Oh, Mighty Skoolmunkee, I humbly request with all my... my...
ah screw it. Can I be Commander of the Divine Legions?
Yes because that song makes everything better.
Commander of the Divine Legions
- 5 Favors
- can command legions, when we've got some
- Personal drummerboy
- ability to create new and interesting forms of torture and use them on other people
- 2 cat-catapults with unlimited cat-shot
- Spray can of athlete's foot
- Shiny, shiny armor
OK guys here are what some of you have been granted!
Pit face your charter jet is waiting
Gullas wanted frostinnnnnnng
DarkPascual's superpowers and outfit
Here you go DouglasKeech :] At the bottom there is a prize!
MagickLorelai according to my research (which may be flawed, I have a poor understanding of human relationships) this is the perfect man for you, you may have him if you like
Hmmmmmmm Harkovast does need a role! How about Witchsmeller?
- 4 favors (5 if you clean up your hair)
- Ability to smell witches, especially those with cats, and can also smell rotten eggs
- the right to instigate certain very fair tests of witchdom
- Ability to make wild statements without need of proof or reason
- Can speak with animals
- An infinite supply of torches, pitchforks, and boards with nails in
- weakness to fire
edit: fixed wonky bbcode