What's happening now?

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Don't worry page 4 will explain everything...

Oh my god...who will tell Mrs. Stan and the little Stans at home?

Long Live Lovesplosion...

Also, Happy Thanksgivingsplosion.

I'm pretty sure lovesplosion is some kind of euphemism...splosion.

W/ Bocaj, who knows?

What just happened...?

Anyway, I still lol.

so does the world.

Amazing page Bocaj!
I may post our secret "alternate ending" script later.

Long live Secret Agent Stan!
Long live Team Meat!

You said "long" and "meat" in the same sentence.

...sorry for the immaturity.

rufus_edge
Amazing page Bocaj!
I may post our secret "alternate ending" script later.

That could be the reward for when the people vote us the victors.

Bribery is a cheap tool, Bocaj. Use expensive tools.

I Am The 1337 Master
You said "long" and "meat" in the same sentence.

I fail to see what you are implying here.

Probably Subway sandwiches or delis, since you often can have a variety of meat in your footlongs.

I'm hungry.

AQua_ng
Probably Subway sandwiches or delis, since you often can have a variety of meat in your footlongs.

I'm hungry.

Hungry for a meat footlong?

therealtj
Hungry for a meat footlong?

It was a stupidly immature joke that you will sit and look at for hours and then get and puke because you couldn't believe it came out of my mouth, well rufus_edges's. Another pun there once you get the joke. Long live high schoolers and their disgustingly and numerous perverted thoughts. :P

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Sorry for the disgusting time delay, MY SCANNER BROKE :D

Vote Team Meat*

*Officially endorsed by skoolmunkee.

Wow, not even the grave could hold Stan. Well folks, you know what this means: It's voting time! Send your votes on to HaiGuy by, let's say, Monday night (once my tests are done), and we'll reveal the winner!

The winner of this match goes on to the SUPER DUPER SPECIAL FINAL ROUND OF FIGHTSPLOSION 4, which will be both super AND duper. I guarantee!

The losing team gets an all-expenses-paid trip to scenic Hollywood, California, where there will be a welcoming party with a big "Ha ha!" sign.

I wonder whom I should meat for.
...I mean vote for.

Sure, Bocaj's final two pages were amazing, but what if there were an alternate reality where this happened?

1. A fat Elvis with white hair and wrinkles is standing in one of his fancy white jumpsuits.
Elvis: What's shakin', baby?

2. A close-up of Pancakes' face, eyes still dazed and mouth still drooling.

3. Back to Elvis.
Elvis: What's that Pancakes? You ask what I'm doing here? Well, on August 16, 1977, I finally ran out of things to put peanut butter on, so I hooked up a toaster from my toaster room to a TV from my TV room and created a portal into The Flintstones so I could put peanut butter on a dinosaur!

4. Close-up of Secret Agent Stan's confused face.

5. More Elvis.
Elvis: Good question, Stan. I knew I wouldn't be coming back, so I arranged for a look-alike to ride a flaming motorcycle into the Berlin Wall at 200mph while singing "Hound Dog," thus giving the illusion that I died the most awesome death possible.

6. Close-up of Derrik's confused face.

7. Even more Elvis.
Elvis: What's that, Derrik? He died sitting on the can?

8. Elvis slams his fist on whatever object is available.
Elvis: DAMN IT!

After that, the fist-slam and yelling wakes everyone up and they fight for the remainder of the two pages. Elvis joins in the fighting because he's so angry. Skoolmunkee also joins in.

Final panel: A longshot of the silhouettes of all the characters while a blazing meteor approaches from outer space.
Caption 1: And then - a meteor enters the atmosphere and begins heading towards the combatants at mind-boggling speed.
There's an inset panel with a close-up of an individual's face (presumably the Fightsplosion reader) with his mouth wide open and eyes bulging.
Sound effect: Boggle Boggle!
Caption 2: Only one team will survive! Which one will it be? You decide! Vote early! Vote often! Vote meat!

Ohjeez, I just noticed. DD is doing ANOTHER server move this weekend, so let's extend the voting deadline to Wednesday. But vote now! Right now! And hurry! Gogogo!

REMINDER EVERYONE! Sometime tomorrow I will announce the winner of this fight, so hurry up and send your votes in!

Well I have A result. Sorry I took so long, but...well I wanted to wait it out.


The winner of this fight is...





NOBODY! It was a tie! I feel very awkward announcing this, but yes, it was a tie with two votes for each team. Shame on all of you, barely anybody voted.

So how do we remedy this? Simple! We extend the voting deadline AGAIN to December 27th, two days after Christmas.

I expect more of you folks to vote. I'm not a happy HaiGuy when I don't get my votes...that's all I do around here, that's how I get payed. You don't want the little HaiKids to go hungry this holiday season, do you?

If you already voted on this match, you don't have to vote again! If you didn't vote, shame on you! You're bad and you should feel bad! Vote now, otherwise we'll have to do something unthinkable to the teams. Like a knife fight or a swimsuit competition...


VOTE VOTE VOTE, GO GO GO.

Just a reminder that tomorrow is the deadline for votes.

EDIT: Giving you all just a few more hours to vote. Come on guys, do it!

Okay then, this is it.

I do have a result.




Though I must say again, the voting turnout was small and everyone who didn't vote should feel ashamed of themselves.



Nevertheless, I can proclaim one team as the winning one.









Because this one team got more votes than the other.














Not by much though. So that's a testament to how great both teams were in this round.

















So that winning team....





















The team who won......



















The team I will now declare as the winner, is....





















Hang on, this envelope is...kinda stuck. What the heck, is it glued closed with cement?




















Okay, I got it.




















THE WINNING TEAM IS.....













TEAM MEAT! That's right, Pancakes and Secret Agent Stan are the winners of this fight, and they'll now be going on to the FIGHTSPLOSION FOUR FINAL ROUND!! Congratulations to Team Meat on their victory!

Well we'll win it next time, right Rufus?

Whoo?

Finally, it ends! Now we can get to the finals! =^_^=

Sorry, Designated Drinkers. I was gonna vote for you but I didn't have much time...

Congratulations, Team Meat. We of Team Oops! Not hope to have a good match with you and DCMC. (If people are still alive, anyway. Hahaha!)

Are you guys gonna do a victory page? Cause I can start the final match anytime.

We aren't doing a victory page; skoolmunkee already handled the celebration with all of the wild dancing, shouting, and fist-pumping that she did when she saw we won.

Right then, soon I will start the final round. It could be in the middle of the night, and it could be when you least expect it....

Or whenever is good for the three teams, it's their fight.