The better way to open a conversation, well with a weird joke ..unnm anywa, to the topic....Cats are buglars?, I mean I have a cat, and yesterday he eated all the shrimp I left in a bag...Danmm You cat...Danm you T_T

Do you know weird stories of cats stealing things...ne...XD

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ANd yeah my english sucks XD..so my art...XD

lol, My cat steals my pens. She grabs them when i'm not looking and drops them on the floor randomly in the room, sometimes when she thinks i'm not there she'll stand over them and yowl really loud. Most people who come over think i'm ultra lazy for having pens all over the floor but... lol!

My cat stole my sister's friend's purse and brought it to me. My cat will take anything she can carry and lay it by my bedroom door. (Her "kills." ) So far, just one purse. Lots of socks, though.

I heard a news story once about a cat that did something similar except it would actually get into neighbors' houses and take their things.

My cat steals time.

I don't have any experience with cats stealing actual objects, but my friend's former bunny(God rest his bunny soul), would pick up pens and throw them with his mouth.

Our cat used to try to steal stuff, but anything he picked up slipped out of his mouth because he didn't have any teeth.

I steal cats.

My youngest cat is a regular kleptomaniac. She used to steal all my fuzzy hair ties and junk; it was the hunting instinct. Now I've hidden 'em all away so she has to take her pick from what's left. Like my towel. And cell phone. ... and body spray >>;

My cat steals the lives of rats to feed his belly.

I don't have a cat anymore, but my little sister is small, sneaky and spoiled and likes to steal random things from my room, like my favourite scarf or my little stuffed Thor. Mostly when she is annoyed with me.

My cat's penis was stolen by the veterinarian.

Sea_Cow
My cat's penis was stolen by the veterinarian.

How does he pee? o_o

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Sea_Cow
My cat's penis was stolen by the veterinarian.

How does he pee? o_o

Those are the questions that keep me up at night...

The urethra would still have an opening.

But I think Sea_cow doesn't understand the concept of neutering pets. They don't do anything to the penis. As I understand it they either remove the testicles or otherwise render them inoperative in some way. :)

-_- i think we know how neutering works..............

surely sea_cow is referring to the cat penis theft crisis of course.

ozoneocean
My cat steals the lives of rats to feed his belly.

Rats are better thieves than cats. Mine stole the F4 key off my laptop and a chenille sweater.

mishi_hime
-_- i think we know how neutering works..............

surely sea_cow is referring to the cat penis theft crisis of course.

Yeah, clearly ozone does not understand the concept of cat penis thieves.

mishi_hime
-_- i think we know how neutering works..............

Well, you would, being rather good at it yourself, but Sea-Cow is a different matter. :)

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ozoneocean
My cat steals the lives of rats to feed his belly.

Rats are better thieves than cats. Mine stole the F4 key off my laptop and a chenille sweater.

The only thing they steal here are eggs from bird nests and the coating from phone lines for some reason... Must be tasty?

The biggest animal thieves near me are the ravens. Anything from catfood, to leaves, to interestingly shaped pebbles. Although sometimes they'll gobble all the catfood and leave a nice pebble or a pretty shell as if in some kind of exchange.

ozoneocean
My cat steals the lives of rats to feed his belly.

When my cat was alive, she stole the lives of brown tree snakes to feed her belly. :)

My cat loves to steal random items off my desk, and play with them for his own enjoyment.

He's also brought a random toy ball to my bed once... Then I threw it, and we started playing fetch together. >_> Gotta love cats who think they're dogs.

Mwhahahaha people answered yay XD....
poor cat without penis...poor ...
anyway, my cat stealed my earphones,...and now I am searching for them, of course, I know that, when i find them, they will be destroyed T_T

What! You started this topic only to have people answer it. You fiend!

Well I'll show you. I won't answer it at all then.



.... Oh wait.

my cat runs into walls.

i think it may be a "special" cat.....

what!? like a ninja cat of some sort XD...nice!!

I don't have any cats, but I have a lot of friends who do.

like my best friend allie...she owns three cats. she told me about this one time that she had an really bad cold. She was so congested like you wouldn't believe, and when she tried to lie down to sleep she couldn't breathe at all. Then one of her cats came in, and that one normally wasn't that friendly towards anyone. But to her surpise, he sat on her chest, and then started rubbing his head on her throat and started purring loudly. her throat on that side started to clear up! and he did the same for other parts of her throat, and by morning her throat was competely cleared up.

My cat was in my couch stealing my change.

This is My cat, Simon.
He just acquired a new facial decoration somehow the other night... Most likely a battle scar.



I hd a thick leather collar custom made for him to protect him during fights. As you can see, it's suffered a bit of damage. I don't like him fighting, but if he does, I'd rather he didn't lose.

No poor cat..marked for life...unmm...my last cat, fought some other cats, but he ended losing, and making me pay for the healing...unmm...XD..anyway, cute cat...

My kitty steals hairties too. But what's most annoying is when she steals my pens and erasers when I'm trying to work on my comic. I heart my cat though. :cat:

She also just gnawed through 2 sets of headphones. Does anyone else have cats that like to chew wires? I hope she doesn't start with electrical ones too now...

saryn11
Does anyone else have cats that like to chew wires?

Not directly... The rats chew the phone wires, the cat eats the rats :)

the only thing my neighbors cat steals are the lives of squirrels