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Hello to all of you,

I am a huge fan of your site and constantly visit here but this will be my first time emailing you about something. I love geek movies because there is nothing better than a well made geek movie. Well after watching the 95-100 minutes (excluding credits) of the movie i say this movie was solid. Ya you heard that right. I simply love the anime but I was very very nervous about it being made by fox. After all the studio has been making nothing but **** lately. Another reason why I was worried about this movie is that the director is James Wong who made final destination 1 & 3 and The one starring Jet Li. What I watched had unfinished sfx and with no scoring done yet. Also... they will be adding one or two scenes which will be shot sometime end of october.

Now let me list the positives of this movie

1) Action - I wasn't expecting the action scenes to be as awesome as they were. Simply put the best thing about this movie. The last action scene of Goku vs. Picollo are simply amazing and when picollo takes out his huge ****ing ass sword with weird rectangle shape tablet attached it at the tip of sword and slamming it on goku was ****ing awesome. Lot of blowing **** up, super cool flying scenes, awesome ki blasts. This fight scene was around 13-15 minutes long. There are other small action scenes that are fun and entertaining with slo mo but nowhere as good as the picollo vs. goku scene.

2) James Marsters as Picollo was awesome. He was perfect as picollo. Very mean and a villain that makes you say **** ya kick all their asses. Oh and Picollo transforms into a light greenish color picollo towards the end of the movie.

3) Justin Chatwin as Goku. This guy surprised me a lot. I really didn't like him when they casted him as goku but he did a damn good job in the acting department and he nailed the KAMEHAMEHA line.

4) Oozaru - the giant monkey is in the movie. Goku turns into a 8-9 feet tall giant baboon when he looks at the moon. It was awesome looking though a bit CGI. Maybe they will fix it later.

5) Emmy Rossum as Bulma- She was really really good in this role. I liked how she never acted like a wimpy girl and eventhough she knows she can't win against the evil forces yet she kicks ass. A strong female role I will say.

6) Fullum Assasins - I thought adding these monsters were bad idea but they were pretty damn cool and there was an enitre scene where Goku and his friends fight these monsters and that fight scene was pretty damn good.

7) Joon Park as Yamcha was pretty cool. His acting was spot on like the character and they showed some cool fighting techniques of his. The fight scene between him and goku was good.

Negatives

1) Story - Dragonball fans will be dissapointed with some of the changes they have made with stories and characters etc. Krillin isn't in the movie, Tien isn't in the movie too. High school setting for the first 22-23 minutes was so not needed but ah well typical hollywood garbage of adding bull**** like that.

2) Jamie Chung as Chi Chi - Ya this was another casting i didn't like and my worst fears came true. Her acting is as bad as Jessica Alba's in F4 movies but thankfully her screentime isn't that big. I really wished they could have tried harded to find someone else. I hope for sequel she can improve if there is one of course.

3) Chow Yun Fat as Master Roshi - I was dissapointed with this. I wanted the ****ing perverted roshi who ****ing grabs breasts and asses like in the anime but alas all of that is ****ing gone. Also he acted like Mr. Kesuke Miyagi. You know what I mean. The lines he spoke were fine but I felt he was uncomfortable in the movie. Very dissapointed.

4) Shenron the dragon - Ah another huge dissapointment. This is like sentinel in X3 all over again. **** **** **** you fox. So ya they get all the dragonballs and the dragon appears but the dragon is hiding behind ****ing clouds and you only see his shadow. The voice of the dragon was provided by none other than Christopher Sabat who provided the voice for the dragon in the american version of the anime. When the dragon spoke it was chilling but damnit it was hiding behind clouds. One can hope they will fix this but chances of that are very slim.

5) Eriko Tamura as Mai was underused character and frankly speaking if that is what their intention was to underuse her then they might as well have not added this character and just added more picollo. Her moments were cool and she basically was there to show her nice boobies but ya she was kinda wasted.

Overall, I would give the movie a 6.5/10 simply because i was expecting disaster but it turned out better. The positives I mentioned coupled with some cool funny goku moments like eating a massive turkey etc. were hilarious. If only Master Roshi was perverted and Shenron was visible I would have given this 9 but ah well they messed up there. Hopefully they will fix shenron as they still have 5 months to movie's release but if not then well **** you to fox and james wong. But in all seriousness I am glad it aint the disaster I thought it would be. Hopefully you guys will post this. Thank You.

Call me DON

The fact that he swore a lot and used the word 'boobies' leads me to believe that this is somehow a 13 year old. :D

Someone who writes like that would never get invited to an early screening of anything. That stuff is usually reserved for people of the press, not 12 year olds.

I think that sounds like exactly the sort of person who should be invited to review movies like DBZ.

subcultured

LMFAO!!!!!!!!


but actually, i could care less about the db movie because i found something far more interesting...

Speaking of Dragonball , Toriyama has been kicking ass on the designs for the new massive multiplayer game.I like how you can go back in time to play some of the memorable moments of the storyline.



Love me some Toriyama.

OVER 9000!




The Live action movie still looks kinda meh. Going to wait for DVD to check that one out

But I think it's safe to say that the movie, no matter how bad.. Will make...
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dollars........
Couldn't resist.

I still can't believe they made a movie out of it...
I mean, it was popular. But so very, very shit.

I'd rather see a live action movie of Pokemon or Digimon. At least they were actually good.

Or a movie of the original Dragon Ball. That was great!

---Strange note: I had Digimon in my browser spell checker but not Pokemon. How bizarre.

This movie will be so awesomely bad. I will be there on the first day! It'll be like watching a trainwreck times a powerlevel of 9,000!

Couldn't be worse than the live-action Chinese movie they did in 1989.

jalford
Couldn't be worse than the live-action Chinese movie they did in 1989.

That looks awesome :)

ozoneocean
Or a movie of the original Dragon Ball. That was great!

---Strange note: I had Digimon in my browser spell checker but not Pokemon. How bizarre.

uhm....This movie IS of the original dragonball, as far as i know. there wont be any vegeta or any of that stuff.

NickGuy

ozoneocean
Or a movie of the original Dragon Ball. That was great!

---Strange note: I had Digimon in my browser spell checker but not Pokemon. How bizarre.

uhm....This movie IS of the original dragonball, as far as i know. there wont be any vegeta or any of that stuff.

Yeah, that's why it doesn't have the Z in it, and why Piccalo is a super bad guy, instead of the 'Good Guy, bad guy, I really don't know anymore' kinda guy. He's pure, albino, evil.
But if they still work in an 'OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND' mention in there, I will love it, no matter how the rest of the movie is.