My sister said that Mr. Clean would win, on account of him being a genie and being, like, seven feet tall, but I disagree on the grounds that the old Brawny guy is a hardcore lumberjack. He's been living out in the wilderness, and, frankly, he'd be just too badass to go down in a fight. Brawny guy would cut down old growth forests in a heartbeat; he wouldn't even care if the spotted owls found new habitats, such is his hardcoritude.

But still, feel free to argue.

~IJ

I think Clean would have the advantage. I mean, the sheer glint off his shiny head would initially blind the lumberjack. And, Brawny may be a tough lumbejack, but Clean is tough on grime and he's magic with cleaning supplies. He could like poof poisonous cleanser into Brawny's throat.

I think in a fair fight, Mr. Clean would win.

But I think we can all agree that Brawny won't fight fairly. He's the type of guy who would bring a gun to a fist fight, if you know what I mean.

Mr. Clean because we all know lumberjacks like to wear women's clothing and it's hard to fight in a dress.

.: isukun :.

I think you guys are forgetting something: Mr.Clean doesn't have a moustache, yet the other guy DOES. Which means he can totally tap into the secret supply of moustache power stored at the North pole and release it on his enemies.

Just think about these things next time.

I saw that Brawny guy beating down the dough boy with an axe handle.. he's just one mean lumber jack.

I think Mr. Clean would work well as one of those old, retired guys who become gym teachers.

No comment as to who would win... but...

Mr. Clean's prominant earring has been used by earring wearing fags of decades past to claim "My earring does not mean I'm Gay - see, even Mr. Clean has one!".

Mr. Brawny on the other hand - looks like a 70's "clone".
The "clone" may need some explanation for those too young to remember the 70's, the "Village People" featured some "clone" stereotypes though. Earlier in the 20th century a Dutch fighter, quite Gay and an artist, felt really bad about killing hunky German men. He spent the rest of his life drawing hardcore and softcore gay art and comics focused specifically on a hyper masculine paradigm, largely influenced by his WWII experience. The man was known as "Tom of Finlland" and his art is a big part of Gay culture. So big, in fact, in the 1970s it became fashionable to imitate the "Tom of Finland" look - handlebar moustaches and a 'hyper masculine look' became a true gay stereotype of the 1970s.

It's still a Gay stereotype. So Mr. Brawny Vs. Mr. Clean - to me seems like it would be a visciuous cat fight.

The Brawny guy is the essence of manliness in its purest form. He even makes Tim Allen and Shaft feel feminine by comparison. Though Mr. Clean flaunts some amount of masculinity, the earring ultimately betrays him. The real question is how long can Mr. Clean be in Brawny's presence before our obsessive-compulsive genie caves in and starts talking about his feelings while watching soap operas.

wait, wait, wait....
The NEW Brawny guy or the OLD brawny guy?



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Mr. Clean wins, then dies after using too much cleaning power in an unventilated space.

Mr Sheen would kill them both. He's obviously some kind of weirdo psycho hitman. Plus, he can call on the rest of his family to help him: Martin, Charlie, Emilio, Renee, and Ramón!

-It's the Australian contender! And no, he's not really related to the Estevez family...

It's that obvious account-like balding he's got going on. And those glasses. Yeah, he's a deadly one.

That was me. :lol:

Mr. Sheen is just an infant in a suit! He even has a spit curl. and rosey cheeks. :P

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I can't believe that Mr.clean would get 1 vote let a lone 4.

Brawny is a lumber jack and the Only thing more manly than a lumber jack is a pirate. In fact the only reason Lumberjacks aren't Pirates is because they are to big to fit on the boats!

Brawny's the kind of guy who wakes up everymorning and forces the sun to rise beacuse its to scared to piss him off. He then will cut down a entire forest of redwoods and slaughter any animals that get in the way. Then he'll eat them with a side of flap jacks and cut down more forest eat more flap jacks and chop more wood.

Mr. Clean would only manage to sparkle into exsietence long enough for brawny to look at him and then throw the towel. In fact heres what would happen.



Enough said. Don't even try to refute it Mr.clean fans. You've been sereved.

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Mr. Sheen is just an infant in a suit! He even has a spit curl. and rosey cheeks. :P

Exactly! His other identity: Baby face Nelson . What an evil bastard...

Groovy pic Spaz! Fantastic ^_^
But it looks like he needs that towl to sop up the blood from his recently amputated right foot...
Axes are dangerous :oops:

Mr. Clean would kick ass. Did you ever get soap in your eye?? That stings, man! :evil:

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Well of course if chemical weapons came into the fight I'm sure we all know who'd win, because the paper towel guy probably never passed middle school, and therefore doesn't know not to drink the stuff under the sink.

But if it was just fists he'd win.

The old Mr Sheen would win... I mean he flew a fighterplane that sprayed chemicals.

Chameloncholic
The old Mr Sheen would win... I mean he flew a fighterplane that sprayed chemicals.

Ahhhh, but that was only when he flew over to Old Blighty.
Still, that fighter plane'd blitz those two muscle pozers!

Mr. Clean by far.

Who could seriously doubt the ability of Mr Clean to mop the floor with that lumberjack dude?

Ooh, I'm bad. So very bad.

Mr. Clean would win.

Brawny guy.

Mr Clean is one of those tough guys that aren't actually tough. And Brawny guy would rip his earring out.

On a side note, I actually saw Mr. Clean signing autographs.
It was scary because it was just some bald guy in a white t-shirt signing pictures of Mr. clean, but you know what the scarier thing was? People were lining up.

The argument is over. They're both chopped up into bloody little pieces, tucked into two suitcases, and hidden underneath Mr Sheen's house.

No one will ever find them because no one knows where Mr Sheen lives...

And so Mr Sheen is king of the clean!

mike z.
It doesn't matter who wins. In the end, no one can stand up to Mr. T.

Damn right.
Interesting fact: Mr.T isn't actually black, the sun is just too scared to shine on him.

Two words:

Mr Sheen.

Mr Clean: 1940's gay stereotype.

Mr. Brawny: 1970's gay stereotype.

Doesn't matter who wins, if you're afraid of being pegged as 'gay', STAY OUT OF THE GYM!

ozoneocean
Two words:

Mr Sheen.

Mr. Sheen only had 2 votes, and he's not even in the poll. I doubt he's even real! :P

This is far from over. :twisted:

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