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ccs1989 at 12:19PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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Scott Kurtz Presents Batman: "My Parents Are Dead"

This is amazing.

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Pixel Filth at 1:02PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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That is pure genius.

Now batman even more humorous than before.

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hat at 5:32PM, Oct. 9, 2006

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That was pretty cute. Got a chuckle out of it... I say.

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Mark at 4:33AM, Oct. 10, 2006

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my favourite bit was "I could let him go.... but that won't bring back my parents"

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skoolmunkee at 8:26AM, Oct. 10, 2006

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Supposedly it might continue and Batman will get in a fight with Superman and Superman would say "Oh yeah well my whole WORLD is dead!"

IT'S OLD BATMAN

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Loki at 9:43AM, Oct. 10, 2006

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...Batman doesn't kill people...

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Ian Jay at 1:15PM, Oct. 10, 2006

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Loki
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...Batman doesn't kill people...

Yes, he does. He just does it off-camera.

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Loki at 2:36PM, Oct. 10, 2006

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Batman doesn't kill BECAUSE his parents were killed. Same reason he doesn't use guns.

And why there's so many villians in Arkam.

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Rich at 3:11PM, Oct. 10, 2006

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Batman also doesn't run around screaming about his parents are dead, but did that destroy our enjoyment of this?

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ccs1989 at 4:19PM, Oct. 10, 2006

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I dunno, writers in comics change so much you don't know WHAT Batman will be next. He sure does angst a lot.

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subcultured at 1:38PM, Oct. 12, 2006

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i like stories that doesn't deal with batman directly. I liek how other characters react to him indirectly

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Vixus at 2:25PM, Oct. 12, 2006

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Haha.

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ccs1989 at 3:22PM, Oct. 12, 2006

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Loki
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...Batman doesn't kill people...

Actually in Batman #1 by Bob Kane, Batman pushed one guy into a vat of acid, and a few more guys off the roof. He then basically said "They deserved it."

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Loki at 9:09PM, Oct. 12, 2006

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Yeah, number 1. Before the character was fully formed and established. Modern Batman doesn't kill.

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AQua_ng at 8:49AM, Oct. 15, 2006

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Only 653 ways? Pfft, amateur.

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jalford at 12:09AM, Oct. 16, 2006

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Batman would so totally kill someone if it meant having to save numerous other people's lives. Most of your superheroes with insanely high morals are just going to have to realize it doesn't pay to have superstrong/out-of-control guys like Doomsday running around destroying whole cities just because they're one of "God's creatures".

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Atom Apple at 8:01PM, Oct. 16, 2006

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Of course Batman kills people. His parents are dead, you know.

i will also like to know you the more

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Loki at 9:39PM, Oct. 16, 2006

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jalford
Batman would so totally kill someone if it meant having to save numerous other people's lives. Most of your superheroes with insanely high morals are just going to have to realize it doesn't pay to have superstrong/out-of-control guys like Doomsday running around destroying whole cities just because they're one of "God's creatures".

Wrong. It's like you've never read a Batman comic.

He doesn't kill.

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ccs1989 at 1:10PM, Oct. 17, 2006

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Look, if he killed in the original, he kills.

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SarahN at 6:50PM, Oct. 17, 2006

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Well, he strapped a bomb to somebody in "Batman Returns" (and smiled)....so....he'll kill if it means nothing's left afterwards. =)

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