Like the other one but lines exclusively from webcomics.

Why? hell why not. Also just to see how much these things stay with people.

"Thankyou Burt Reynolds. I'm a changed man! I swears it upon thy fiery mustache!"

From Deathporn, actually there are a number from deathporn but that one was on my mind.

Over to you.

Oooh, I started a thread like this a couple of years ago over in my own comic's forum. I'm not sure all these comics are still on DD but, anyway, this is the post I made (complete with examples!) way back then.

DAJB
You know what it's like - sometimes you're casually browsing all the comics online at DD and suddenly a line strikes a real chord with you. Or maybe it just hits your funny bone. It may or may not come from a great comic. You may not even know why you like it so much, but something about the line itself is just so cool, you know you simply must remember it ...

Except, of course, you don't - a day later, it's forgotten! Anyway, I thought I'd try to remember a few of my favourites by recording them here, as and when I find them. Click on a quote to see it in context (it's better that way!)

Stalin has a tee shirt.
Acrobat

I thought her name was Captain!
I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space

I don't even count 'em whem I claim 'em, you know.
Melody and Macabre

I think it probably started as a Beetle.
Signifikat

Screw addition, man ... Our problems are multiplying.
Incursion

Beer ain't drinkin'.
Templar, Arizona

Should he be ticking ...?
Heroes Unite

I'm getting the spear.
Brat-halla

Bring me twenty bottles of whatever the blonde women are drinking!
Off Hours

Nice try, but you're not a girl.
Ninja Shizatch

Funny. My memory seemed a lot clearer before I jumped off that bridge.
The Many Misfortunes of Lady Luck

Life was so much easier before the zombies.
JenX

From the last page of New America:
"Is it a rich kid thing to hate your family?"

http://www.drunkduck.com/New_America/

Apparently the: 'I'm always naked without my hat' line, is a fan favourite from Wyrden. However I have to say that from Shades...there are so many awesome lines...this exchange though always sits in my head.

Stan: Oh, Er - Right Ellie. I almost didn't recognise you!

Ellie: What? With my clothes on, you mean?

Stan: HA! You never change! No, I meant your hair! I like it.

DAJB always writes excellent dialogue: Shades - Epilogue - Page 03

That reminds me of another.

Also from shades. putting it into context it needs

Despite what they tell the tourists London doesn't have a history. It has a past.

Just to be that guy:

"Bitch be trippin' balls."

My most favorite is from Triple Torture (A drunk duck comic that's not updated since september)
"Holy shit, it's a mother fucking Pegasus!"

This isn't on DD, but most of my favorite webcomic lines come from El Goonish Shive. It's hard to choose any one of them, since I like different ones depending on my mood, so here are some of the best (I'm doing these from memory so they may not be exact):

"Die by the shells of your fallen comerades you $#@!ing turtles!" -Grace

"&@$# logic. I'm a female bisexual duplicate of Elliot and I'm fighting a blob of goop. Logic has nothing to do with this!" -Ellen

"Somebody needs to ake a damn cell phone you can slam." -Justin

"of course I'm a pervert!" -Tedd

"It's hard to be badass when you're a fairy." -Nanase.

Awesome pickup line from Misadventures of Classic Mega Man : "Hey baby, can I tongue punch your fart box?"

That one might need some polishing before I try it out in real life...