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Eunice P at 10:42PM, Oct. 17, 2007
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Browsing the national library leads you to find lots of funny and scary things. This is amongst the funniest and scariest. Long live the fine line between educational and downright creepy.

Here are some shots of the book.

What ever happened to "Enid Blyton books"?


















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Otamie at 12:11AM, Oct. 18, 2007
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SarahN at 12:25AM, Oct. 18, 2007
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...so were these events "learned from experience"? O_o

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Priest_Revan at 12:55AM, Oct. 18, 2007
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Oh dear God.
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But seriously, what kind of crap is that?
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therealtj at 8:18AM, Oct. 18, 2007
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Oh my... Please tell me this is one of those "poking fun at kiddie books" books, and not actually meant for kids.

"The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable."
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subcultured at 9:00AM, Oct. 18, 2007
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hmm...
i understand that might scar those that never was abused, but that could potentially help those that was. abuse at an early age can manifest as a mental illness or suicide at a later age.

so there might be an actual use for that type of book IMO
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Priest_Revan at 9:39AM, Oct. 18, 2007
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Oh my... Please tell me this is one of those "poking fun at kiddie books" books, and not actually meant for kids.


It's probably meant for kids... to make them understand themselves better and how to figure out the "disease" that they have inside them.
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 12:22PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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strangest thing I ever did see.

"It felt strange, scary, and a little bit good, too"

ROFL.
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Priest_Revan at 12:49PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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strangest thing I ever did see.

"It felt strange, scary, and a little bit good, too"

ROFL.


I wont lie... I giggled at that part.
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okamimako at 2:17PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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My god. I work at a library and it's a bit terrifying to think of something like that hidden among all the picture books.
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therealtj at 2:17PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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strangest thing I ever did see.

"It felt strange, scary, and a little bit good, too"

ROFL.


I wont lie... I giggled at that part.


Too be honest... I laughed at page 9...

"The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable."
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Priest_Revan at 2:33PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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strangest thing I ever did see.

"It felt strange, scary, and a little bit good, too"

ROFL.


I wont lie... I giggled at that part.


Too be honest... I laughed at page 9...


AHAHAHA!!!
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Dan at 2:41PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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Dragonizer at 2:46PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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I... don't even know what to say.
I feel sorry for the kids who pick up THAT book. o.o;
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 2:49PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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I... don't even know what to say.
I feel sorry for the kids who pick up THAT book. o.o;


as Piff in my comic would say, "It's like Lord Voldemort!"

...don't read it. seriously.
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darkeyedneko at 3:34PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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wow....that is a creepy book. @_@
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genstru at 4:41PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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Its a little creepy but interesting.


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Miss Annoying at 5:00PM, Oct. 18, 2007
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hmm...
i understand that might scar those that never was abused, but that could potentially help those that was. abuse at an early age can manifest as a mental illness or suicide at a later age.

so there might be an actual use for that type of book IMO


I agree with this but i also think its kinda creepy...
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Otamie at 11:32AM, Oct. 19, 2007
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has nobody noticed that it looks like its indirectly "suggesting" that being gay is wrong? its like its saying "gay people aren't realy gay, they just missed there dad's love" D8
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okamimako at 4:08PM, Oct. 19, 2007
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has nobody noticed that it looks like its indirectly "suggesting" that being gay is wrong? its like its saying "gay people aren't realy gay, they just missed there dad's love" D8


Yeah, I was going to mention that, too, but I felt that there was too much of a hint that gay people are made by molesting uncles. But the idea that they're only gay by missing daddy's love is rather Freudian. I have no idea why someone would print a book like that.
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okamimako at 4:12PM, Oct. 19, 2007
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I just looked at the pages again and just realized there's some bizarre little flower between the kid and the rest of his family. Yeah, you're family's quite strange if a little flower is seperating you from the rest of your family...
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Miss Annoying at 5:19PM, Oct. 19, 2007
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I just looked at the pages again and just realized there's some bizarre little flower between the kid and the rest of his family. Yeah, you're family's quite strange if a little flower is seperating you from the rest of your family...


hee hee flower... (3
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darkeyedneko at 8:19AM, Oct. 20, 2007
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is this a religious anti-gay book then?
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DAJB at 8:46AM, Oct. 20, 2007
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What ever happened to "Enid Blyton books"?
Ummm ... a lot of them got banned or censored for being a bad influence on children. She obviously should have put more child abuse in them.
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