marty, if you found a 20 dollar bill on the ground, how would you spend it?

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marty, if you found a 20 dollar bill on the ground, how would you spend it?

Id spend it on liquir and booze.

So what if you found 2,000 dollars, Marty?

PinkDiapers
Hamlet said: Wouldst it be more "cool" if I danced around in my girlfriend's dress on a barrel of gunpowder singing "I'm a little teapot" juggling pumpkins and then set the gunpowder on fire so that you go your desired explosion? Hmmm?! Well forget it, mine life is quite "cool" enough!

Razz: Yeah Ham-bone that WOULD be a lot cooler, but how many Pumpkins are we talking about here? Because that could be a deal breaker

Hamlet: Thou obviously dost not know the simpicities of sarcasm. And mine name is not Ham-bone, but Prince Hamlet to you.

The mediocre one
To: Hamlet
To be, or not to be?

Hamlet: ....It's better not to be sometimes.

Tantz Aerine

Zoe
To Hamlet: So do you enjoy classic literature?

Hamlet: But of course. Classic literature defines one's culture and to not know one's culture would be foolish. I quite enjoy reading, it seems to calm me oddly enough.

Tantz Aerine
So what if you found 2,000 dollars, Marty?

Id buy that Lycan syrum stuff, stick it in a injection needle, and contaminate myself till I become a werewolf....


Either that or I'd waste all my money on Booze and lottery tickets.

To: Everyone
Cupcakes or SUV tire?

To: Everyone again
Who is pissing themselves in excitement?

To: Everyone
Cupcakes or SUV tire?

Tasha
Cupcakes yaaaay! What? Were you expecting something funny?

To Marty: What brand of cardboard box do you live in? I heard the washing machine ones are very nice.

Warspritecomic
To: Everyone
Cupcakes or SUV tire?

Tasha
Cupcakes yaaaay! What? Were you expecting something funny?

To Marty: What brand of cardboard box do you live in? I heard the washing machine ones are very nice.

Oh just because im a hobo i have to live in a cardboard box huh? THIS WHOLE FREAKING TOURNAMENT IS FRIGGIN RACIST! *storms off*

Marty....come on get back here! Im sorry about that he doesnt really live in a trashcan, I think he lives in a Dumpster.

Marty
To Sleight: Your the only one here who looks normal, How come you got a coin to fightsplosion and I got some dumbass golden lotto ticket?

Marty
To Sleight: Your the only one here who looks normal, How come you got a coin to fightsplosion and I got some dumbass golden lotto ticket?

Sleight
Because you fail.

Sleight
Because you fail.

Marty
No, you fail

Marty
Okay, Here a queastion, Who wants to be my valentine eh? eh?.....nobody O_o? ....Fine I'll just drink Till my other kidney fails.

Marty
Who wants to be my valentine?

Tasha
Ooh ooh me! Wait, aren't you a little old for me?

To Kami: Are you my mommey?

Marty
Who wants to be my valentine?

Tasha
Ooh ooh me! Wait, aren't you a little old for me?

Marty
....Ahehehe sorry ^-^, yeah im alittle too old for you. But it's nice to meet someone new.



To Kami: So....plushie and furry...and huggably soft...Like that bear from the detergent commercials.....must...restrain self.....You look alot like a plushie O_o, has anyone tried to glomp you in the blue furrie form? (notice i said Furrie, not furry :))

Unholy Bob Asks:
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Pop Asks:

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Garazoul says: Hey, unholy bob. Love the name.
First, never ever admit that you are working for someone called The Mime.
It sort of makes you sound like a pansy.
Now, as far as overthrowing him. Walk towards him and pretend to put a box over him. Mimes can't resist it. They'll pretend to be trapped in it. Get behind him and use a garotte...or a long range rifle if you aren't fond of splatter..but I am, so I like the garotte.
You know what? Just use the garotte. You can't mess up using a garotte. It goes around the neck and chokes until it dies.
Or if you're super strong, you rip his head off.
Best part, if you opt for option one, the suffocation, you can do it in front of a crowd and they will all thing he is acting.
brilliant, no?

Garazoul then says: Oh, and to the guy with the tootsie roll wand. What would happen to me if you bopped me with your wand-a-thon? I'd become a brainless corpse. Because all of the danger happens in my genius intellect. I mean, think about it. I escape from the abyss and despite losing my body to the rifts of space i manage to SURVIVE AND enter the fightsplosion competition.
I'm also dashingly handsome.

What would happen if you used that Lolliwand on me? Well nothing except you'd be missing a wand, Id have to eat it as fast as I could because....Well fuck its a lollipop, who could resist?

Tasha
Lollipop? Can't...resist...*glomps it*

Me: Oh great. Someone get the crowbar >_>

Great.After taking Garazoul's advice, turns out that "The Mime" can actually make invisable barriers. I should have gone with the garotte instead of the rifle. Now I'm out of a job.What now?

Pop
Augh! That is not for eating!

Garazoul
I told you to use the garotte. Why don't they listen to me Pug? Anyways, if you're really looking for work, I could hire you. The benefits are when the world becomes plunged into the abyss you get a great view and you don't become a slave to the demon lords...namely me.

...I like the perks. I'll join. I also have a subscription to Minons INC.,so I can mail-order monsters when needed.Oh. And I have a sword called the "MEAT CLEAVER".See?

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.....Bu-bu-but that's my job....Grrr CURSE YOU UNHOLY BOB! WE DO BATTLE NOW!

Fine. Be warned that over the centuries I may have lost my sense of mercy.HAVE AT THEE,COWARD!


-FWAM!BATTLE DENIED!-

Sorry,guys, but all battles MUST be done in an official FIGHTSPLOSION! Match...or in an underground fighting ring in the same vein as FS,only less legal,such as Miredo Inc.'s CLASHBATTLE.But not here...*cutcutcutcut*

Garazoul

Marty Marty marty...First of all, for resorting to violence. You get a raise.
And second...your place in this scheme is far more special. when this fightsplosion thing is over, we get to merge and with my penultimate power, we take over the world. Doo dah over there gets to be an enforcer.
So, it's definatly a win win situation.

In other words, Marty, you get to become a meat-puppet body.

Pop
Whew, I'm back. I pried my Lolliwand away from that little girl. Cute Kid, but she melted my boot...I liked that boot.

In other words, Marty, you get to become a meat-puppet body.


Thats it, Marty the friendly Hobo has left the building!


Mark my words Unholy Bob, if we fight...and eventually we will...I will make you regret the day you were born by slowly melting your flesh/armor (whichever one you have) with the acid spewing from every single one of my flys.

....and secruity emo....watch yourself, Im coming for you next....




But unholy bob....from now on, were rivals!

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Thats it, Marty the friendly Hobo has left the building!


Mark my words Unholy Bob, if we fight...and eventually we will...I will make you regret the day you were born by slowly melting your flesh/armor (whichever one you have) with the acid spewing from every single one of my flys.

....and secruity emo....watch yourself, Im coming for you next....




But unholy bob....from now on, were rivals!



As you wish,Ye Threadbare Vagabond. My blade shall strike swift and--nay, my blade shall cause thee a slow, painful death. Your life is mine for the taking.

:{{{{{

Tybalt
To Hamlet:I bite my thumb at thee.Thou art a disgrace to all who have ever raised a sword,even if thou didst slay that villain Montague.

Umm...that's not a question.