I've got one!

It's not exactly from ne tho. I'll link it.

http://mmhp.net/Commentaries/Musing16.html [mmhp.net]

The elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall.

There is nothing more annoying than the guards that come after you if you hit sombody in town. You hear the word HALT! being yelled hundreds of times til either one of three things happen, You die,You kill all the guards,You Get out of town. I know thats a little more old school But thats the nly one i can honestly think of.

Ultimate Spider-Man:

"It's the amazing jumping boy!
The outstanding leaping lad!
It's the incredible talking-to-myself guy!"

"Hey, where'd ya get the cool suit?
...And by 'cool', I mean bulky and overdone.
Hey, don't take it personally, as you can tell by my uniform, I'm sort of a costume design snob."
*Beetle throws a grenade at Spiderman and flies off*
"OK! FINE! It's a nice suit! jeez..."


Also, Medievil: Ressurection:

"Greetings, stranger, I am Death. It is I who eases the passage of souls on their final journey. The hours are Hell, but I wanted a job working with people."

Plus, all the level intros in that game are just great...

"Dan's Crypt: The best place to go if you're looking for a dead Dan."
"Return to the Graveyard: We went there earlier. If you have reasonable short term memory, you might remember it."
"The Pools of the Ancient Dead: You didn't know the ancient dead played pool, did you? Haha, everyone needs a hobby, you know."

"Yo Momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning"

-Some guy from Albert Oddysey

Some 12 year old called someone else a "FAGGIT NOOB" on GunZ. It times like those that makes me feel blessed for having an IQ over 60.

ff12 when you fight gilgamesh on the bridge and he falls off when he trys to fly in for a cool entrance... i love the way he screems

Well, pretty much everything said by Fawful in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga is funny, but one thing in perticular sticks out in my mind:

"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"

XDDDDD

here are a few that i think is just weird in Devil may cry
1- Trish at the end of the last boss - "I think we have a winner!" before Dante says "JACKPOT!"

2- Dante when you fight Mundus for the first time - "are you going to keep on Zapping?!" I think that what Dante says

More Medievil Ressurection Quotes:

"The Hilltop Mausoleum: Think of it as a sort of petshop, but with less fragrant purchases."
"Pumpkin Gorge: Not George, Gorge. Pumpkin George hasn't been around these parts for years."
"Zarok's Lair: ....oooooh... Scary."
"The Hall of Heroes--Oh not you again, haven't you got a crypt to go to?"
"The Asylum: Here be fire breathing monsters, headless ghouls, and-- oh, wait, that's somewhere else. This is the place with all the mad people in it."

I was foolish and played Oblivion for a while without the saddlebag mod for my horse...meaning that I couldn't store items in it. So when I went scope out this lovely little cult, they stripped me of all my stuff when I told them I wanted to "become an initiate." Well, when I ended up stealing something form them, they all come after me. This is all according to the storyline, but it's HARD. I can make it outside alright, but I still don't have any of my loot. I could just leave it be and get new stuff, but there were some magic items that I really missed. So I go inside and, one by one, I lure cultists out to kill them.

There's a lake below the cave where they hold their rituals, so I cast water walking and go out to the middle. Now sometimes they'll follow me and, still swimming, drag me under.

Other times we engage in the longest face off ever. It's like if two cowboys are having a duel, and just keep STARING at each other- him from the bank and me from the lake. See the thing is, cowboys don't have to let their magic recharge. I'm trying to bleed him for his mana so I can get a good fireball in.

But there was this one guy who just would not go down. I was giving up hope, sitting there and watching him give me the hairy eye when, suddenly, a freakin' wolf leaps out of the bushes and starts mauling him.

He runs back and forth comically on the banks of the lake with the wolf chasing him before finally falling down face first in a little sploot of red. And then the wolf turns to me, and he growls. And I give him a face full of fire and loot the corpses.

Now that's what I call an AI. =D

In Fable when you have do your wife(It does'nt show it it just gives sounds) she says stuff and one of tham was "your so norty" I think it was an accent.