Kami
Well, umm, Im pretty happy I s'pose. Can I paint you blue with my finger paints?

That sounds awesome, say next tuesday?

Zoe
stuff

Eww, no, why woud I want to do that, you have cooties...and lycanthrope...which raises another question, do you have permenant hari from becoming a werewolf? because you soubl probably make a pretty quilt out of it.

Tantz Aerine
Zoe: that this is not an indirect way of asking me if I intend to strip myself naked by tearing off my clothes.

.....that sounds hot

Marty
-_- Pervert

What I say? wha? wha? wanna start somthing? you start it i'll end it!

Marty
Shut up retard,
anyway this question is for Zoe, How does one become a lycan?(Do i like, look for a werewolf to bite me or somthing?) Cause the thought of having sharp teeth and super hearing is making me think about becoming one.

Eww, no, why woud I want to do that, you have cooties...and lycanthrope...which raises another question, do you have permenant hari from becoming a werewolf? because you soubl probably make a pretty quilt out of it.

Zoe
To Duck Dude: You know, Duck dude, that lovely comment would normally earn you a crushed throat and a dented head... well, more than it currently is. But I suppose it's unfair to squish you before your actual FS opponent is allowed a chance to play skittles with your head. And the answer is: it's a lycanthropy virus. Not a lycanthropy gene. So no. I do get all the legendary rancour rather easily, though, serum shot or not. *suggestive grin*

To Marty: Your body fluids or blood should mix with that of an infected person. So you can either hope for a wolf to try and maul you or for one to try and bang you. Also, after infection and all the cool stuff you mentioned, you can expect your arteries to rupture and basically have your blood seep out of you until you die. Be my guest. *sarcastic smile*

Tantz Aerine
To Marty: Your body fluids or blood should mix with that of an infected person. So you can either hope for a wolf to try and maul you or for one to try and bang you. Also, after infection and all the cool stuff you mentioned, you can expect your arteries to rupture and basically have your blood seep out of you until you die. Be my guest. *sarcastic smile*

Great, now where might i find a Lycan to bang and/or get mauled by? (Seriously though, hate vampires, werewolves= more awesome)

Glarg

Tantz Aerine
To Marty: Your body fluids or blood should mix with that of an infected person. So you can either hope for a wolf to try and maul you or for one to try and bang you. Also, after infection and all the cool stuff you mentioned, you can expect your arteries to rupture and basically have your blood seep out of you until you die. Be my guest. *sarcastic smile*

Great, now where might i find a Lycan to bang and/or get mauled by? (Seriously though, hate vampires, werewolves= more awesome)

Zoe
*frowns* not in here, you won't... except for the mauling... perhaps... hm... nah.

(yes, I think they are vastly unexplored as a mythic figure, as opposed to vampires. I think both are quite cool ;) )

Marty
oh.....well is there like a needle with this syrum or somthing?.....nah I dont like needles, Hey you could maul me!

Marty you get mauled enough by pimps as it is.

Marty
Yeah but as a lycan i can beat the pimps AND vampires like they owe me money!

....you did hear about the arteries rupturing and have your blood pour out until you lie in your own blood.

Marty
What, its not like that hasnt happened to me before, Remember the angel dust?

But anyway here is my question, if we get to fight could you please maul me until i am......uh lying in my own blood?

and yes Garazoul I still havent forgotten about our little DEAL.

Zoe
To Marty: I don't maul on demand, and if I sense you're aiming for that, I'll just clonk you over the head.

To Hamlet: So do you enjoy classic literature?

Someone
To: Razz, Sleight, and what's his---Jim.
DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG!?

Jim
...Because I would want a hug from a creature such as yourself. -_- What is it with people and hugs anyway? What's the point?

BFH
To: Razz
Question: If we got into a hair war, who do you think would win?

To Razz: What's your favorite brand of alchohol?

Zoe
To Marty: I don't maul on demand, and if I sense you're aiming for that, I'll just clonk you over the head.

Me? Demand?
No, no, no, no, no,........yes.

im not so much as demanding, more like asking.

TO ALL: ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE ROFLMAO?1!/!/!?!/1!???/1

Atom Apple
TO ALL: ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE ROFLMAO?1!/!/!?!/1!???/1

Zoe
O.o What's with all the 1!/!/!?!/1!???/1 there?

To Marty: Yes you are. Asking for a rude reply! *shakes head* sheesh! Do you have such a death wish!? Because I am not going to spend nights up sleeplessly to prepare shots for yet another loony.

Me: Zoe dear, I think you are really taking this far too seriously.

To Razz: DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG!?

Razz: Touch me and die, freak show!

Zoe: How easy is it to maintain that hair do? Is it worth the trouble?

Razz: Well I guess it's not as "worth the trouble" as freak'n pigtails. All I need is oil, kool-aid, human blood, non-human blood or something sticky (first person to make a joke get stabbed in the eye!) Usually I just wake up off the floor and it stays that shape.

BFH: Question: If we got into a hair war, who do you think would win?

Razz: What did I wander into a F***'n beauty parlor? What's with all the hair questions? I'm more just hair ya know, I'm a Multi-fu**'n-faceted individual. I HAVE LAYERS!!! In a "hair war?" just what the hell is that? If it's anything like a head-butting contest I'd have you on the ground in three smacks. Of course my head's not on fire, except that one time when I fell asleep on the lamp, but I digress.

Marty: What's your favorite brand of alchohol?

Razz: I got me TWO favorites. Free and available.

PinkDiapers
Razz: Well I guess it's not as "worth the trouble" as freak'n pigtails. All I need is oil, kool-aid, human blood, non-human blood or something sticky (first person to make a joke get stabbed in the eye!) Usually I just wake up off the floor and it stays that shape.

Zoe
Really? So you can also use your hair and head as a potential alternative for chemical or biological warfare then?

Zoe
Really? So you can also use your hair and head as a potential alternative for chemical or biological warfare then?

Razz: There's a lot of college in your talk girly. There better not be an insult wrapped up in all those long words.

PinkDiapers
Razz: There's a lot of college in your talk girly. There better not be an insult wrapped up in all those long words.

Zoe
Girly? You call me girly? Aren't you like 16, at the 'rebel without a cause' stage? Plus when you use words like 'digress', you can't convince me of a limited vocabulary, girly. *cheeky grin*

(goodness, they'd make fun fight pages, both verbally and not, these two! hehehe)

To Razz: how many kicks does it take to get to the brain of a tootsie demon?



To Zoe: Whoops I did not know so many people aked you >_>, I'll just have to find someone else then, exuse my rudeness.


To Kami: Is there anyway i may be able to get mauled and/or banged by this werewolf friend of yours?

Glarg


To Zoe: Whoops I did not know so many people aked you >_>, I'll just have to find someone else then, exuse my rudeness.

Zoe
Well, that's really classy of you, Marty. If the request wasn't so deranged, I would think it over again.

To Kami: Is there anyway i may be able to get mauled and/or banged by this werewolf friend of yours?

Kami
oooo, kinky *teehee*
I'll have to check *his* schedule.

rrraaawwrrr *handswish* =D

but ummm, I dont think he swings that way.

o_o......i feel sullied and unusual.

Glarg
To Razz: how many kicks does it take to get to the brain of a tootsie demon?

Normally I'd kick your head in for asking such a dumb question, but considering the bizarre worlds I've been to I guess a Tootsie demon wouldn't be too weird. I'm guessing about seven or eight, those things are chewy damn it. Of course I never made it without biting, ask Mr. Owl.

To Jim:

Your not a ghost, we all know that, and your name IS NOT what's his face, we all know that (well some people probably don't) My question to you is.....why must people be cruel? T_T


To Garazoul: You know what, Im having a problem waiting, we might not even be able to fight, How about this, once I loose or once you loose you take off my head and take my acid spitting fly control powurz!!?

To Jim:

Your not a ghost, we all know that, and your name IS NOT what's his face, we all know that (well some people probably don't) My question to you is.....why must people be cruel? T_T

Jim
First off, I do not own a "not".
Now, to answer your question; I don't know. But, I do know this: As long as people are cruel to you, you have a perfectly good excuse to be cruel back.

To Jim:
To Garazoul: You know what, Im having a problem waiting, we might not even be able to fight, How about this, once I loose or once you loose you take off my head and take my acid spitting fly control powurz!!?

Garazoul
Lets just save some time and merge now. This way we're guaranteed rulership of this world and several layers of the abyss.
Have you seen the women of the abyss? Knockouts.
Really.

Garazoul
Lets just save some time and merge now. This way we're guaranteed rulership of this world and several layers of the abyss.
Have you seen the women of the abyss? Knockouts.
Really.

Im not that really interested in lust, But uh sure okay whever you wants good, so uh how do we do this?

Should I shield my eyes and send the kids away? This process sounds... Scandalous.

PinkDiapers
Should I shield my eyes and send the kids away? This process sounds... Scandalous.

Well there may be blood spewing everywhere, Aw what the fuck, let little johny-

Mother
Ehem, its Jefry

-Elizabeth See some blood, it may be good for his/her aging process to know what blood looks like out of a persons mutalated head....of course it wont be so much as blood and stuff spewing, just flys and maggots....Anywho so are we gonna do this or what!?

Lord Martinophoner Hobo the III
Im not that really interested in lust, But uh sure okay whever you wants good, so uh how do we do this?

Garazoul
Erm....Not interested in lust? Got brain damage boy? Maybe you're not human?
Hey, if you're not human, this just won't work out. It would be..well..creepy.

Anyways, it's just a matter of letting me slip onto your head.
And the rest will be history!

Garazoul
Erm....Not interested in lust? Got brain damage boy? Maybe you're not human?
Hey, if you're not human, this just won't work out. It would be..well..creepy.

Anyways, it's just a matter of letting me slip onto your head.
And the rest will be history!

Well im more like a mutaunt, radioactive explosion and all that but I USED to be human. I dont have brain damage!

Well lets get this over with. Your new body is going to have "URGES" later if you know what i mean,

and if you dont, then you dont want to know.

Glarg

Garazoul
Anyways, it's just a matter of letting me slip onto your head.

Zoe
Yeerch! *makes a face* That sounds disgusting.