just a funny humorous thing about the werid yet dumb things you found in video games.

it can be npcs or the characters you play as.

I was just playing morrowwind recently... and I was just walking alongside this lava river. and guess what was on the other side? an random npc person. he saw me, and was like "now you die!!" but he didn't have arrows or spells.... so he had no long-ranged weapons.
so guess what he does? HE RUNS INTO THE LAVA RIVER TRYING TO GET TO ME. guess what happened? yes, he died.
I just kinda stood there blinking, and then brust out laughing. then went on my way.

Heh, nothing beats like firing an Uzi at car next to you at the drawbridge while the bridge is up and they drive right off the edge.

And cops driving right into the water when you're in a boat.

I think basically anything dramatic Dante said in the original Devil May Cry was really, really stupid.

Inkmonkey
I think basically anything dramatic Dante said in the original Devil May Cry was really, really stupid.

Yet he was still cooler than all of us. :o

Soul Calibur III. Yoshimtsu

Yoshimtsu
Iza iza iza iza iza iza iza iza!

Dirk Zephyrs
"Seen any elves? Hahahahaha" I just feel like bashing their faces in when I hear that...

yeah i know what you mean! that's the lamest taunt that I've ever heard from morrowind npcs... espeically when they're Dummer, as in DARK ELVES.

I'd be like "yeah... you." in my head, while rolling my eyes. :roll:

I think it's dumb and funny how in an RPG you can walk into a guy's house and he's just standing a table and when you talk to him he says, "Wellbrook was founded by Dwarves from the middle kindgom. Most of them died in the war of the mages".

Um, did I ask you about Wellbrook? No, I just came into your house to search your fireplace and cabinets, and when I searched you, you suddenly said that.

*cough*

Yours may be classic, but mine has more sexy.

I found that scene in Breath of Fire IV soo amusing. it was like, so indecently funny.

damnit, now I wish I'd actually bothered to get far enough in BoF to have seen that earlier.

All the subtle humor in Hitman series.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Rose and Jack in Metal Gear Solid 2 were both pretty dumb. I kept expecting her to tell him that she was pregnant. I hated them both. *shakes fist*

skoolmunkee
Rose and Jack in Metal Gear Solid 2 were both pretty dumb. I kept expecting her to tell him that she was pregnant. I hated them both. *shakes fist*

Yeah, but that part in Snake Tales.

I shall unleash my ultimate weapon! Jack and Rose!

anything uttered by sonic in any game he was even mentioned in.
Seriously, Sega, you can do better, I think it's time you saw other people.

Those midgets from Warcraft 3 (race is irrelevant; they were all tiny). If you bother them long enough, they start telling you things like, "Why don't you lead an army instead of poking me?"

omg!! pervert alert in Morrowwind III !

if you join house halauu or whatever the heck they call it, and you finally have the need to go to cassisus curio to get promoted, here's what he says if your main character is a woman:

"MMm, you look pretty cute. let's say if you want to get promoted, you gonna get off your clothes for me. come on, don't be shy my little dumpling.. do it for uncle curio, hmm?"

I have to say, I was stunned by that... I was this close to slaying him for being such a pevert. but then my thirst for becoming the most imporant person in morrowwind by taking over all the main guilds that I joined as the main master stopped me. I wanted to take over morrowwind, and sometimes you can't do it without giving up a little bit of dignity. so I took off my clothes, and he promoted me.

Also, don't ever take guars as pets.. they're dumb as fuck. I accepted an guar named corky from some npc, and it followed me into vivec where I needed to do some business. had diffculity keeping up with me, and when I used the transport system via viec by the canal boats, the guar ended up falling into the water. there was an ramp though, so it could had just swam out of the water and followed me up to land easily enough. I kept on trying to get him to follow me, but he was just floating around in the water (who knew they could live underwater?).... and there was this one guard who kept on watching me do this without saying anything... I think deep down he was laughing his ass off at me. -__-;;

From Goonies 2 (NES):


From Zelda (NES):


From Megaman Zero (GBA)


One of these is a fake. Can you spot it? :P

just about any text in a korean made game would go in this thread, reasonable quality translation? Pfft who needs that?

LizardBite
Once in Morrowind, I walked past this elf and he turned to and said:

"I have a feeling that you and I are about to get pretty close..."

I was all "woah. That was the most uncalled for thing anyone ever told me."

And then I glitched my stats up so much that I could do whatever I wanted. everyone was so nice to me, even if I threatened to kill them.

lol. I was shopping at this one female shop npc, and she said to me: "Are you an thief? because I think you just stole my heart." and my character was an female.

I was like "surpising. I didn't peg you as that type who would go that way."

http://www.revivaleyes.com/spmovies/liukang.htm
http://www.revivaleyes.com/spmovies/raiden.htm
just a few for ya.... found'em.... there pretty funny.

XD My cousins were playing a Star Wars game; he was Samuel L. Jackson and she was Darth Vader.

Samuel L. Jackson opens with his "I will defeat you with the force" and my couin adds "bitch". The second the fight starts, Vader zaps half of his health off with lightening. XD RIOT.

I find Super Smash Brothers Melee to have hilarious tid bits. Especially Captian Falco when he gets super sized with a mushroom. XD Peach too, 'cause she sounds so hermaphrodidic.

UHM. Funny in-character dialouge comes from Resident Evil when Barry goes "What is that?" The way he sez it ish funneh.

Tater Salad
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

It's funny because it suggests he knows how cows fight.

The Milkman (from Psychonauts):

"I am the Milkman. My Milk is delicious."

most things CJ says in gta sa are quite funny.

Not on my watch, Monsuier Napolean Bonerhard!

During thanksgiving, I was using my bro's Laptop and stuff, and I tried out Everquest II on his laptop. I created this new character on his account, an Fairy...

and I was killing off those goblins to level up. Man! they had the LAMEST insults that I had ever heard...

"I grow bigger than you!"
"Hehehe, I squash annoying bug."
"You make my nose itch.."

oh yeah, really good insults there, goblins. *rolls eyes* I could think of worse insults to call a fairy...

Kingdom Hearts 2

Sephiroth fight
"Show me your strength!"
*a second later*
"That's enough!"

Final Fantasy VII
Cloud: "Let's mosey!"

Cloud crossdressing. 'Nuff said.

Can't think of anything else.

Only one horrifically annoying thing comes to mind when we think of Game Characters sayings.

Dance
Water
Dance!

-Demnyx, Kingdom Hearts 2