Ok, since I've had little response to this I decided to announce it. This summer, instead of job hunting, I'm going to take sprite requests for a little fee paid via paypal. All the funds I get will go to paying for my college tuition next year. However, since some people think my prices were outragous, I decided that I'd give out a daily question until the 28th of May; if you answered the question right, you get a set of points that are worth 50 cents in credits which are automatically deducted from your price (I'll even do it free if you have enough points). For more details on the actual sprite request info check CJ's comic forum. This is all due to lack of partisipation in it.

You... you were serious?! Honestly, who would pay to make a sprite request?!

These will make the other's look like cheap knock offs. And the prices are very reasonable for what I'm going to give you. Plus I'll make anything you want, no questions asked. I mean I'll even do a portrait for you, and this stuff will be exclusive to you only (I can use them due to artist protection laws, yeah they apply to sprites and computer art), and I promise that the sprites will be one of a kind (the majority will be done pixel by pixel). Just for emphasice, I will make anything without question and I promise they will be exclusive and (most of them will be) custom made for you only. And this gets me out a summer job so I will do this for awhile. And if you're doubting my skill, make a request-they're free right now and I will do my best; just request anything, I don't care.

Whatever Coveinants offering I could do ten times better and for free...

Even if theyre free now, and you will 'price' them later, you can't HONESTLY charge people for sprites. And I've seen your comics, your sprites are nothing special...

Did I mention how idiotic it is to CHARGE for sprite commisions? Because it is. Maybe if you drew something with skill sure, but everyone who takes time and care can plac pixals and make a decent sprite.

One, you've only seen my recolors. Two, pixel by pixel is harder than you think (I've done 5 projects with pixel by pixel, so I know what it's like). Three, this won't be the low grade stuff you find here on the net, I'm making them mostly from scratch. Four, you want proof you can't do it better, commision me. I'm not afraid of you idiots, and I am ready to stand against you (not so easy to break a person's soul when the person you're facing has 3, is it Liaoriao?) and fight for my honor and abilities. And, as I've stated 20 times, I'm only charging so I can earn some money and pay for my college tuition.

...MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO GET SELF BANNED. AGAIN.

One: True I have. they suck.

Two: Uhm, with time and patience it isn't that hard...

Three: Im pretty sure theres a guide in the tutorial section of DD for 'how to make a custom sprite'. I just want to make a point clear: Even if you do make brilliant sprites, the problem is anyone else who can take the time and effort on sprites can do the same as you. Its not an amazing ability to be able to make sprites as everyone can, even if you claim your sprites are better than this 'low grade' stuff on the internet.

Four: I'd honestly make any sprites I need myself then pay for them. Even if you say you are not charging now, I'm pretty sure I'm better off making any sprites myself. Don't turn this into a fight, honour, etc, etc,abilities, three souls... Please grow up. You are clearly older than me as you are applying for college tutition where as I have just started my O Levels. I think you would earn a bundle more money going out and finding a job then charging people for sprite commisions.

OK, if you're doing them for free, do a zombie elephant with wings.

Also, it has to be on fire.

Coveinant
Four, you want proof you can't do it better, commision me.

Let me consider this a trial run then, if the sprites I ask for meet my standards then I'll take back everything I said. Being able to take a comission means you must be able create from a desription of what I want, so lets go:

I want a sprite sheet of a total of twenty-thirty poses. The sheet must be of L Lawliet from the anime Death Note. The sheet must include three running sprites, three walking, one standing, one sitting, and one laying down. I also require sprites of L doing his spinning Capoeira kick from the second Death Note intro, Google it. I need a sprite of the kick L used on Light. Sprites of L holding the Death Note and sprites of L chained together with Light Yagami. Of possible, sprites of L eating cake :3. Do them whatever style you want, as long as you don't rip of Shounen JUMP Superstars its fine. Use Google for reference pictures.

Well it's funny you should mention this because I totally need a new sprite for my Aladdin comic. Now, the character is essentially a coyote, however he has a very large brain that sticks out of his head which he covers up with a rainbow afro. Also he wears a green and white checkered sweater vest and has glasses. He has baggy pants with chains.

These are the what I'll be needing:

*Standing

*Walking

*Running

*Punching

*Punching but in a different way

*Kicking

*Blocking

*Eating

*Drinking alcohol

*Using a computer

*Juggling on a unicycle

*Transforming into the Hulk

*Creating a paper mache three dimensional recreation of the Mona Lisa

*Doing the Peanut Butter Jelly Dance in the banana suit thing that Family Guy totally made up because they're sooo random

*Shooting a fire/ice ball

*Sitting

*Sitting with his legs crossed

*Sitting on himself

*And finally he needs to be talking on a Sesame Street toy phone with Ernie directly on the side of it

See, this /\ is what happens when you don't give samples of work you want to charge for.

Also, I want Robot Chuck Norris to be riding this elephant.
Of course, he has a flamethrower, thus the reason he, and the elephant are on fire.

I want your mom. In various positions. I'll pay when I see them.

Ok this is one of Giovanni's customs (I'll get to work on Liaoriao first and then I'll do atom apple's requsts, quick note on those what bit ratios do you want those in?). He wanted me to do Phantom in a hyper mode . However this was too small so I had to resize them , both of the sheets were done using the base picture and a phantom sprite for the colors. Now these are just samples of the 8 prodjects I've done for him. And Liao on the getting a job, I don't have my license yet (I've gotten close but fate keeps throwing curveballs at me) and the only jobs I could get that are in walking distance are all resturants and I don't have the patience to deal with people who arn't at my intellegence level (I hate to repeat myself); plus small town resturants=low pay.

I want them to be as big as your ego please. I realize that's huge but I have confidence in your amazing powers.

Coveinant
He wanted me to do Phantom in a hyper mode . However this was too small so I had to resize them , both of the sheets were done using the base picture and a phantom sprite for the colors.

By the way, I'd just like to point out that that's perfectly legal because if I stated the obvious fact that it's blatant copyright infringement I'd be risking a ban.

Coveinant
I don't have the patience to deal with people who arn't at my intellegence level (I hate to repeat myself).

Hey I'm writing a sitcom about this total fuckwit who's ego is the size of the titanic, and I need some inspiration. Can you say something again?
Remember, this is a legit sitcom for Fox Networks, so it has to be authentic. Reach deep inside and pull out some jewels, will you?

So like, you're not doing my sprites?...

Also,

Coveinant
I don't have the patience to deal with people who arn't at my intellegence level

I lolled.

Yeah, and what about mine?

Rutger
Yeah, and what about mine?

We arnt as intelllligunt as hem so we carnt get owr sprits.

Very well then, if you won't make robot Chuck Norris' trusty pet elephant, make a sprite of robot Chuck Norris on his own.
I want him doing all the poses Atom wants.

Also, I want a sprite of robot Chuck Norris doing his robot round house robot kick.

Robot please?

Okay, if you truely want to test your skill.
I want a few spries of my character Ryu.
He's the one in my avatar.

GO!

GO GO GO!

I'm locking this because all of you are idiots.

All of you.