let him go.. totally wiped out of his super-powered items that enbaled him to be so powerful against other players, and plus all the items that he ever looted. it must had cost him like 10 million gold to get all the items he had... and 10 million gold isn't easy to get. so now he was comptetely ruined and broke because all of his best stuff were gone.

and plus, I think I made him cry like a little baby. BwaWhahahahahahaha.

As you can proably tell, I have no love at all for pkers.

Tha was pretty damn good. :)
I like a good revenge story!

Ok, another BF2 bomb story... There was this one specops guy on the enemy team running around and dropping bombs in front of people all over the place and blowing them up. He didn't use a gun, grenade, or knife, just bombs. Anyway, as I was charging through some back alleyways I came across this mad bombing lunatic, he was just skipping from side to side in the alley way with a detonator in his hand waiting for someone to come the other way and he had his back to me!

Well I was playing as specops too and I couldn't resist giving him as taste of his own medicine, especially when he thought he was safe like that. so I dropped a bomb at his feet and blew him sky high. Literally of course, since you go flying for miles when someone blows you up.
That was much more satisfying that stabbing him in the back.

heheh, yep. hey, have you seen my thread that says "The funny or strange things video game characters say"?

it's pretty amusing. if you've played some games where some video game character said something utterly random, then why don't you share it there?

anyway.. on the topic of Morpgs, I just got into Rangronk online.. and theres some pretty strange npcs on there.

a friend of mine just joined too, so we were both in an party andjust exploring together. we came across thos top floor of an blacksmith shop. and there was this bald sciencist-looking dude there. and he was like: "huh? what's this alluring smell? oh, an human. haven't seen those for so long due to my study in here....eheheheh, how yummy... you smell so nice....."

and my male friend was like: "Ewww. don't get too close to him!! let's get the fuck out of here!"

so we just walked quickly out of there.

and there was this one female npc who talked to me about how orcs spoke the human langune and even had some of the same culture even though they were still barbarains in a lot of ways. and then she said something to the effect of: "I wonder what it would be like to get close romantically with one of them, and the things they do to me? mmmmmm...."

and I was like: "um, ew. thanks for sharing an fantasy of yours that I didn't need to know about."

and this one player behind me was "lol, that npc is pretty strange. but she does have a point, I can't help but wonder what those male orcs would be like."

and I was disturbed a little bit more due to the fact that it was a male player who I didn't know behind me. I guess mainly because those orc things are HUGE in the game... and majorly ugly too as well. so imagine the size of thier body parts. RO players and npcs sccared my mind! LoL

That first one reminds me of this bastard medic who kept following me around in BF2. I was a sniper, trying to be sneaky and skulk in the hills of the enemy airfield and this bastard kept following me around and CONSTANTLY dropping medi-packs! Every 2 seconds a pack would thump down at my feet and I'd hear "you want a meidpack", "here, have a medipack", "medipack" (or whatever they say). Even when I ran away the bugger chased me everywhere! He wouldn't shutup about those fucking medipacks. I was SO close to shooting him in the face, but that would only have made it funnier for him...
The bastard :)
When our guys invaded I just ran over and got lost in the crowd. Lost the bugger!

The second one is so wrong, and yet it reminds me of when I used to play Gunbound, with my girl character "PornStarlet". It was so funny fending off chat-up lines from horny Asian kids, hahahaha! I'd always pretend to be a silly fool with no skills, and just when they thought they had it made, I'd kill all of them all off, by myself.

Those are hilarious! Here's mine.

I way playing Sherwood Dunegon. (On maidmarian.com, It's fun!) And there was this guy who just kept fighting and losing against this guy named Roxas. And every time he was defeated he'd just say, "More, MORE!" and go after him again. so eventually the rest of the players around joined up with Roxas, (including me) and just ran after him. You should have saw him run away while typing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It was hilarious.

Well, I did play a retarded half-ling sorcerer online in NeverWinter Nights once. I kept making her run around all the people saying shit like "Hi! I Ceres! You wana be special frend?". They almost always asked me to leave them alone at which point I'd say some shit like "But I need special buddy! I dun liek you! MAGIC MISIL!" and I pelted them with a level 1 magic missile. Needless to say, my girl died a lot.

Ah, this brings me back the Call of Duty (The first one) Multiplayer days...

There was one time where I was running across a flat field and a tank came rolling across towards me. Apparently, the guy in a tank didn't like me and decided to blast my head off with a cannon shell. If I didn't used sprint JUST as the tank fired the cannon at me, I would've gotten headshot'ed. I even saw the cannon shell itself flash by. It was awsome.

Then there was another one where I hopped in a tank, stayed still and waited until some fool decided to jack it. I managed to snag some kills with it. But the blasted rank hovering above me blew my cover away on most attempts.

And if I remember correctly, there was one time where I was playing Half-Life 2: Deathmatch in Citadel map. I got blasted right out of the citadel window by an RPG round. Ah, the power of physics.

i don't play any dancing stage games much alone, let alone with other people, but when i do, i usually push my opponent.
in fighting games i usually use cheap, long-range moves and use distraction by playing as a hot female character.
in racing games i usually stop suddenly when my opponent is just behind me.
the list goes on, i can't name them all or i would be here all day (i'm a dirty cheat, someone you wouldn't want to play DDR with, or any other game for that matter)

Hmm...my friends are the usual Halo fanatics and me...well...I suck. Lucky for me compared to the people who play online my friends suck too. So its always entertaining when its me and my friends against another team and we just hide somewhere in the level. Whenever they found us we just started spinning in circles. It's amazing how such childish acts anger the other people.

I don't really lay MMO's anymore - I used to play Warcraft a bunch, because my brother had a subscription. I never did anything too evil, but I was in a guild one day and didn't know why, and since I was a Tauren, and it was an RP server, and the guild was heavily into RP, all I said was "moo" until they kicked me out.

Oh, how the many people have fallen against my "Alt+F4 gives you Godmode!" message...

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Oh, how the many people have fallen against my "Alt+F4 gives you Godmode!" message...

Hehehehe, and several varations depending on the game... I used to love using that on the noobs in Gunbound.

Getting them to kill their team mates for me had to be THE best weeze of all.

Gunbound: i get really close ot an enemy who is on a very thin bit of the arena that is surrounded by air and has one life left. i have all my lives, i'm the only one left in my team and there's two in their team (including the poor sucker), i then say "neither of us can move, the only way i will move is if you destroy this platform, this will get rid of your friend, however". they usually take out their own team-mate

Hey I got one. This takes place back in the day when N64 was big. Me and my brother played Diddy Kong racing alot. And we even played the story mode. It was great cause when we played multi player in story mode he has me do all the dirty work and attack all of the opponets while he did the racing. And there would be times when I also race but I half the time attack them. Anyways that's my story.

On Timesplitters 1, I used to have a team bagtag, me as robofish, my friend as R108, against eyes and teeth mummy.
I put remote mines on R108, then he'd kamikaze into thee mummies if they had the bag.
It was a clever way of getting the most points, and kills.
He didn't like doing it that much though, he thought I was psycho.....

ANyone here teabagged sombody in halo 2? I have!

Everquest: Killed 50 newbies.

Furcadia: Got myself banned from countless dreams for aweful behavior.

Ultima online: made my screen name something naughty.

World Of Warcraft: Told every player I met that this game sucks and the only reason i was playing it was just to tell everyone this Undenyingly true fact.

Guild Wars: reported bugs that didn't exist and my guild slogan said: anyone that is not in this guild likes to eat dog crap!

Runescape: Dodged thier ridiculously powerful language filter.

You're so evil...

On Conquer online: I went and found some1 AFK and let a bird kill him, then I revived him and let the bird kill him again. Then again and again. And before long, he had dropped ALL his stuff. Then he came to keyboard and was VERY mad. And I clicked to teleport and said: Bye now!

LOL ROFL LOL!

One story I got came from playing Counter-Strike Condition Zero.

I was playing on a server where Friendly Fire was turned on, and I had just earned enough money to buy an assault rifle. Next thing I know, my team is ambushed by about 5 CT's, who threw a flashbang at us, and, most of all, blinded me. I pressed the fire button, fired the gun unti lI could see again, and to my horror, I had killed the two teammates who were with me, and all five attacking CT's.

Minutes later, the last CT had been hunted down by the more competent other three players on the terrorist team.

Not exactly funny, but, damned lucky.

Edge-hogging.

The question is, what I don't I do in multiplayer games. Anoninimity means I can be the biggest ass in the world if I feel like it. Sometimes I lay land mines around for my own spawn points, flash grenade team mates, knive team mates, etc, etc. Other times I like to play the flag runner, but the thing I do the most is win. I always win. Even when I lose, I curse them out enough so that it feels like I win. I log off (get banned) before they get a chance to come back with a wittier retort then my own geniune comical banter, cuz fuck them. How dare they think they can play a game with me.

Recent accomplishments include:

City of Villians - I was a really gay character. My character was as gay looking as I could make him, and I was banned on my first night.

World of Warcraft - I got to level 60, cheated lots of people for their gold, also I pk'd nearly everyone I met. I also single handedly raided the opposites factions towns (when I was told not to many, many times) I got bored with it. Its cool being a big green wizard who kicks ass, but after two weeks of reigning doom on the world of warcraft I was done.

I've been banned from lots of places for lots of things, so the stories are endless as far as that goes. I'm always an ass, even to people I love.

I got a few.... Of course you know its a lame game but on B.NET i had Diablo 1 and i was play'en with some of my friends online.... and we were on the hardest f-ing level difficulty. And we were both in the Hell levels... (12- 16) and there was room for one more..... so were fighting and this guy.... A hacker comes in at first we just thought he was just a normal guy but soon he was like spamming the screen with the words "Im going to kill you" and "now you die" also key buttons that can do those F11 and F12. so we just ignored him...... so we cleared a level (# 13 i think) and this guy (a morlock) started going crazy on us and so he killed me but not my friend. (who was a hacker too). so my good friend revived me i got all my stuff together and left to the town (can't hurt no one in town) so he went down there and i called some other friends (cuzz most of the ppl left) and my friends were SUPER hackers. and couldn't die... and i was just a reg. hacker. Any way they came in and my friend that was down there fighting this jack ass. so they went down first and i went down last. All of them were morlocks and i was a high strong low magic warrior. So i stayed behind a pillar avoiding fireballs and flamewaves. so im watching these hackers fighting this jack ass.

Eventully the jack ass got weak and died and we did what some one else in this forem said.... revive and kill revive and kill..... over and over again. And i got to kill him too.... carefully. but we must of killed him like over 500 times cuzz the floor was covered in gold but only 1 gold so it was alot. about a half hour later he left.

And the morel of that story is children... don't mess with an Itailain with friends or you'll get wacked....

Na but i do have many friends on B.Net and they got my back...... i think the clan is called "Hellclan" or some thing.

You know things will turn to chaos when you enter in a hacker. Or in your case, a billion hackers.

but like i said most of them were friends... i think i spelled friends right this time....

In Battlefield 2: Modern Combat, I like wacking my teamates to death with the tank's main gun... >:)

Okay. Scope this out.

In GunZ Online, there are usually two unofficial types of players defined by how they play: sprayers and K-style. I'm in both types.

So I'm in this game, where this guy was a sprayer (a guy who just shoots randomly with a rapid fire gun). So all I do is just walk out of the way and shoot him with aim and unharmed. I kill him twenty times like then. He finally gets a kill on me, and you know what he says? "noob"

LAWL

Then, I'm just killing and playing normally and I kill this guy. As you do. He's all angry and he gets me back, throwing insults through the Webz. So we duel, one on one. I beat him fair and square. And you know what he says? Yep. "noob"

It's so funny with sprayers, they rely so much on luck that it's pretty easy for me to '/dance' dodge them.

Heh, I'm such an elitist on GunZ.

Another thing that is seperate. For a Xmas event, all the GunZ players were given extra Christmas themed clothes, which were avaliable at this place.

This guy was all like "HEY HOW YOU GET HAT SANTA?"

Caps Lock told me how smart he was.

'ebay'

"NO HOW YOU GET SANTA"

'Alt+F4'

He fell for it. Three times in a row.