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subcultured at 1:34AM, April 26, 2007
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she looks like she broke her neck, is that jessica alba or her little sister?


so you want to recreate your old picture, yet you gain a lot of fat, what do you do? photoshop! :)
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silentkitty at 7:54AM, April 26, 2007
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Haha, good lord. That first one looks painful, and the second one just looks bad. They could have at least given her some stomach muscles or something.
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subcultured at 9:55AM, April 26, 2007
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it's kinda funny that tyra banks was the first female african american on the cover of sports illustarted swimsuit edition (i think), yet if you adjust her nose a lil, it wouldn't be much different.

another reason why race doesn't really matter in the future as the majority will become multiraced. and we slowly erase the race line one inch at a time.

there might be hope for humans afterall :)
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Peipei at 11:28AM, April 26, 2007
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Jessica really does look like her neck is broken in that pic...:o
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reconjsh at 9:54PM, April 26, 2007
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I hate to admit it, but I actually saw that "Tyra" episode where she re-created her Swimsuit cover. I was at the hospital getting a sleep study done and the nurse wouldn't turn off the TV while she was hooking all the wires up to my head. So I suffered through it.

What was HILARIOUS was that she did that episode for "black history month" and since she was the first black woman on the sports illustrated swimsuit cover, she did the entire episode as a tribute to herself. It was the most self-righteous, pretentious piece of drek I've ever seen.

And when they revealed the cover as the show closer, I was laughing so hard at the obvious PS job and camera tricks to make her look like her previous self that the nurse (actually I think she was a technition or something) had to pause connection my skull for a minute.

Ugh. The drek lodged in my brain cells that I'll never be able to remove. sigh.
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subcultured at 4:16PM, May 3, 2007
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umm...so if you watch the imax version of harry potter, you get to see Emma Watson's breast get bigger and in 3D too!




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ccs1989 at 5:43PM, May 3, 2007
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Hahahaha! These are hilarious. Especially the fantastic four one. Her head looks like it's oversized.
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Generic Human at 6:34PM, May 3, 2007
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umm...so if you watch the imax version of harry potter, you get to see Emma Watson's breast get bigger and in 3D too!








Oh gawd, that's so bad! hahah!
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subcultured at 10:00PM, May 3, 2007
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during the Israel-Lebanon conflict, Reuters fired Adnan Hajj, a freelance photographer, after he admitted using Photoshop to add and darken smoke spirals in photographs of Beirut, in order to make the damage appear worse. Adnan Hajj, a Lebanese freelance photographer based in the Middle East, who had worked for Reuters over a period of more than 10 years


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ozoneocean at 12:47AM, May 4, 2007
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That's idiotic with the Lebanon photos. One thing is DOESN'T look is worse. If that's why they fired him it's unethical and they're morons. The damage looks exactly the same.
What's bad about the pic is that he's heightened the contrast a little (no crime), and he's used a clone tool on the smoke clouds for some reason which just makes them look fake and dumb. The damage level in the pic hasn't changed, he's just made a real scene of devastation look fake.

This seems more of a tips and tricks thing than Art because it's about the purely technical aspects of image creation and not about the artistic implications or use. But that's just me.
It's a fine line. ;)
 
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 9:14PM, May 9, 2007
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this is fun!! POST MORE!! XD?
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subcultured at 6:04AM, May 14, 2007
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how to lose weight using PS, you no longer need to count carbs

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Beautiful_Flames at 12:32PM, May 27, 2007
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Freaky.
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Generic Human at 1:15PM, May 27, 2007
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how to lose weight using PS, you no longer need to count carbs




that's pretty incredible. What tool was he/she using for the most part? It was the liquify tool, right? I couldn't tell.
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subcultured at 3:26PM, May 27, 2007
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it looks like liquify
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dueeast at 7:57AM, May 28, 2007
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she looks like she broke her neck, is that jessica alba or her little sister?



Well, if she broke her neck, I suppose that explains the zombie eyes and the broken arm...
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My Lady of Sorrow at 1:01AM, May 30, 2007
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hmm now i too can pursue a career in modeling :P

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how to lose weight using PS, you no longer need to count carbs


I'm still trying to think of something funny to put here.
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subcultured at 12:53AM, June 20, 2007
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wow, why is jessica alba always a victim of bad photoshop.
dane cook looks really flat, where did her arm go?
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Kohdok at 6:38PM, June 20, 2007
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how to lose weight using PS, you no longer need to count carbs


Holy mackerel! It's like a how-to video on what to do to your My-space personal image! I'm so glad I don't go there...
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thehothead at 10:52PM, June 20, 2007
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how to lose weight using PS, you no longer need to count carbs


The end result looks like my aunt... that's what scares me.
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daniel_the_drummer at 3:58PM, June 24, 2007
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Hmm. I noticed, similar with the Jessica Alba thing, that on the cover of the scrubs box sets, it's like they've cut and pasted the characters heads onto their own bodies. And some times limbs. It's stupid, just take a regular photo. And they airbrush out Turk's Mole (at least on the series 4 box set they do).

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subcultured at 11:39PM, June 24, 2007
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she's got a hand growing on her left shoulder


FREAKKKK
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ozoneocean at 12:17AM, June 25, 2007
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Heh, Myxo got there before you Sub. HERE .
Can't beat the power of the top drawer for weird things, no even the WTH forum can do that ;)
 
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Cthulhu at 9:22PM, June 27, 2007
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Dane Cook is an awesome comidian... Why does he try acting?!
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subcultured at 1:43PM, June 30, 2007
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what happened to jackie?
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that kid yellow at 8:37AM, July 1, 2007
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man i saw the movie fantastic 4 and jessica was killing me wit the contacts from hell.her make up was beyond bad and too blonde is no good for her. did i mention her eyes.spooky!!!!!!!


why is jackie so serious
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