(I snipped ellipsis and their/there/they're discussion
to this I had already commented...TheMidge28
There are people already on here that make fun if you misspell or act like a retard.
Admitting that people make fun of you doesn't change the fact that you should learn basic grammar. Just because the majority of the internet is AOL/text speak pre-pubescent 13 year olds doesn't mean you have to talk like them. LOL AM I RITE?
Its like making fun of my daughter...dude...don't even go there.
And yet, you go on to say:
I guess dad didn't give you enough hugs. :)
So it's okay for you to talk about my family? Fuck along now.
Let's talk about Penis (there's something I didn't think I'd say.) All quotes from Marine.
I already used eye rape in penis, which is called "pink-eye fetish" by the way, a long time ago in penis. At least a year or two ago. Basicly guys hold open an eye while they shoot their load into it.
Well, shit! That's real edgy of you. I'll bet there was even a punchline. What's that? The punchline was just the jizzing into the eye? Oh, that's not a joke, that's just Rule 34.
In penis, you won't have to worry about character development, missing out on important story elements and being completely lost,
I think you mean this to be a good thing. Are you an idiot? Look at the best drama/comedies in history...I'm not even going to bother naming a few, because if you can't think of some that are objectively classics, there's no hope there. You would be COMPLETELY lost if you came in the middle of it. At best, you're going to be a sitcom, but since you don't have characters that have even the slightest modicum of depth, it's impossible for them to illicit laughter.
I'm an active community member (some argue the most popular/hated) and if nothing else I spark conversations.
Lots of people spark conversation, it's what sort of conversation that gets sparked that matters. Paris Hilton sparks a lot of conversations, but no one (intelligent) cares. You're like that, only without a cute puppy.
"Say you know marine right?" *rolls eyes* "Yeah, I know him. He's not very funny at all." *laughs* Thats the joke right there, isn't it?
The problem comes into focus. I'm starting to think you literally don't know what a "joke" is. You also are mishearing that conversation. "He's not very funny at all" is followed by "agreed" followed by you being an idiot. While you may not be involved in the conversation, I'm just assuming you're always an idiot.
You can ignore me if you wanted to.
The last refuge of the "unappreciated artist." You posted in here, and I could ignore you, but your blight on the internet should not be allowed to continue.
I'd rip on you guys, but I already do penis. Thats more than enough.
You contribute nothing to webcomics, and nothing to substantial dialog in here. Delete your comic, self-ban your account, and probably burn your computer. I'm not convinced that your continued existence on the internet is worth it.
I dunno, maybe he is just a giant troll. But if he is, he sucks at it. Meta-funny comics have been done before, and this isn't one of them. It's just a festering pile of garbage that, at best, thinks that it's being meta-contextual and failing miserably. At worst, Marine actually thinks the tripe he's pushing has some value, in which case...I dunno, we should figure out how to make sure he can't infect the gene pool with his unfunny gene. (Note the proper use of ellipsis!)